You find a pretty girl and take her your your room

You find a pretty girl and take her your your room.

She speaks.

What is the superior option in this scenario?

NOT ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH

Deeper lore than SMB has

What are you, gay?

YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

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>Flat
>Fivehead
>Man jaw
>Used goods
I would rather keep my virginity tbqh

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>pretty girl
Nope.
Looks like a fucked up android gone mental.

I've seen worse. But yeah, she's deep in the uncanny valley.

Looks like Dr. Frankenstein is at it again.

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FYI these are your other options

Left is ok

At least the one on the right looks sort of hot in a tomboyish way.

I might've spent too much time on Sup Forums, but is this a CIA reference?

god

fucking

DAMNIT

Right isn't that bad to be honest.

And these are your options in the sequel. There's only one right answer here.

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Just started playing Technomancer. Haven't met any gals yet, but my guy ended up looking like a flaming homo, so I guess he'll stammer his way into sleeping with the guy.

No, that's a normal way to introduce yourself. Any amount of time on Sup Forums is too much.

Honestly, the dude at the bottom looks like the most interesting choice. The girls seem very bland.

Thing is the game doesn't even let you shut him down ahead of time by saying you aren't gay or something like that. If you talk to someone you don't want to romance when they're primed, you have to friendzone them HARD.

The black chick is definitely bland, the redhead is a flaming tomboy who curses like a sailor.

Eh, I kinda like the top left girl. She looks boring as shit compared to robot man though.

>FYI these are your other options

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Option 1 with sexual slavery.

>If you talk to someone you don't want to romance when they're primed, you have to friendzone them HARD.
I'm getting ME flashbacks here.

I bet she has a valley girl accent.

Uncanny valley girl, that is.

Is this an old game? Those textures and shading look like they belong to 2007.