That one friend who moved away

>that one friend who moved away

>I'm that friend

>implying geographical distance matters in this day and age
One of my best friends is a dude who I have never even met face to face.
We talk entirely over Skype and play vidya together.

>that friend who's parents divorced
fuck that he was a bro and the divorce messed him up

>he doesn't respond on steam
>u never got his phone #

>that friend who changed so much and never changed with that you can barely connect
>who was once your best friend is now a distant memory
Well, back to being home alone again.
At least I'm able to talk to myself often to make myself feel better.

>that only friend became a nu-male

there's plenty of friends on the internet waiting for you

tfw

>it was you who changed
>as much as u dislike ur friends u miss the time u spent with them

fuck off to reddit

>t. mad nu-male

As am I...

>black kid next door
>asks if he can borrow my cartridge of Majora's Mask to play in his N64
>learn that they're going to move out soon
>ask kid to give game back
>says he gave it to cousin to play
>never saw that nigger or my MJ cartridge again

no you fuck off nu-male

at this point i know it's bait but

>that friend who killed himself
>I am that friend

>live near military base
>every friend I ever made moved away the next year

reeeeeeeee

>used to have active friend group in highschool
>we would go out and do things, confide secrets in eachother
>fall apart senior year of highschool due to some dumb drama
>in college
>junior
>no friends at all, period

Even when I try to make friends the connections never last no matter how hard I try to make them.

Sounds more like an acquaintance than a friend.

That's the cat that got into a fight with a badger, right?

Man, I feel for you, dude. I'd hate to miss out on all the cool experiences that only real true friends can offer you. I get it though, chatting online and playing games with someone is always fun

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>tfw 24
>tfw post highschool I stopped hanging out / talking with my friends due to being busy working a graveyard shift
>6 years later, all I have is online friends

Just end it.

FUCK YOU FUCK OFF

GOD DAMMIT FUCK

GOD DAMMIT K WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO IT YOU FAGGOT EVERYONE MISSES YOU

I MISS YOU

I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO FUCKING SEE YOU AGAIN YOU FUCK I LOVED YOU AND YOU KNEW THAT GOD DAMMIT

>that one friend that moved away and took your copy of Kirby's Air Ride with him

>that friend is me
>8 hours away
>no one will come visit me even though i have a spare room because it's too far and we can just talk online
>haven't seen some of my friends in 3 years

I might be in the minority here but I'm very anti social. I do have a few friends but aside from talking with them on the phone I rarely leave my house unless I have work. I prefer solitude, peace, and quiet.

it's me Kevin, I did it, and I'd do it again you faggot

Long distance friendship just doesn't do it for me, if I can't interact with them face to face then I lose the urge to talk with them. I spend all my time communicating with strangers on internet, but I for some reason I hate doing that with my friends.

>that one four legged friend who passed away
3 days ago
when do the feels end

:O

>tfw between the age of 6 and 16 moved 4 times
>now live abroad
>got sick of online games because for the last few years the level of retardation of people online exceeded all acceptable levels
>tfw im literally alone


i blame my mom for splitting from dad and then having to move so often
fuck single moms

the fuck is wrong with that dog's face
can dogs have downies?

>tfw friend is leaving for the military two months
>Wont here from him for months
>Dont even know the next time I'll see him
>He's the only one in the group who I can reveal my power level to

>tfw only 3 real friends for the last 10 years
>all live really far away now

it's enough for me now but anything happens to them i will probably never make another friend because i just work and hermit mode

It's probably just swollen from an infection.

That's me most of the time, but every 6 months or so for a weekend I turn into a sobbing mess afraid I'm doomed to be lonely for the rest of my life.

Could be really fat. Or maybe it's just a bad angle

ate a scorpion

>live in a small city (population ~250k)
>everyone acts like living here is a fate worth than death and moves away as soon as they finish high school
I understand why people move to bigger cities (more job and education opportunities and things to do) but I work from home so that's irrelevant for me
There's enough bars and cafes to drink and eat in and that's all I need, not to mention the prices on everything are cheaper than in big cities.
It's also a eastern european country so small cities here have a certain post-soviet vibe to them (see also: architecture in Half Life 2) and it's like people are afraid of becoming irrelevant by staying in a non-modernized environment

I also still have some uni friends here, thank god for that

same

>that one foreign friend who draws you porn and speaks broken english

>that one friend who despise you

>one friend
Try all of them.

>that friend who turned into a total slut and died

>That one friend who blames you for him and his girlfriend breaking up
Get over it, Zach. You're relationship sucked. Not my fault her and I starting becoming really good friends around the time of the break-up

>250,000 people
>small
Son, I grew up in a city of less than 10,000.

>that one friend who you're best bros with right now
>these threads come along and scare the shit out of you

>tfw you moved to the boonies
Fuck 9/11

>that one friend that bitches about you "not giving anime he likes a chance"
fuck you bryan I gave it one excruciating episode, which is one whole episode more than you do for my recommendations. Don't get pissy with me just because I don't want to watch your gay little magical girl anime

...

Quit bragging bitch boy I lived in a town with a population just under 500

woah slow down mr. fancy big city man. I grew up alone in the woods

>tfw you find your friend's grindr account
That's the last time I use that app to look for some trap boypussy

Only one thing left to do user, kill yourself momentarily to tell him that.

Well yeah, why keep searching when you know your friend's boipucci was there the whole time

It ate a bee or something iirc.

>visit step-dad in another state
>play the N64 most of the time
>steal the console, games, and controllers when I leave
>I already had an N64 at home

Dohohohoho

I hope, when I die, they find me doing something like this.

Not sure if you are joking but that was pretty much my childhood.