"That Kid" - thread

"That Kid" - thread.
>If you surf at the doors of the Elite 4, you can travel to New Moon Island and fight Darkrai!

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"I can become the coolest kid in school by making a that kid thread on Sup Forums"

Not gonna work you fat fucker

>"that kid"
>during diamond and pearl gen

UNDERAGE

>that kid who stood 2 feet away and pee'd into the urinal like a madman

>that kid who pulled his pants down to his ankles to use the urinal

People who were kids for D&P are now 18.
Source: I turned 18 2 months ago.

>that kid who wanted to join your friend's clan
>we eventually start playing in leagues
>he sucks ass but keeps bitching not to be left out
>we lose multiple games due to his fuck ups

Fuck you Patrick

>that kid who actually used the urinal
Dirty animal.

>that kid who flashed his penis to everyone
>his mom tries to explain it off as ADHD
>call her out saying I have it but don't do dumb shit like that

>tfw i did when I was 6

Hey, Butters is fucking awesome. He doesn't deserve to be talked about like that.

At my office, there are multiple 50+ year old men who go into the stall, unbuckle their belts, then piss.

I have no idea what they're doing or why but I can hear it everytime

Feels good man

my cousin told me if you beat smash 64 on very hard with 1 stock and no continues you'd unlock metal mario.
It wasn't true.

>if you kill yourself a bunch of times in Megaman X you will get a hadoken with SF2 inputs and it 1-shots everything.
fuck you Gabe, your lies were the worst

Cool. This thread again.

It's like I'm on spike TV watching the same old reruns.

sounds like you need to contribute yourself, or take a break from the site for while, pal.

>kid says his big brother saw new pokemon in a japanese magazine
>its a bear with a ring on its stomach
>we all make fun of him and tell him to stop lying
>it was actually Ursaring all along
We never stopped bullying him though

>dad was in the NFL
>very competitive
>wanted to play vidya with me - mostly Madden
>crushed him every time
>he'd get fucking ballistic each time he lost smashing shit

For a while there I actually hated video games

>"Hey user, have you played Pokemon on the N64? I tried catching a Caterpie the other day and a Pidgey got in the way of the pokeball"
>I could only imagine how cool the 3d graphics would look
>Still mfw I already had Pokemon Stadium and Pokemon Silver back then

>never had a that kid
>read the stories about him
>tfw realized I am THAT kid

>parents always got me a 3 day vidya rental each Friday from Blockbuster
>ask friends for a recommendation one week
>one says Pokemon Snap
>the rest jump in and confirm it's good
>get it
>you're on an automated cart and the only gameplay is taking pictures of Pokemon
>Monday
>friends all laugh and ask me how I liked the game

Well played, fags

What?

I consider middle schoolers to be kids

Children please leave.

>letting your pants and underwear touch the pissy bathroom floor

>hey user check out this game shark my mom bought for me the other day
>I can get you any Pokemon you want in the game
>but only if you lick my wiener

Damnit Timmy you know I need celebi to complete my pokedex

>he didn't think Pokemon Snap was the fucking shit

>be 8 years old
>mom takes me to see family friend in a state over
>hang out with her son whos 14
>we jump on a trampoline, play board games
>we play NES for a while but shut it off
> he offers me that i can play more NES if i suck his weiner.
>MFW i blocked this memory out until i was 22
>MFW i dont know if i did it or if I ended up playing NES that night

He got into drugs, ODd and was left in an alley to die. So if he did make me do it, fuck him.

>That kid who insisted that all games share the same universe
>Tried to explain the Piranha plant in Jak and Daxter is just an Easter egg from Naughty dog
>He tells me the Sandover Beach and N. Sanity beach are the same place
>Insists that you can play as Crash Bandicoot if you get all the power cells and do some bullshit
>This causes Jak to fall into a dark eco pit and emerge as Crash
>His logic being Daxter and Crash both have the same orange fur
>mfw

Joshua you were a lying bastard, but you were creative i gotta admit.

>being so addicted to games you're willing to do whatever
Don't blame him, user. You chose to do that

I would let that volleyball player have sex with me.

>tell friends i got judge dredd on snes
>that kid leans over and butts into our conversation
>oh did you know the giant trucks in the chemical plant can roll down and kill you?

>we lose our shit over mortal kombat
>that kid says there's a vertical version of rayden's flying attack and he did it once but forgot how

>friends and i talking about super mario world
>that kid starts making shit up again
>uh, did you guys know if you beat the levels in a certain order, you get a raccoon suit?

Shit, that kid even made shit up when my friends and I found out about Magic: The Gathering. He would make up all kinds of outlandish claims that didn't even make sense because he didn't know how to play the game.

To be fair, he was a single child with a whore for a mother, so I guess having an endless parade of dudes at your house to smash your mom didn't do him any psychological favors.

That kid was always coming up with fake shit.

For a split second, I'd consider race mixing with this brown girl.

>that kid who wave dashed to school

That kid who ran into the playground everyday with his arms out shouting "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and the one time you asked him what he was doing, he said he was the helicopter from Airwolf.

>if you die 5 times on Armored Armadillo's stage and get to the end without getting hit, you can find a Dr. Light capsule above the boss room and he gives you a Hadouken
Goddammit Josh, you always made this kind of shit up. Who would actually do something that stupid you fag?

>that kid who misaligned his QPUs

help

>that kid who said he unlocked all sorts of crazy shit in all kinds of games, but "accidentally" deleted the data right before we go to his house to see

>get invited to a friends party
>gets mad because I "didn't bring these specific games like he said to"
>he never fucking told me
>"I told my mom to tell your mom to tell you"

You chose the faggot life, the faggot life didn't choose you, faggot

>that kid who accidentally drops his tighty whities in front of the whole class when getting changed for sport

>that kid who would make up rules for the games he played
>when we played Yu-Gi-Oh, he would stack his deck so he'd win every time
>his "shuffling" was just him taking both halves and waving them around really fast
>whenever we played Pokemon tcg, he would just straight up say he was allowed to use his whole card book as his deck and would just take cards from there at will

>that poor kid who pretended he played everything to fit in
>"what level are you in the sims 5"
>"level 14 I think"

>"have you see scary movie"
>"yeah it scared the shit out of me"

>that kid who got pantsed while a teacher was walking by

>that kid who wanted to be a girl

>That kid who was telling everyone in the previous thread how awful his mom was

You could actually do that though.

youtube.com/watch?v=ro-VS5EQYXY

>that kid who everyone thought was a girl

literally me

It sure is Summer in here.

That's the joke you donut

>had a page ripped out of a code book for a genesis game
>having a good time dicking around with a friend on my sega
>he suddenly eats the page of codes for no reason
>"whoops, i was hungry"

I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU WHO EVEN DOES THAT

>that kid who wanted to make out with you
>"user if you lose I will kiss you on the lips"

youtube.com/watch?v=NrIg04z8ePM

>My dad works at nintendo, if you jerk me off i'll have him put you in the next pokemon game as a gym leader

FUCK YOU TANNER IF I SEE YOU AGAIN YOURE DEAD

>You lose in purpose

>That kid who flashed you his dick

That kid who talked nonstop about Mortal Kombat in highschool. That was me

He was pretty close actually.

>that kid that shit his pants in class
I was that kid

Whatcha gonna do about it, faggot?

>tfw me and my friends googled boobs and then took turns sticking our dicks into mattress

LOL

>Sims 5

>That kid who said ouch when you hit him on a fighting game
>He also said ouch when you go in without lube

TANNER YOU FUCK GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS IM LITTERLY GOING TO SHOOT YOU WITH A GUN

>>whenever we played Pokemon tcg, he would just straight up say he was allowed to use his whole card book as his deck and would just take cards from there at will
Oh shit, I knew a kid who did this.

Fucking Blake

You have to reach Sigma first then go back and do that.

>that friend who turned into a chad and left you in the dust

149 Sullivan St, New York, NY 10012

Going for round 2, faggot?

>if you go to firelink shrine, drop off the elevator mid-movement, climb a building and pretend to be an egg for 30 seconds the giant crow will appear and take you back to the starting area
>inside the cell where you started will be a doll guarded by a black knight
>take the doll to anor londo and you can climb inside a painting and fight an invisible dragon girl

Pfft, yeah right Jared.

>roid rage

That was in about 2000/2001 too. I deliberately made up some bullshit to see if he'd react.

Sorry my dad couldn't talk is bosses into putting you in as a gym leader, but I recently got my dads on position at Nintendo. Maybe if you come over and blow me, I could even talk them into putting you in as an Elite 4 member.

>that kid (or dad) who'd threaten to beat you up if you win

NIGGA what's the point of us playing competitively then?

Anyone have the gif of the kids at the dinner table taking off their pants, shitting into their hand, then throwing it into eachothers drinks?

That would describe this thread pretty well.

Uber is on the way

You're fucking dead, kiddo.

But he was actually right.

Woah wtf?

that's the joke

>After defeating Vicar Amelia, you get a tonsil stone from a spider which gets you killed by a Cthulhu and transports you to a school in a dream
This game is about werewolves, Matt

>that kid who always bullied you in high school
>tfw he still bullies you with his dick

>that kid who'd rape you if you lost
Tim's parties were never fun, but at least the pizza was always stuffed crust pizza

James? Is that you?

>if you want to get back into the Area 51 [game] club you have to show me your wee wee
>Do it
>He asks to see my butt too
>Hard the entire time

But you also ended up stuffed, right Nick?

I"M COMING FOR YOU PEPE ROSSO!!!

I'M GETTING IT TO GO

>that guy who's going to post ">that kid who died in high school" like in every thread

>that kid who died in highschool

...

I was that kid

...

>that girl who pretended to be sad about the kid's death even though she never knew his name or face until he was all over the news
>tfw your girlfriend was that girl

My brother and I were told that if you beat the adventure mode with donkey king, only using fully charged punch and movement, and then do it again with Samus and fully charged shot, all without dying, you'd unlock Goku.

Also, I was really obsessed with 9/11 when I was younger, and my brother convinced me if you crashed into the US Bank in GTA SA with a hydra in a very specific spot, a short clip of the plane crashing into the second tower would show.

H-how'd you know?

>friend asks who I like
>trustingly tell him
>he activates sonic speed and runs to her
>"user LIKES YOU"

I don't go with that name anymore due to a kid accusing me of rape just from a friendly game of playing the proctologist after beating him at pokemon silver.

I go as daniel ruiz

Who would he have run to it you had said you liked him?

That kid who died in Elementary

>if you collect all pokemon in a third gen game you will be able to travel to johto und kanto

Why did I believe him? Someone should make a rom hack based on fire red to actually make this happen.

That teacher who sucked your dick in detention

T-thanks, Mr Martinez