You just got home and walked in on the last video game character you played as sleeping with your girlfriend/wife...

You just got home and walked in on the last video game character you played as sleeping with your girlfriend/wife. How fucked are you?

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>D.VA

I aint even mad

>your girlfriend/wife

>your girlfriend/wife
Ha. You're funny OP.

but i dont have a gf. only my masturbating hands

She has good taste in loli.

>2016 Doomguy
I would pack my things and leave. Before leaving I would steal his action figures.

>Me giving a handjob to Geralt
eh could be worse

So Rash the Battletoad is...having sex with air?

...

>your girlfriend/wife
My what/who?

>Transistor
Well, the girl I asked out this week turned out to be a lesbian, so good for her, I guess

Last played game was rust where my character is female- that makes her a lesbian. I wouldnt mind watching

Took his girl and his clothes.

Some fuckin nobody space trucker from the X3 universe. I'm pretty sure I could whoop him in-atmosphere.

I'll just wonder how expensive her new loli sexbot was, as long she didn't blew our budget, it's alright.

Fuck Chad and make him your bitch.

Sameguy,
Seems like my Ninja from Black Desert is in my bed.. I'm a straight guy so this is new.

Tell her to get away from my daughteru.

>A chaoinesse of the Adeptas Sorroritas
Damn, that's hot.

I think I can deal.

>three crashlanded Rimworld survivors

meh

I have feeling that OP was legit he when posted that.

>ANYONE on Sup Forums
>having a gf/wife
Go back to normiebook

>Venom Snake
>In bed with my boyfriend
Holy fucking shit, if only.

R U A GRIL

>Genderless aquanaut from Abzu is fucking my hand

Cool I guess

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I think you seriously overestimate the average level of social ability of people that use this site.

My Arisen from Dragon's Dogma. I can't compete.

>Have a girl childhood friend
>Dated her for a long time
>Realized is not working out
>Broke up
>Realized I'm gay
>Hooked up with a lovely guy
>Gradually acted suspicious on our date
>Stalked him
>Turns out that he cheated with my ex, the girl childhood friend.

Life is hard man...

>Claudette

I join the fun.

Not at all apparently, since theyre the ones that fucked.

>being gay in 2016

It was a fad, get over it.

This is fine

>Agent 47

>a genetically superior super-human test-tube clone is giving his dick to my gf
It's all over.

>mkx alien
wew

I dont have a GF/wife. Only my katanas.

>manlets

Why are Nips literal cucks?

kys

On my knees and begging not to get shot

Nah, Tommy is a bro until you piss him somehow.

Best GTA protagonist

>Pharah

she probably benches more than I do

and i'm okay with that

>"dont drop the weights again"
>"or else?"
>"gonna fucking push you against that wall and improvise from there"

>Chell from Portal sleeping by herself

Alright

L O N D O N
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pls need comfort

My sliderfu.

I am okay with this. c-can I join in with them OP?

Or else I'll pull the lunk alarm. Planet Fitness doesn't need meatheads like you intimidating these good people.

Baby Rosalina from Mario Kart 8

>Ember from Warframe
The best.

>look up 'Planet FItness lunk alarm'
>It's fucking real
Holy shit, how retarded can a business be?

Easy famalam. She's my girl.
>implies overwatch doesnt have their own private gym
im sure id get in

why did you abandon your childhood friend?

>gen 2 Kris
I'm perfectly fine with this.
Ladies. Make room.

I don't have either. Guess I'll just sleep with the video game character.

>guts fucking my mexican girlfriend

Am i fucked?

>planet fitness
>lunk alarm
>its all real

i sometimes think about moving to the united states. i got some family there, job prospects, could build a life, can speak english fluently, fool people on the internet thinking im from texas.
it is posts like these that deter me.

>Doomguy

What a handsome HONKAHONKA...

Because she turned into a fucking skank and was no longer the loving and caring girl I used to like.

It's mostly for those guys who go "BRAH GET OFF THE BAR CHECK OUT THAT FAT BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT NOW WATCH ME LIFT MORE THAN I SHOULD, HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" and then drops the weights.

It's a good thing to shame them.

>270 gpm
>333 xpm
>30 min game
oh dear

Kek

I really don't understand Japan's weird fetish for childhood friend romances to begin with.

>mexican
You brought it on yourself, buddy.

why are there normies on Sup Forums?

Added the tg to my fap folder

Thanks OP

purity or something

This image will never cease to be stupid to me. The amounts of crack pairing in it are astonishing.

The guy from rebel galaxy

My wife is fucking a space ship right now

I have several questions

So... an agressive personality Michael Thorton fucking my hand? I pray to god I make it out of this situation alive.

youtube.com/watch?v=VUydx57te9s

I have no problem with people over-exerting themselves and dropping the weights if the floor is padded.
One thing I cannot stand is people using machines(especially pull down triceps machines) and just letting go when the plates are at the top.
I've had near fist-fights with idiots who do that.

>Total Warhammer

Is she fucking Karl Franz or the entire Empire?

>Tfw I realized it wasn't really a TG

I've yet to meet people like that. Gym I go to was very supportive when I was still chubby.
>doing pullups on machine
>very inexperienced, second week on gym
>bald jacked up dude comes over
>fuck now i gotta give the machine to him
>"hey bro!"
>shit
>"you got good technique but try not to twist your wrists"
>"keep em straight, doesn't put too much load on your joints"
>keeps helping me out during that first month

coolest fucking dude. still stay in contact through normiebook after he moved.

>Reinhardt
>No gf or wife

I would be very confused but I might end up gallivanting and questing across Europe with a large armored teddy bear so might be pretty cool

>a planet sized space ship is fucking my girlfriend
I think we're all fucked pal

You don't understand, user. You DID meet that person. The only thing is you're not an insecure shithead, so the idea of someone else talking to you about what you were doing while clearly better looking than you didn't bother you.

That guy wouldn't have been welcome at Planet Fitness because instead of talking to you he would've done that to some fat piece of shit that activated that alarm.

You met a "lunk", but because you aren't a retarded child, you didn't care.

This.
I don't get why NEETs and betas are so afraid of the gym. I've only experienced some teenagers who were laughing at me running the first month I was there, but they stopped after I was going on my 30th minute running.
>Oh, he can actually run despite having a few extra kilos on him. Lets just post on facebook that we had a good workout.
I never saw them again.

Karma for being a faggot.

Whichever is worse. So in your case, your girl is having a gangbang with tens of thousands of people.

Calm the roid rage. Learn to control your emotions like someone that doesn't have tiny balls

I mean Kazuma's a no-nonsense guy. If they fucking she probably lied about us being together or some shit so I'm not about to fight him. Either way me and her are done.

If I had a gf.

I tried to be civil after the 10th time it happened, but the individual just ignored it.
I had ringing in my ears for weeks one time.
I took it up with the staff there and the guy tried to punch me after he got warned by the staff.
I hardly did anything roid-ragey.

I never had one.

>running
>in gym
Why do people do this?

He's really feelin' it.

>Not going for superior 2D waifu

Do you guys ever think that if we actually lived in 2D world, would we just go to "2DPD, 1D is objectively superior" or some shit like that? This is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night.

>Champion of Slaanesh
I'm glad he's not fucking me instead

0D is best, all you faggots can't prove me wrong.