The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced by pic related
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The protagonist of the last game you played has been replaced by pic related
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>Disgaea 5
Now I want to see Carl using his tire iron against demons.
>Every player on Runescape is now Carl.
>Mega Man III
Dr. Wily and Dr. Weird team up - I'd buy that
perfect
>Metroid Fusion
"Hey Adam, you technically got the Internet on you, right? You got any free porno on there? Eh fuck it, let's you and me ditch this crappy... What is this, some kinda condo or somethin?"
>WoW
Carl would probably just hang around Goldshire all day rather then play the game
Atelier, would play the shit out of it.
>Yeahhhh houseman, I got your platinum chip right here haha BAM haha
>SM64
looks like you're outta luck there penguin
there's no frickin way I am climbing on top of that roof
RIP in peace ATHF.
>Devil May Cry
JESUS TRISH!
I COULD'VE BEEN THE ONE TO FILL YOU WITH FREAKING LIGHT DUMBASS!
>Diablo 3
>"Hey there Azmodouche, I got some hellfire for ya right here! Now sit and spin on it! YEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Man, what I wouldn't give to see someone make that into an actual game.
Overwatch count? If not then Digimon Cyber sleuth. Ether way it's an improvement.
"Hey Digi-man. Get out of my friggin pool"
Persona 4. I love it.
>Fallout 4
That would make the game infinitely better.
All games would be infinitely better if they starred Carl.
I-It'll be back..
Right, Sup Forums?
>The entirety of Smash 4's roster is Carl now.
>Life is Strange
ummmm, that'd be fun
Nope. At the rate they are going, their whole block will just be Macfarlane shit.
>Bravely Second
"This is my copy de gravy: my dick!"
He'd probably just spend the whole game trying to bang Seraphina
>Monster Hunter
>Yeah baby I'll go kill dat ratha-whatever for ya, but first I gotta shut these friggin cats up.
>THEY'RE WORSE THAN MY FRIGGIN NAYBAHS
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
>Am I really supposed tah be scayed of a giant friggin owl?
>Hey baby I like dose fishnets ya wearin'. I mean it ain't armah but it's hot.
>STOP FRIGGIN KNOCKIN ME OVAH DOUCHEBAG
>YAH SUPPOSED TAH HIT THE DAMN MONSTAH
>If I hear one more friggin cat pun....
...
Kek
I seriously fucking hate Palicos though for real
I never bring them with me because they're fucking useless and just annoying
I'm dreading having to do prowler missions
Get out of here, St... waaait a second.
>Civ V
>Carltopia starts with internet researched but it can only use it for porn (+5 happiness) until their technology catches up
>No Mans Sky
>procedurally generated commentary by Carl on how shitty each planet/plant/creature is whenever you discover it
>Carl just constantly complains and talks shit about everything in the game
Excellent
The game would actually be fun if it had that
>autism
Clown Parasite Carl is top tier, needs a nerf imo
I think this would actually improve any game
>DBZ Budokai
You must be outta ya fricken' mind greenman if youse think im gonna hold him down while you fiyah that beam
FUCKING CAT PUNS
>Carltopia
This should've been an episode.
What about the DLC character Carl's dad?
The witcher 3?
Hm... I guess it wouldn't be that much different. His main goal would probably be to have a threesome with triss and yen. Siri would just be a convenient excuse to find them both and try to convince them.
Since he'd be a witcher he'd still be better at combat than any human but probably nowhere near geralts level.
I AIN'T NO FRIGGIN HERETIC!
LEADROS YA JACKASS, YA'LL BE SCRUBBING THE SHITTERS OF THE CHAPTER FOR THE REST OF YER LIFE ONCE CALGAR HEARS BOUT THIS!
>So, uh, what happened to your face? It looks like baby vomit and oatmeal...
>WHADD'YA MEAN I HAVE TO FIGHT DAT BIG ASS ROBOT?! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STAYED IN THAT COMA BACK 'DERE!
>So, do you stay quiet when you, you know... do the dirty?!
>Ocolot? What is that? A kinda of dog? Nah, nah, i dont work with no fruits, you can leave.
I figured I'd post this if anyones feeling creative
Forgot to post the template
>I'm already a freaken demon, Kaz
>Woahohoho check out the naked broad, radio guys *sniped*
>Listen kid, your dad lives next door, leave me the frick alone
No Man's Sky
All sentinels replaced by floating Carl heads.
GOTY
>your mom
Hey fryman, check out my friggin swan
It don't matter. None of this matters.
is there a character more beloved? carl is goat
>Rogue Legacy
game would end pretty short seeing as how carl will never procreate
...
Carl's dad was the best. I wish there were more flashbacks of him
"Ya can't kill the friggin messiah!"
Been a while since the last carl thread
"I an't gettin inside no ball, jackass"
Lol
SOLO
WIDDLYWAAAAAAAaaaaa
BWANBOO DOOBAH DIMBO WAA BUNBOOMBOOM BWAAM
WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WIDDLY WAAM
There. It's freakin' dead.
>Go away, go away...
>.......I'm so tired of this
>Friggin...go away you freak
YO FRYMAN, CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
THE FRICKIN' WORLD
dont know carl so much since i havent watched the show, but how fucked i am?
Oh, so it's sorta like that movie "Predator". Only instead of hunting people, he's, like, crappin'.
YO WHAT DID YOU FRICKIN' SAY ABOUT MY HAIR?
Youtube "best of Carl" and you'll have your answer
>Ay yo Imp-man you wanna stop it with the friggin fireballs?
>Grab yourself, no not your arm dummy YOUR CROTCH
...
>Little King's Story
So what you's sayin' knightman, I has to kill the other crownguys and I get hot dames outta it? Now that's what I'm talkin' bout.
Holy shit, ya had me rolling there, man
Dark Souls 3
>invaded by Aldrich Faithful
>go away you freaks...
>Mo Man's Sky
YOU CAN'T EAT CARPET, SILLY DADDY.
Had a good giggle
I guess it'd be largely the same
I need to rewatch the series now
>I don't remember being so old.
>And black.
>M&B Warband
>Game of Thrones mod
Carl is on the iron throne, not giving a single fuck about anything, just fucking cerci all day long
Lmfao
>YOU TOOK MY FRIGGIN' ROCK!
>OH IS THAT SO? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT YOU PUSSY?
>FOREIGNER IS PERFORMING IN FALADOR! TONIGHT!
>Left 4 Dead 2
Should be fun slaying zombies along with 3 other Carls
Not like that you can't, you gotta boil it first. Loosens the glue.
That made me laugh more than it should have.
>Digimon
Better in every way.
"War, it ain't gonna fricken change or something."
>Darkest Dungeon
>Carl as a Leper
>Every nasty 46 damage crit has him screaming "YEAH, TONIGHT"
Never knew how much I wanted this
kek
freakin' hilarious
>carlposting
What year is it?
nice
I would love to play Carlborne
>Whatchu want, Hunter?
>Smash 4
I already have a Carl Mii.
>Oh dolly I got some blood echos you can channel ehahaha! YEAH!
>WHO IS GIVING OUT FREE DUMMIES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD
>If it's that mormon kid, I swear to god
It's the current year fryman. Apparently I can't call broads, broads anymore. It's sexist or somethin.
>FE Fates. King garron is actually carls dad
I'm dying
I don't know man. Adult Swim is where non mainstream comedy shows usually go after they die on their normal network.
Who the fuck is going to fund them? I sure hope it comes back but I just don't know. Even Futurama died out on Adult Swim.
I had to pull a lot of strings to get you outta that tower!
>Divinity Original Sin
Honestly it would make the game 20x better with his commentary throughout his adventures.
Kinda would be excellent if there was a mod that replaces the 3 other companions with the 3 boys from the show.
That will be ace.
>Warhammer Total War
>everyone is Carl
I can live with that
>I ain't giving praise to no limp-wristed Sigmar
>No, we worship only the most holy of the holy
>Boston
>He-Hey pretty lady, what are you doing with that crossbo-OH GOD
>Hey Dwarfman, I got your book of grudges right here