"Adjust the brightness until the logo on the left is almost invisible"

>"Adjust the brightness until the logo on the left is almost invisible"
>Turn everything completely black

MOM'S

>Speaker Configuration: 2 speakers
>I actually have headphones
GONNA

SPAGHETTI

holy fuck it's real

what will they not make nendos of

>take Sup Forums meme
>post it on the videogames board

SOMEBODY STOP ME!

KNEES

your mom

Please stop using this OP image.

>Say I'm sure I want to quit the game
>I'm not

D A M A G E D
A
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nah they got that too

>japanese toys famous for representing characters from Japanese video games and anime
>make a toy about a character from an American movie adaption of a comic book

>there will never be another mega64 Joker update

>"Remember to take a break from playing your Nintendo 3DS every 30 minutes"
>keep playing anyway

>"Adjust the brightness until the logo on the left is almost invisible"
>Turn it up until I can see the logo on the left clearly

>doctor tells me to focus on an object that's 20 feet away every 20 minutes while using the computer
>focus on an object that's 30 feet away instead
DERANGED

>"Remember: If the game ever feels too hard or too easy, you can change the Difficulty Level in the Options Menu at any point."
>I leave it at the same difficulty the entire playthrough even though sometimes it does feel too easy

I used to worry about myself.... but now I embrace the madness

>game offers a tutorial
>pick no

>Saving, do not turn off the system
>turn off the system anyways

1. NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>do that and clone a pokemon

>Have more health than my partner in co-op
>Take the healing items anyway

GET UP COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

>"Adjust the brightness until the logo is no longer visible"
>Even at lowest setting, it's still pretty visible

>story driven series
>play the sequels first
IT'S NOT EASY HAVING YOURSELF A GOOD TIME

I have the opposite problem with my monitor

> Brightest possible setting
> Still can't see it

They made Nendos of western shit before, hell I heard they made one of Linkin Park, they are better than the shit we get here.

>game recommends playing with a controller
>play with keyboard and mouse instead

>CANT ADJUST BRIGHTNESS ON WINDOW MODE

FUCK YOU ALL

>aim for the head
>shoot enemy on the chest

GET
GET
GET
GET
GET PSYCHO

>"dont turn off the game when this symbol is on the screen"
>turn off the game when the symbol is on the screen

>tell teammates mic is broke
>mic is actually fine, but I have social anxiety

hA Ha hEe HeE hOo HoO

>no tank heroes
>pick healer

WELCOME TO THE NUTHOUSE, POPULATION: ME

>Game ask if I'm a boy or a girl
>Pick boy
>I'm a girl

SOMEBODY STOP ME!

>"Did you get all that?"
>>Yes
>you actually didn't get all that

Jesus fuck turn up your contrast

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>mfw I'm not actually in London

Go into joker thread
Dont greentext

OVER THE LINE

>horror game
>says to adjust brightness until object is barely visible
>adjust brightness until object is clearly visible
MADNESS IS THE GIFT THAT HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME

...

>Pick this game mode if you are an fps veteran

>turn the brightness all the way up
>go blind whenever lava or fire is onscreen

...

>Only supposed to have 1 star
>Have 2
SUE ME!

>pokemon GO tells me not to play in dangerous places
>I go to the police station anyway

>See objective marker
>Go in the opposite direction to look for collectibles
ABSOLUTE

M A D
A
N

>"saving...do not turn the console off"
>shut it off right away

THEY'RE GONNA LOCK ME IN THE NUTHOUSE

>Do it in the wrong order
@348449517
>Go into joker thread

It's only dangerous if you're a nigger or a criminal. But if you're a nigger, you're most likely a criminal anyway.

>"The way the game was meant to be played"
>Change the difficulty

UNSTABLE

I like this new Sup Forums meme.

Somebody explain this hot new meme to me

very cerebral
truly a madman, well done

>"Press Start"
>press the A button
HUNKA HUNKA

>"Adjust the brightness until the logo on the left is almost invisible"
>Every logo is visible no matter the setting

It's an r9k meme though, just stolen and made into joker.
>Clerk asks how my day was
>It was good
>Say it was bad
DEVILISH

>game tells me to take a 15 minute break every hour
>play the game for 16 hours straight without a single break

INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE

>NPC begs me to do a quest
>says it's urgent
>wait until the end of the game to do it
HUNKA
U
N
K
A

>take a break every 45 minutes
SOMEONE STOP ME

>Beginners should stsrt on easiest difficulty
>I'm a beginner but still start on medium

madman

>Take a 7.5 minute break every 30 minutes
Just try to stop me

So, Sup Forums, what did you think of Suicide Squad. I had quite a number of problems with it. Most notably the fact that the movie couldn't decide if El Diablo, Deadshot or Harley was the main character

>"Press Start to Play"
>I press A
>It starts anyway

I HOPE MOM WASN'T LOOKIN'

>but m4a1-s
>take off suppressor

N E V E R G E T T I N G OUT

>"You must leave at once!"
>idle in the hub for five minutes
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE

>press start to continue
>press A instead

YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>game ask for my name
>I writte my dogs name
2crazy4me

>asked to join the rockstar games social club by rockstar THEMSELVES
>I dont make an account as I continue to play their games

THERES NO TURNING BACK NOW

>please reconnect the controller
>walk away from the console instead

I SAID YOU CAN'T STOP NOW, LOCK AND LOAD

>Press Any Key to Continue
>Click Left Mouse and nothing happens

SOMEBODY STOP ME, I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE LINE ANYMORE

>Go on an npc killing spree
>Save

NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT POWER

>told to lay on the ground
>do it

Certified sick cunt

MOM'S GONNA FREAK

>Playing online
>5 Spies on the enemy team
>Pick Sniper

THE LOONYBIN IS GONNA BE SHORT ONE VACANCY

>WARNING: Entering cheats will disable saving!
>do it anyway
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW YOU MY TOYS

>Mom says to go to bed at 8
>I go at half past 8 instead

I'VE EMBRACED THE DARKNESS

The movie is pretty forgetable, most of the movie plot doesn't make sense at all, but I liked El diablo Aztec god final form. Also The Joker was literally a looney toons character.

I gave the opposite problem. I turn the brightness all the way up and still can't see the image in the darker square. Normally I'd Blane it on my TV but my previous one did it as well.

>unlock new game+
>start from fresh instead

DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY

>Can't understand this meme at all
>Out walking one day
>Think about it for a bit
>Finally get it
>Start laughing uncontrollably

I haven't seen Suicide Squad. Is Leto's Joker really as bad as people make it out to be?

>"Please reconnect controller"
>Leave it unconnected

H
H O N K A
N
K
A

Is this a game? If so, what game? I was clowning around in Saint's Row 2 and made Leto Joker, but it's not enough. I NEED more games where I can play as this broken man

Leto's Joker is a drug adict Gomez Addams

>rebind crouch to space bar

THIS BOARD NEEDS AN ENEMA!

I thought I glitched my Emerald game and lost my kyogre for like 4 years

turns out it was just one box over

>Single player game
>Plug controller into second slot

SAVE MEEEEE

>play a lawful evil character
>i'm actually a true neutral the whole time

I'D TELL YA TO GO TO HELL
BUT I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN

>Game tells me to kill a monster
>Bring a Shock Trap and 4 Tranq Bombs

UUUUWAAAAAHHHHH I CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF

>"THERE'S NO TIME TO FOOL AROUND GET TO THE OBJECTIVE"
>Run Around in Circles

LOCK ME IN A CAGE AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!

>there is no friendly fire
>still shot at my allies
I'm broken

You people are absolutely DERANGED and DAMAGED beyond repair.

I'm with you. The /mischief/ threads are the best ones on /r9k/.

>Allies pressuring me to kill a bad guy at my mercy
>Spare him
I'm lowkey going mad

Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
Jackie Chan

>invoke the wrath of Candlejack
>manage to escape
THERE ARE NO BREAKS

>"please turn cellular devices to airplane mode"
>don't do it

It inconveniences me.

>Mom tells me to stop playing and go to bed
>Tell her after the next save point
>Doing a no save run

CAN'T BE TAMED

>press any button to continue
>press the volume button

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Raise objection
>There's no contradiction
DON'T STOP ME NOW!