What games do fujoshis play?

What games do fujoshis play?

I play FFXIV, so probably that.

MMOs

stop shitposting

Kingdom Hearts

Pretty boy VNs

TF2/Overwatch

MMOs

LONDON

nothing cuz they don't exist

Sounds like my ideal gf desu.


Well, that is if she plays a classic score based game regularly (pac-man, defender, tetris, etc...)

>fujowatch
Prove it

games with hot guys
they dont necessarily play them more so just ogle the guys

you can't because they're not whores who stream and show their tits or make themselves known (for the most part), they sit in their basements like most of us here and play games and don't say shit to people

Almost exclusively VNs and games of the series they obsess over

fujo pls go

LONDON

> Women
> Not whores
I don't understand

Disgusting gay sex porn PowerPoints.

Otome VNs and mmos

And you never will.

Metal Slug

My brother found a legit fujoshi and believe me, they have shit personalities. They're desperate, they're clingy and needy, they're barely able to hold a conversation and they're so afraid of being alone that they're more than willing to be a doormat to their partner.

Fujoshis a shit

some of them are whores for the 2D

>meet girl who isn't a whore
>literally all she does is play games and meme
>no interest in relationships, most likely zero sex drive

FFXIV, as male catboys.

You can't swing a dead catgirl on Balmung without hitting a few.

JRPGs. Because pretty boys.

Ah, some specifics and non-RPGs
Kingdom Hearts. Soriku is a shit ship. Akuroku 4eva.. MGS. The Sims. MMOs.

It's weird but I know a lot of fujoshi and not one of them really plays straight up BL VNs. The height of their fujoshi was a few years ago though, so there wasn't a lot to get. They mostly read manga.

Also
>fujoshis being that hot
These lies and falsehoods. Actually most of my fujoshi friends were fairly cute. Except for me. Feels bad.

Having a mentall illness doesn't make you a girl.

Bishounen games. remember that fujoshi are just as degenerate as the male otakus, so they exclusively play weebtrash and western BioWare trash.

>shut personality
so do i.

>desperate, needy, clingy
as am I

>can't hold a conversation
lmao who cares? Why would I want to talk about bullshit?

>willing to be a doormat
If that means getting to eat her hairy puss and then scrubbing her insides with my magic johnson until I pass out every day then I'm ok.

Sounds cute, but I've met fujoshi that are loud mouthed and have overbearing personalities. Your version doesn't so bad.

The real question is, what games do fudanshi play?

if Sup Forums is anything to go by, MGS and DMC.

hi kinsey

tfw no fudanshi bf

She has a drive all right, it's just that she requires blu rays and you have a cd.

>cute
pretty sure every fujoshi wouldnt dare to call themselves that, since most (that i know) have low esteem in their appearances

Sounds like my type.

Problem is, if they have low enough standards to fall for me, they are also liable to fall for anyone who winks at them.

I guess it's better to instead invest time and effort in self-improvement.

why don't you take care of your fucking brother then?

Pay Day 2

What are the downsides?

They're more an empty shell you impose upon than a human being with drive and will.

I met my wife on PSO xbox. And there were tons of girls who played PSU. Phantasy Star is a good chick magnet op

Can't believe it's not been posted yet

Tales of ____ is infested with the things.

Probably Final Fantasy XV when it comes out.

Not anymore, since women are even worse at languages and computers than male otakus.

That said, PSO2 is still filled with weeb girls, just not to the same extent.

Wise

Dragon Age 2.

It legitimately took me like 8 years to find a female DMC fan that liked the games. It was constantly "Oh I just watched the cutscenes, they're so hot xD" or "Oh no I don't know much about the games, I just love Dante! xD".

Putting a ring on it soon.

My friend was huge ace attorneyfag and played TF2 and DDR constantly.

The girls I see in PSO2 (whenever I play it, its my least favorite PS game so far) all seem to cuckqueens and everything revolves around kissing their ass. I think thats more of a thing with modern culture and numales never being raised by proper males so they think having the most expensive lobby actions will win them an internet gf.

PSO and PSU werent like this at all.

Legend of Zelda, Kingdom heart, pokemon, pretty much Nintendrone games. And then you have games like Final Fantasy 7 that they don't play, just shlick to it. It's really a shame when they talk about games you've played, but then turns out they never actually played it themselves, even worse if you tell them how to get vidyas for free, but they say they are bad at them or they don't like the gameplay.

the last fujoshi I've seen was shlicking to undertale stuff

PS Vita

Why do you want to pay her alimony?

Every disgusting and annoying fuhoshi I've ever met has been an mmo player.

You'd think its cool that they are just as trashy and unlikable as you, but that's really not the case. It really hard to spend time with a real fujoshi. They smell bad, and only want to talk about the 1 game they play and the one OTP they read nonstop fan fiction on.

They are so uninterested in other human beings, they will just use you to talk about and validate their garbage tastes in everything. They don't respond to compliments or any type of real life romance. They are totally unredeemable, the perfect equivalent of daki-humping virgin waifu fags.

My friend has been telling me how Noctis is her husbando for over five fucking years.

She's more into korean boy bands now so I don't know if she'll even play it now.

May God bless your union and guide you through cooperative team plays.

I mean, Noctis and Pals kind look like a Korean boy band.

That pic perfectly describes me except I'm not allergic to cats (and have one) and browse Sup Forums instead of 2ch :)

Implying I have anything of value to lose.
Implying she doesn't have more valuable games and rare collectibles than I do.

We joke about pushing each other down the stairs to get our respective collections.

Appreciate it brah. Waded through some shit to find her.

I haven't been to a big team even once and avoided blocks 20 and 1 like plague, so I can't say I met a lot of people. But still, I've never seen anybody like that.

Around 12 girls I can recall off the top of my head were relatively normal animu watchers who came from PSU, or sometimes PSO. Not fujo shut ins, but not normalfag bitches, either. I always thought those types kept to WoW.

Did she let you watch.

The emoticon makes it too obvious, user. Stop pretending that you're the little girl, it's not healthy for your mental state.

They don't play video games. They just sit around and shitpost on image boards.

Do you guys think a dating website for shut-ins with low expectations to meet other shut-ins with low expectations would have any success?

I was thinking of calling it NEETmeet.

>Friend introduces us to his girlfriend after weeks of talking about it
>Pleasantly plump brunette with long messy hair
>No make up, wearing an ill-fitting sweater, a baggy pair of jeans and really beat up vans
>Really thick rimmed glasses
>Write her off as a hipster at first glance
>She barely talks all through the meal, even though my wife keeps engaging her
>Finally find some common ground talking about Inuyasha of all things
>Drinks get served
>Starts telling us about how she met my friend because her mom forced her to get a part time job or she would lose her internet access and allowance
>How old are you?
>Says she's 16
>She's tall and thick enough to look over 18
>We just got a minor drunk
>Friend is 26
>My wife is now going nuclear at my friend
>panic.jpeg

Heavens no, but it'll be prime viewing material for when shit inevitably hits the fan.

The only time ive seen people talk is when spawning into a ranom lobby filled with english speakers. Im to old to socialize with these teens and am frankly not interested in their memes or always horny heads. This is just the behavior ive noticed is all. Like antics from the 4th floor guardians colony of PSU, but amplified since PSO2 is more about customization and socialization than gameplay.

I remember the more cool girls from PSO and PSU xbox though

It'd turn gay so fast. In other words, I suspect you're a fujoshi.

Tell your wife to stop sticking her nose in other people's business

So youre saying she is a ps4 and doesn't know how to read CDs.

In that case she's shit.

Where my fujoshi PC Blu-Ray drive?

>Implying I have anything of value to lose.
My nigga.

Murder rate would go up.

>tfw ugly hikkiNEET girl but want a bf with a some sort of job
I-I'm sorry I'm abandoning my own kind.

>Final Fantasy 7

Did you mean: Advent Children

You can just start talking yourself if you see a suspiciously English ARKS card in an empty block or in the area. A lot of friends I've made there in the past 4 years were mimes who hop into my party and refuse to speak until I say Hi or ばんは~ or something.

>publicly announcing that you're a girl
>stutter text
If you going to act like a girl the least you can do is try to act more like one.

That's socially acceptable for a woman, I wouldn't worry too much.

Persoanlly I like
>JRPGs like megaten games, pokémon, the older FF but I'll try the PS1 games someday
>Metal Gear
>some nintendo games
>Ace Attorney, the first Dangan Ronpa, I want to try the 999 game and its sequels
I never played any otome games or BL games but I want to try some of them someday especially the nitro+chiral ones. I play games for their gameplay and stories, cute boys and handsome boys are just a really great bonus.

At least post the real one user

That sounds terrible, how is anything going to get done in that household, are they both going have their parents move in?

Is there a term for fujos who like yuri? Like the opposite of fudanshi

I found yujoshi once but it l have no idea if it actually works.

Nah man its just not for me. I'm not interested in making friends at this point in my life, and especially not with a bunch of teens while I'm nearing 40. I barely PSO2 and for 2016 have logged in less than 10 hours so far. I have great memories of the superior PSO and PSU but this might be the end for me.

You don't want one of these kinds of girls, user. It's not worth it. For whatever they have in common with you in hobbies, they'll also have in common in their social-retardation, anxiety issues, and being too scared to commit to a relationship of any sort until they are hitting 30 and their biological clocks scream at them to finally settle for a low-ranking chad with just enough stupid or beta to take her.

The myth that they don't have sex drives is false as fuck, they're just too self-conscious and shit to go into a relationship because they are shut ins. Just like you. Worse than you, in fact.

It would be filled with normalfags anyway.

Oh right, now i remember why everyone loved it, but never played the game. All of my friends saw that movie and claimed to love Final Fantasy 7, but never actually played it.

this

Well, if it's about fujoshi of age:

If they aren't NEETs, and in the western world you can't do that for too long, they probably have an office job and use this as means of escapism. So on day to day basis, it's actually grindy games like MMOs.

The pretty and outgoing kind of a fujoshi will claim she is a lesbian, but more importantly, is a prime suspect for histrionic personality disorder, making her literally impossible to date for an extended period of time.

There's stuff to be said about psychoanalysis of the yaoi genre.

>Had a temporary teaching job this year.
>Really quiet overweight girl in one of my classes, absolutely couldn't shake the feeling she was a fujoshi.
>Final day of school, fuck if I'm teaching them. They're getting cake and shit.
>End up chatting to some people in one of my classes about video games.
>Final class of the day, it's the class with the suspected fujoshi.
>After I dish out cake among the students she comes up to my desk.
>"I heard you like video games user"
>Talks to me for the whole class about Phoenix Wright fanfiction.
>I didn't get the chance to say goodbye to the rest of the students in that class.

Middle Right is average, maybe a bit below.
Bottom Right looks like she's about to skin me alive. Even if she is kinda cute, fuck that.

Some of them are exactly like that, others are the exact opposite. They look like normies but they're even more fujoshis than the average fujo, it's incredible. I wish I was part of the second category

This seems to be girlcore. Varied stuff, but always the same stuff

What sucks is that I play the same shit but am a guy

I fail to see the problem.

Would immediately become full of turbo normies pretending to be autistic.

Legitimately a shitty idea dude.

Twinkle Star Sprites

>love MegaTen
>Sup Forums tells me that the only girls who like MegaTen are fujoshits
>mfw it's true

That picture is creepy as fuck, but explains so fucking much.

Wouldn't ever work. TruNEETs are a really, really tiny portion of the human populace. I guess it could be useful for hooking up just to chat online or some shit though.

bottom right must an absolute demon if she has trouble keeping a bf

I assume you've seen the male version?

It's almost exactly the same, except the characters both fat neckbeards.

I've never understood Yaoi or Yuri, I understand getting off on seeing naked people squirming together, but Yaoi or Yuri usually includes some kind of romantic angle. But it's about a romantic relationship which the reader can never be part of if they're hetero and thus feels really unnatural. Something's just off about it all.

She has the crazy eyes. I'd avoid her like the plague.

Chat will just boil down to self pity and misdirected loathing within the first three months.

I'd like to know where you find all these pretty, outgoing, lesbian fujos. For a friend of course ;_;

What did you except from an obscure JRPGs where there are more male characters than female characters who look cute for the most part? I wonder how many fujos are hanging out on /smtg/.