Metroid is 30 years old today! Wish Samus a happy anniversary or your mom will die tonight

Metroid is 30 years old today! Wish Samus a happy anniversary or your mom will die tonight

What's your opinion on this franchise?

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It should stay dead.

The creator is a hack that made Metroid great by accident, Prime 3 was clearly running on creative fumes, ans Samus is just a sexdoll nowadays.

The series came, had like 10 great games, and now it's done. Let it rest in peace

I wanna be Samus and thank all the anons for congratulating me!

>10 great games

I don't think it even has 10 games, unless you count spinoff shit like pinball.

The mother will die in your sleep meme is retarded. Are you actually so desperate for yous that you have to bait. You're the reason we can't have good conversation. Because you put shItty bait for children instead of wanting to talk about an actual game. Instead of dumping Samus lewds you can fuck off now. You fucking child. You fucking roger looking cunt.

Happy anniversary, Samus.

SHUT THE FUCK UP.
LESS THAN 25 MINUTES YOU BITCHES
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Happy birthday Samus unlike Nintendo we actually give a shit

Happy anniversary, Samus

Happy anniversary, Samus

Everyone knows the real genius behind Metroid is this guy, Hiroji Kiyotake. He directed Metroid and Metroid 2, and was the original designer of Samus Aran.

He also is the designer of Wario, and directed the first 2 Wario Lands.

Dude is a legend.

this pic needs a follow up. other than OP's of course

i remember when this pic was first posted

what have i been doing with my life?

happy birthday samus!

Happy anniversary, assbag.

Happy birthday Samus. I love youuuuuuuuuuu
Will Nintendo's mother die tonight?

>This beautiful art and effort
>All for a literal shit tier fetish

>spoiler
>Other M crossed out
You could just ask if you wanted to see mod-kun that badly.

FUCK YOU HUNTER

Metroid should stay dead.

The creator is a hack that made Metroid great by accident, Prime 3 was clearly running on creative fumes, and Samus is just a sexdoll nowadays.

The series came, had like 8 great games, and now it's done. Let it rest in peace

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i thought it was a joke

Happy birthday samus,
One day Nintendo will appreciate you again

Fuck you

Happy birthday and i hope the new spinoff doesnt flop

learn to make good threads instead of poor bait to get replies.
Already wished this IP an happy birthday several times today anyway. The 6th was yesterday in japan

Ay yo we already got a thread, and it's already jumped to a part 2
Part 1: Part 2:

Happy anniversary, Samus

Samus is an old hag!

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Happy Anniversary, Samus!
Fuck you I hope you never get another mainline game outside of Federation Force

Happy Anniversary, Samus!

happy birthday samus

And how would you go around thanking them, Samus?

*anniversary

Happy anniversary fuck this meme

Hb

Happy birthday Samus. I don't have any good Samus pictures. Please post them.

Metroid was my favorite growing up, I even have a collection of all the games in their boxes.

I just wish they'd let someone else make a good new game for them now...

Happy Anniversary Samus!

A firm handshake and sincere gratitude of course!

Happy birthday

I also turn 30 this year

Oh? Is that all?
Surely your fans desverve a little more than that...

Happy Birthday Metroid.

Immunity cat fag

Happy anniversary samus

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAMUS!
SELF-DESTRUCT ACTIVATED.

>what have i been doing with my life?
Oh man, you remember something from 5 years ago? How awful! You're life is in shambles.

Happy anniversary Samus. Also great ass.

You're right, my fans deserve the best. But I don't know how to express my gratitude for your support user, any ideas?

Hm, I'm not too sure. You've got quite a few fans so a method that allows you to service a crowd of people at once would be best~

happy birthday HUNTARRRRRRR

Happy anniversary, Samus!

THE BABY

Oh, so that's what you have in mind then... I'd be glad to serve my fans some delicious cake~

Happy birthday Samus!
>tfw can't download am2r right now

I'm sure that's not the only cake your fans are interested in~
in the case that this gets too lewd, do you have an email i could possibly contact you at to continue your 'fan meets'?

Happy anniversary, Samus.

Did Nintendo forget about this? 30 years are a lot, I can't believe they didn't do anything[/spoilers]

happy birfday samus

Eat shit, Samus!

t. Nintendo

Happy anniversary, Samus-chan!

The one in charge of Metroid since Prime isn't the creator, fuckface.

Happy anniversary sexy!

Oh my, did you maybe want a piece of this treat instead? How cheeky user, just what will I do with you?
Nope, threads only user, I'm flattered though.

REMEMBER _____

Never liked metroid at all, but I always wanted to fuck Samus, and I don't want my mom to die, so happy anniversary Samus.

Other M's director was the franchise's creator, you fucking moron.

Happy anniversary, Samus
you have 4 good games

happy birthday, it's a shame that the franchise is shit now.

Oh my~
What a big, soft, plump cake

I'm sure all your fans would certainly enjoy taking turns trying it. I'm sure they all have a little frosting they'd like to add...
what a shame. This has certainly gotten too good and too lewd.
If you ever do change your mind [email protected]

Happy Anniversary samus, sorry your franchise is dead :(

The first time i played Prime 3, I fapped at the part when you are in the space ship, pressing buttons and shit Samus POV.
And every time I was remembered I was getting corrupted helped a lot.

Happy birthday Samus please don't kill my mom

series is dead to me til they make up for that other M shit and stop shilling zero suit tits

i like my women stronk and in big meaty power armor

happy birthday sam

>Fuck Samus
>Be Samus

Which one user?

Happy birthday!

>Federation Force not even released yet
>Already in the trash can

happy bday my dude

Why am I not allowed to have a cute, social awkward (not as bad as in Other M) and sexy Samus who is still a major badass like in Super and Prime?

Thanks user, I do get quite a workout hunting bounties and all. You seem to have your own kind of workout you'd like to try with me though. If you're done warming up, go right ahead and teach me a thing or two~
I saved that mail just now, but don't get your hopes up~

That's easy~

Im thinking about getting into emulatiing just to try out super metroid. Never beat that thing as a kid.

Congrats. Happy anniversary.

Depends. Do I get to fuck Samus multiple times? Is she into anal? Will she fuck me with a strap-on?

Will I be able to continue my current lifestyle of a lazy fuck and keep Samus's figure? What will my friends and family think about me suddenly becoming a hot girl? Am I now Samus in her universe or am I still in mine? If I because Samus but I was in her universe I'd probably die of stress because I would have no idea how to do anything.

happy anniversary

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Happy birthday and fuck you

>happy anniversary

actually, is there any point in trying metroid 1 out first or can i just jump to super?

Happy anniversary!

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happy anniversary metroid

happy anniversary samus fuck

Samus is effectively your girlfriend, and you can fuck her as long as you can maintain a relationship with her and she consents to having sex. She's willing to appeal to your fetishes, but only on special occasions like your birthday.

You have Samus' figure as she is now but it's up to you to maintain it. You're still in your universe, and your friends and family would be guaranteed to be okay with your decision to become a tall blonde woman, although they might become attracted to you.

I know we're on Sup Forums but seriously, get a fucking life.

Happy Birthday Samus

It aint much, but we still love yah

Oh boy.
I would love to help you stretch out
Help you further tone your thick thighs and tight rear
But don't forget about all your other fans who are also waiting for their turn
and they're growing impatient

>happy anniversary samus fuck
happy anniversary samus fuck

Can you hear the music, anons?

So this is the Metroid fanbase

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H-happy birthday Samus...! At least your fans love you.

>You have Samus' figure as she is now but it's up to you to maintain it. You're still in your universe, and your friends and family would be guaranteed to be okay with your decision to become a tall blonde woman, although they might become attracted to you.
I'd become an entertainer on a tropical island.

happy anniversary