Tell me what bothers you in games Sup Forums

Tell me what bothers you in games Sup Forums.

shitposts

>first person game
>look down
>can't see legs or feet

The writing

memes

Homoshit
Unless it's hot lesbian stuff
Get your faggotry out of my games

Failed to load save file

Gameplay

yea but who was phone?

>game is mostly melee combat
>literally no mechanics, just spam power attack and eat hits to the face
skyrim was so stupid

The older I get, the more I want to play a game with immediacy. Even menu screens become a pain in the ass. The last game to give me some good old fashioned, engaging ass gameplay was Downwell

>Kill monster
>Walk a few feet
>Monster spawns back
If the game was an MMO I'd understand, but fuck you Shadow of Mordor.

We are on the phone. OP is listening to us.

>anything rng
no
just no

>Anonymous ⭐⭐
What is this meme

Soullessness. I don't like it when it's clear that devs made a game for a paycheck, rather than for the love of the game. That said, love for the game can only take you so far when you're incompetent.

Honestly this is why Terraria's one of my favourite games of all time. The devs clearly care about it, and have gone to the underworld and back in their attempts to improve upon it, and to make their next game a worthy successor.

How much of a complete and utter disaster the entire industry is - and no, I'm not just talking about the 'bad' devs, or 'bad' obvious consumer practices. The entire fucking system is built in such a busted way, including a reliance on contracts.

Studios work on games from the top down, which is as counterproductive as it sounds, they have these grand points they want to touch upon, and then shade in the rest in hopes it turns out into a digestible game. If the director is stubborn, sometimes these games turn out pretty great (in comparison to other games, but fall extremely flat in comparison to every other medium). There are just too many hands involved, and no productive manner to keep it all together from start to end.

This is why medium/small teams excel, but even they have their flaws.

Also how little games care about the camera in games will always rattle my bones.

Who's carol?

meme tier grievance desu

>Go into third person mode
>Try your best to fight with the walls and the camera collision
>Hit the sweet spot where you can see their feet.
I did this with my Argonian but was super disappointed when I saw they just had really shitty low poly human feet.

I'm Carol. Got something to say to me, nerd?

p2w and the people that defend or try to redefine it.

Glitches. They freak me the fuck out.

>trying to survive like everyone else
>nothing special about me
>"yo bitch go get me shit"
>no option to tell him to shove it
>15 other dudes sit around jerking off
>only one that does anything


Basically being everyone's personal errand boy. Fuck that.

>fall extremely flat in comparison to every other medium
Stopped reading here. You seem to be one of those "games should be mature, artistic and intellectual art for people mature, artistic and intellectual like myself" cunts.
You should drink a bottle of rat poison.

Dead bodies instantly vanish even if your system can handle it, no way to turn it off.

>You seem to be one of those...
No I am not. Assumptions are a dangerous habit user.

>Dragons dogman have some of the best ideas/consepts/mechanics a video game could ever hope to have
>game can't capitalize on it
>no Darks souls like PvP
I hope DD2 will be good

>the game has memes
>they aren't even the good ones
>they're not even shoved far away somewhere, instead you almost always see it every time you get to that part

Losing progress.

Completely missable ANYTHING
You don't have a clue how much it bothers me

Unskippable walking scenes

>not f2p but there is still a cosmetics shop
>and people still defend it because its optional

Hope you haven't played Dark Dawn.

How unoptimized PC games are by late.
Developers are aware that a) PC gamers are starved for games and b) PC gamers are willing to buy expensive hardware as long as they get the games to run so they don't care about optimizing anything.
Wolfenstein TNO has no reason to require 60GB
XCOM 2 has barely any graphic improvement from XCOM and still runs one hundred times worse.

see mirror, no reflection.
>fuck i'm playing as a vampire again

>game with morality system
>be evil as fuck
>doesn't matter because the story treats you like a good guy regardless

I genuinely thought that was Scooby until he smiled.

>opponet rips your fuckin pants

The fact that I suck at them despite putting all my time into it.

Scooby is a literal faggot. Left his wife and kids and ran off with his gay lover.

games that uses percents for any sort of stat increase.

SUCK ON THIS

*unzips heart*

>he doesnt have Sup Forums gold
You are pleb as fuck

o modding
Bad optimization
Devs dropping a game with huge potential before it gets there

"""""localization"""""

So he's living the dream?

>B2P full-price retail game
>still has f2p microtransactions/cash-shop

A game being significantly different than what it is portrayed to be in the trailers/advertised by the dev, shiling, etc.

>you must wait the enemy's death animation to finish to pick his loot

it's just a tripfag user, don't pay it no mind.

>you actually have eyes fixed straight, and the character just makes a 90deg bend.

He never had a wife or kids. But he is for sure gay.

kill yourself

Which games did this?

>FPS shooter
>absolutely no trigger discipline, ever

Monster hunter, Patapon

bad voice acting

>cutscene plays before every attempt at a boss

>when there's only one true weapon usable in the endgame instead of a variety of hard hitting weps.

>the recent disturbing lack of GOTY editions, coupled with the increasing amount of dlc for certain games

>when a good story is sullied by terrible mechanics

>when difficulty settings only effect how much of a meat sponge the enemy is

>when the first game was so good that the studio turns it into a cashgrab franchise with increasingly shitty sequels

Just to name a few.

>game has time mechanic that could annoy some
>the removal of it makes simple stuff like stores refilling their items annoying as fuck since you never know when stuff comes back

>any kind of game with guns within last 8 years
>aim down with sniper rifle
>shitty black screen overlay instead of actually looking down scope
>same game, aim down magnified optic on a gun that isn't a sniper rifle
>actually shows reticle inside scope, no black screen overlay

Hopefully now that Call Of Duty and Battlefield have finally ( even if it doesn't dual render ) changed to the proper way, maybe other shooters will follow.

>when the first game was so good that the studio turns it into a cashgrab franchise with increasingly shitty sequels

it fucking sucks that there will never be a game like rainbow six 1-3 again.

Heres some things that bother me in RPGs
>No soft reset
>Well over 10 party members (legitimately the main reason I won't play Chrono Cross)
>Enemies level up with you, and get more out of their levels than you do

Cross's roster can be intimidating, and held me back for awhile, but it's a fairly short game for thta many members so you wind up choosing a few that you like and sticking to them. It's fun to collect the others, but I really only used about 5 people consistently. If you don't ever play it, you should at least listen to the OST, it's amazing.

>That .webm + filename

Jesus H. Christ in an egg basket.

>>at least listen to the OST

Dude please listen to the OST of chrono cross, everyone needs to hear that. Fucking golden age Enix shit right there.

>Monster hunter

>the moment you kill the monster the mission ends
>timer starts and you have 60 seconds to collect what you can
>animation takes 10 seconds to finish while you and other monster can move
>carving takes a while
>small monster will interrupt you

It's like they tried to make it as hard as possible to carve the monster at the end of the mission.

People who suck at the game complaining about characters that are "op and and have no counter"

>genji is so op, he needs a nerf

Learn to play the game you useless piece of shit.

fuck thats golden

>any time someone does remotely good at a game
>X IS A HACKER

>when they call vote to kick without any evidence
>and the vote passes

Shh! Aniki is sleeping...

Not having grappling hooks with proper rope physics and the ability to both ascend and descend at will or swing.

Wake up aniki! it's time for school!

>game is a platformer

i love cocks

bonus points for L4D, since it was in the first but removed from the second

I love sushi

Rubber banding in racing games

AND GAYMEN

STOP. This wasn't funny in the other thread and it's not funny now.

Wake up sweet ass nigga

WAKE UP ANIKI

What about leather banding?

>implying cut white dicks aren't best dicks
>followed by latino dicks and both of their uncut counterparts

Rest are garbage.

>more than 15 hours (except RPGs)
>cut content resold as DLC
>normal-hard mode is just enemies are bullet sponges and you do less damage
>more cutscenes than gameplay
>"it takes x amount of time to get good"
>any shitty gimmick that is not needed to complete the game
>slow boring ass fucking gameplay
>memes in games
>QTE boss fights
>terrible console ports to PC with no effort at all to optimize it

Plus much more.

>Kill the fucker after X times because he is hard as fuck
>QTE out of fucking nowhere.
>I lose
Fuck QTE.

ANIKI FOR PETE SAKE WAKE UP!!!!!

I ain't even Sup Forums but that fucking webm always pisses me off

...

>inb4 buttflustered neckbeards angry over an eigth grader

>that filename
>that webm

White shaft, pinkish glans.
I will suck it.

I dislike others.
Uncut are better when there isn't too much or too little foreskin. Just enough to cover the glans. But in most cases cut is better.

Teammates. Fucking hate having to work with the kind of retard that usually plays team-based games

monster hunter. shit was evil in unite, where the monkeys death animation could damage. Step damage from the g rank raths could melt your health.

>finished Shadow Warrior
>could see feet the whole time
Made me happy desu

eh there are worse things. but thats still pretty bad.

Meme mechanics like crafting and skill trees.

JUST FUCKING BUY IT

Ooo bitch no lol. What you can't handle no manly black cock Lil white boy??

Yes love, you right.

>white shaft
>pinkish glans
>the rest

YASSS BITCH YASSSS. It's arousing as all fuck to be give my bf in front of this mirror where I can see myself do it. I love playing hide the pickle with him.