What happened to Gaben?

What happened to Gaben?

He became an overweight chunk of cancer

He's slowly morphing into Farther Christmas.

lol. who's that fat blob with him?

He stopped producing games since Steam is near-ubiquitous with PC gaming and makes big money so games are no longer necessary for valve to make.

The micro transaction money is just too good.

became a dad and retired.

That's his wife's son

While working as an FBI informant he tried to entrap a German child because he dared look at Valve's precious source code and get him life imprisonment in the USA

After that he got worse.

Probably the most successful personality driven viral marketing campaign in history.

Maybe Valve's needs new management? I feel like it will crash and burn when Gabe moves away if this continues.

Looks the same as always to me.

remember fel corruption in w3?
gaben is corrupted by money.

What's gabens favourite fast food?

I'm thinking he slums it with a dozen mcdoubles and mcshake

gout of the finger, he has to drink like a litre of cherry juice every day.

He got old.

That german child made me wait an entire additional year for the release. Fuck him, I wish he'd taken the bait.

he's been chosen as the new santa claus

his hair is JUSTING

Good goy

The leak was one month after the original release date. He had nothing to do with the delay.

Fat people are fucking disgusting.

What does Gabe even do all day?

hl3 confrimed.

Eat

I'd be fatter than hell if I was a billionaire too

He plays dota all day

Lol underrated

someone please shoop Torbjorn's turret and beard on Gabe

look into his eyes people

The bald guy on the top right

He sold out

He spends most of his time in VR now

Subway

>yfw that's G-man

Gabe is a fucking asshole

Fun Fact: Those aren't even Gabe's eyes anymore. He suffers from Fuchs' dystrophy, a congenital disease which affects the eyes. He's had 2 transplants since then.

No wonder Gabe lost sight.

more like Gabe Numale XDDD

Can Gabe walk still? Last time I seen him he was speaking at something like a year ago and he was breathing really hard

>became

He fucking hacked their servers and received access to everything. Installed all sorts of malware on Valve's systems. Fuck that guy. He was 20 years old and not a child. If he was in the US he would have received harsher punishment.

Good thing he was not in the USA then. Fucking police state

>be 6'1 190 lbs and eat unhealthy
>get stomach cancer at 26
>gabe is fat as fuck and has been eating pure cancer and doesn't have anything

How is this fair

Gabe is successful.
You're not.

It isn't

That's life

>break law
>make a company lose millions
>for no reason other than I DID IT FOR THE LULZ XD
>get punished
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW FUCKING POLICE STATE

Are german cucks? Which is ironic since they have an entire corporation dedicated solely to spy on their citizens and jail people who pirate, not even US has that.

You'd expect someone with his money to have the best diet possible. Stop stuffing your fucking face with carbs.

This

Obese Robin Williams

>be a multimillionaire who can afford anything
>be fat

This is one thing I could never comprehend. He can literally have his own cook and dietitian who could provide him with healthy, balanced meals for the rest of his life. He can afford a 24/7 personal trainer and build himself a top-class gym at work and home so he doesn't have to lose time travelling. He can afford surgery that would stop him from overeating. Or go for some crazy 1million dollar a year experimental treatment.

And yet he does nothing to improve his health.

Das xcom baebee

Cuz he doesnt give a fuck. He smokes a blunt, eats a donut, then hops on CSGO to wreck kiddies.

You're a fucking failure that didn't accomplish 1% of what GabeN did.

Normally it's not the case, but it seems this time life is pretty damn fair.

Agent 47?!