Lets discuss, Yoshi and his backstory

Lets discuss, Yoshi and his backstory

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>lets discuss my autism

Why?

Those feet are only a distraction

Haha

Why is yoshi associated with autistic, socially awkward homosexuals?

Because of that retarded kid asking about his eggs years ago.

There's a ton of official art with his ass pointing straight at the viewer. He's also feminine as fuck

Why are they just made of spheres? Is it supposed to look bad for extra bait factor?

do you have proof this is official art?

No it's not because of that meme, it's something I've seen all over the internet and seen in real life.

Retard detected

What do his toesy wosies taste like?

How is he feminine at all?

Because he's the closest thing to furbait in the recurring mario content

What do le Yoshis eggs smell like xD

they taste like the hide button

My gay former roommate is obsessed with Yoshi and is also president of my uni's LGBT club

He literally looks like he's about to take it up the ass in this pic

This is sounding like the guy who kept thinking he was seeing dicks in building plans for Airports and shit.

Gee I don't fucking know, how about his voice for starters, or the fact that he always has a fat hairy man riding his ass, or the fact that he LAYS EGGS

Sorry dude, your favorite character is a fag magnet, it's undeniable

where do the eggs come from?
just for laughs, haha

haHA I want yoshi to gROUND pOUND right in my mouth and smell the impact OH bOY the SMELL HAhee i FEEL REALLY funny just imaginening aaaa

post lewd yoshi

why, my peanus weanus of course :)

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You do know this is Yoshi's voice actor, right?

can't see shit captain, crop less

Are men incapable of being or sounding gay or feminine? Jesus you are one stupid motherfucker

haha

Once a rich businessman...

No one wants to see that.

I thought the story of his back was that it was a shell once, but somehow it's now a saddle?

It's a cancerous tumor. Yoshi maintains an upbeat attitude to try and keep his mind off it.

I do. Moar.

yes, older games, it's clearly not a shell

>little brother loves yoshi a lot
>owns a bunch of toys and shit
>remember the yoshi player are gay meme
>brother is reaching puberty
>get a little nervous, don't want to have a gay brother
>one late night feel like playing Dedede drum dash on his 3ds
>take it while he's sleeping
>open it up
>it's on youtube
>mfw he searched for animal crossing Isabelle sex
at least he has good taste in waifus, right?

it's a shell that acts like a saddle?

Serious question: why is Yoshi seen as a guy? I mean he/she can lay eggs, which is something I usually associate with the females of a species. Is Yoshi referred to as male at any point in the games?

You know what you need to do
show him paheal, and take him straight to isabelle

I'm gay and I love Yoshi. Favorite mario character since i was a kid. Didn't know I was a stereotype.

>starts getting into furry shit
>furry art 9 chances out of 10 transitions people from straight to some form of gay

Sorry man.

i hope that cat is a boy

he is

His name is Bob. He is best character.

So what you're implying is that there is a 9 out of 10 chance i get to take you home tonight?

>faggots picked yoshi as a kid
>normal/bro gay dudes picked bowser as a kid

It really makes you think

Post pupper.

I don't want him to end up at my level of degeneracy. I could never let that happen.

FUCK

What if i picked Dong before the dong memes existed.

Bobposting is best posting

chill straight dude

Is this enough pupper?

user, you need to do it. Show him something better than youtube. He deserves better, and you know that.

Sorry man. That is just what furry shit does.

youtube.com/watch?v=XvMss4M51rE

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Don't steal my stars faggot

Let me see your dog's face. Also pet it.

That's not a very cute pupper.

>insulting any doggo
>mfw

xnxx is as far as I'll go with him.

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What if you cherrypick from your own personal selection of porn then save it onto his DS for him to find later

Do him a solid, a rock solid

You need to rape your brother. You know, to make sure he knows how bad it is to be gay.

That image scares me

It needs weight loss.

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Haha.

I'm not really into animal crossing. I would have nothing to share, and most of the things I got would send him down a wicked path.

That was my plan if he ever became a trap

Pic of my grandmas' doggo when it got stuck un her shitty old guest mattress

My phone is shit so I'm sure this wont look good

Very cute. Would pet. But it's not the first dog poster's dog. I am pretty sure it's a husky.

Ehehehe... What a dumb dog.

dogs are fucking disgusting

Oh you wanted to see This particular doggo? I saved it from someone else

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Green Yoshi is best Yoshi.

That's a shame. Huskies are super cute. I miss being able to have dogs.

Dogs are great

I love the ones that are either incredibly stupid or incredibly smart.

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isn't bleach a suppository?

wow this thread has a lot of girls in it

haha that dog thinks he can photosynthesis haha

Yeah, same. Not a fan of the little yappy ones though.

I love girls (male)

big pic

I like both yoshi, fucking Isabelle and I want to fuck anime dudes in skirts. Don't let your brother do this to himself, you need to set him straight.

Cute, would gingerly pat on the head.

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Problem is, after SMW2YI, Nintendo turned Yoshi gay as punishment for its poor sales compared to Donkey Kong Country

yoshi is nice and all but consider the following:

_______________ bowser_____________________________naked__________________________________________

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there's a typo in that book, in reality it should say

"contract aids and molest children"

I live for cute boys. I wish I could be one again. I would kill for a way to always be a little kid, but with the mind of an sdult, and the organ strength for adult stuff like drinking.

imagine that mario is fucking him through a little hole in his shell, yoshi's face says it all. degenerate af.

Bowser? Jesus, user. At least keep your memes up to date.

Doggos and boys

i like where this thread is going

I want a pic of said lewd act. Actually scrap mario, just yoshi being lusty as fuck

Anyone else think it's kind of creepy how if a dog touches too much water it starts doing that swimming motion automatically? It's like they're a robot, they react to the stimulus even if you hold them above it and they only touch it for a second.

Here's my dogger. This was during a storm, where he got scared of the thunder and came to hide under my desk for the duration, but when I later got up to go take a piss so he followed me into the bathroom.

My boys folder is like 90% lewd and unsorted. Help.

b-bowser is a meme?