Poorly describe a whole video game series

Poorly describe a whole video game series
>Lots of bad men
Mutants animal things
Kill all
>Africa disease
Shiny rocks
>douche kills crazy guy
Fucks hot crazy guys sister
>moms ashes
Moutains
>no guns and rocks on sticks
Fire!

Far Cry

Extremely casual rock paper scissors singleplayer experience, with a really autistic meta in the multiplayer.

>a thanatologist, a butcher, and a 16 year old girl walk into town
>the ground hates artists

Not very poorly described m8. It's Close Laugh.
>Prisoner
>Prisoner
>Prisoner

Blue guy had a hard life. Hint, their are two answers

Shoot stuff

Remove bug

Pokémon.

You step out of your basement to get something to drink, but a really ugly guy is going to kidnap you so you kill them. Next, you try to get your family something to eat, but the government succeeds in kidnapping your family so you kill them. Then, your dad walks out on you to get other people something to drink, and kills himself, so you kill the government again. Then you go to Vegas. And in the latest installment, your kid gets lost so you have to leave your basement to find them again.

Bingo

TES

>Has lots of bugs

>Literal fuck ton of bugs

>People still play it and enjoy it profusely.

The only game series that attracts more autists and deviantautist furries than Pokemon.

>cut demons

>cut some more demons

>cut demons in france

>cut demons a bit more

I finally have a reason to use this image

Earth Defense Force has already been mentioned in the thread buddy

Fuk u

>You shoot enemy
>Enemy got healed
>He is your friend now

>killing people is legal
>kill a bunch of people
I think one of them had a story?

Onimusha

Sonic?

>Surrounded in a world with potato faced people everywhere
>As if that's not terrifying enough, they speak with very similar voices and talk to each other like you put two siri's together
>Paintbrushes seem to disregard the laws of gravity and physics in general
>Greetings citizen
>Greetings citizen
>Greetings citizen

You got it.

Here's another:
>Shoot rebels
>Shoot rebels
>Shitty dissapointment

So, you wake in a dream inside a dream inside a dream as a member of the dream-cops and are given the crucial mission of...well, you sort of forgot, but it definitely involves dreams.
Long story short, you shoot a skeleton in the face, break out of dream-jail, learn the true meaning of Christmas, relive your past experiences with beastiality, and act like a fucking sociopath on bath salts to the local populace.

Elder mudcrabs

Dude, posting the pic makes it way too easy.

Good tastes though

>Murder
>Murder
>God, I haven't murdered anyone in 30 seconds
>Did I hear someone say murder?
>I also may want to fuck my sister

Heh.

A mute opera singer kills some faggot ass scientists who fucking ruined everything with their homolust

Caim was the best silent protagonist

>first is future
>then, its futurer
>then, not so future
>next one will be just a little more futurer than the last

battlefront

All of the fallouts really.

Serious Sam

Sun Battles?

Yep
Another:
>You thought this game was going to be Sci-fi? LOL
>HAHAHA NOPE
>Oh hey this game is actually gonna be sci-f- NOPE
>Oh god what the fuck
>Checkerboard ass

>boat
>skyscraper
>statue
>spaceship
>wedding

nope

Are you serious?

Star Ocean

EDF! EDF! EDF!

>Act 1: Supernatural murder mystery
>Act 2: Okay hold on a second here
>Act 3: The Matrix

Mass effect for sweet Miranda ass

never played a serious sam game

Correct

I can tell.

Postal.

You breathe fire and headbutt shit

>"protagonist, you must find the McGuffin that will save us all"
>find the McGuffin
>it blew up ages ago, everyone is fucked
>can either tell everyone and watch them panic or lie about and let everyone keep clinging to hope

A pupper fights the forces of hell by writing things and getting drunk.

>Lil' Jimmyjoe loses his doggy, Karrie.
>He goes out to look for her
>Karrie contracted rabies out in the wild and nearly mauls little Jimmy
>Jimmy vows to put poor Karrie out of her misery
>Karrie is found by a vet and is cured.
>Jimmy finally tracks his dog down, only drop his gun and hug her.
>Jimmy thanks the vet and brings Karrie back home.

Manhunt?
Okami

Transistor

starcraft

Okami's correct.

in this non-porn game, there is a scene in which a young girl is called upon to shove something up her father's asshole

You left out
>Kills his best bro instead

>you're friends with a weird god and have to stop a mad scientist

Some britbong steals old shit from old places

thats correct

You think the bad guys are the bad guys but they are really you and they think you are the bad guys

Nier?

tomb raider

you run around with a book and a trap

Steal shit
Steal shit
Steal shit with giantess fetish
Steal shit in time

>the car won't turn

Yup

But neither the replicants nor the shades are bad. Both are just different sides subjected to a fight for survival from a misunderstanding of eachother.

It'd still apply since both Replicants and Shades see each other as their own antagonist

>Destroy Islam at all costs
>Destroy Islam, but this time, with the help of a reluctant Sikh.
>Together, you tenderize a turkey.
>You and Sikhbro continue to destory Islam, but this time, it's for realsies.

Yeah.

Don't know what's that but sounds like a great game.

Fahrenheit?

Isn't this thread supposed to be about descriptions for an entire series, not just a single game?

Not him, but yeah, without a doubt.

Is it an RTS?

>kill bandits
>kill mutants
>see ghost
>kill more mutants
>blow up all the black people at the end

Gind. Grind some more. Keep grinding. Oh shit nigger, you beat the game? Keep grinding.

Stabby Stab Stab

Destiny?

No. That would be
>Grind. Grind some more. Keep grinding. Didn't get your drop? KEEP FUCKING GRINDING. HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE SO MUCH HEALTH. KEEP GRINDING!
Guess again.

GYMKHANA

wat gaem bby?

You shouldn't have said Vegas.

I wasn't trying to make it too hard. Someone would have figured it out eventually. I just thought "you go to Vegas" was a fun line to throw in there.

Spyro

Sorry, was playing KOTOR.
No, but it's actually quite popular, very mainstream.

Pathologic? I remember I was walking out of some guy's house thinking this was pretty spooky when I noticed something giant covered in bandages run by.
>Everyone else treats this as normal
>mfw