Tfw Friend sends you a game on Steam and you didn't even ask for it

>tfw Friend sends you a game on Steam and you didn't even ask for it

Its nothing like that famalam

>bursts into your apartment demanding a quick hot

no thanks, family

>that webm

Why is real life nothing like anime?

How do I acquire these kind of friends?

I have a full friends list and nobody speaks to me

He wants to fuck

I do that sometimes when there is a steam sale and there is a game my friend wants but cannot afford due to college. Usually just getting his back during certain sales.

He also buys me shit as well when he can and vice versa.

There must be an universe where anime girls are real, but us 3Ds aren't real for them and they call us 'anime', they look at us as we look at them "tfw I will never have an anime boyfriend! tfw I will make a sad anime boy happy! tfw I will never hook a cute looking overweight anime guy and make him lose weight for me!" (lets be honest there are good looking guys dating fat girls with low self esteem only to make them lose weight and enjoy the sex after that. my friend used to do this).

anime huh

> (lets be honest there are good looking guys dating fat girls with low self esteem only to make them lose weight and enjoy the sex after that. my friend used to do this).

Thats a good strat.

...

By being steam friends with irl friends and not people you met in-game or in steam threads on Sup Forums

But I don't have any irl friends who use Steam, I'm the only one who isn't a console fag

wtf i hate love live now

>tfw friend sends you a game on steam and you didn't ask for it
>tfw already have too much shit to play
>tfw constantly feeling like you hurt them when you don't play it even if you don't want to play it

Fuck this. Don't buy me anything. I don't care that I'm a neet that can't buy my own shit. I don't need these feels of feeling like I'm giving you feels.

Here's a (you) for you.

A (you) for who?

>friend buys you game
>you play it
>something gets in the way at some point and you end up dropping the game for a few months
>or it won't even run on your computer

Is that a (you) for ants?

A (you) for two.

>get a trap bf in steam
>dont know what to do
>never expected it to go this far
>not even that gay

Why is You a titty monster, why is majority of the girls titty monsters in Sunshine.

>It's Bad Rats

> implying that's a bad thing

>Friend sends gift
>Never play it
>Friend asks why
>Go offline and come back after a week

>had a gf who as tsundere
>knew a girl with legit hair drills
>meet a foreign girl who fell in love with me and she was 9/10 and I was a slob
>I was the clueless bland protag while she was doing everything to be notice
>Now I am in a "friendship" with a fuyoshi who doesn't know if she loves me but lets me manhandle her, watch crap anime with me and play board games


My life is a bit too anime for me.

I don't know if you read this, david. But thanks a ton for risk of rain. Hope you get better soon.

>you will never be a qt animu girl

Because it's a new generation, and I find it funny that even the second smallest has a nice handful herself.

>add guy from Sup Forums
>know him for a week
>he gifts me a game I have zero interest in playing

Ted?

i don't know what anime is this but the girl sixth from the right is best girl

>gift friend Day of Defeat: source
>now we both play occasionally
feels very good

Do you have a 10" dick? Are you rich?

Greg?

Never said it was bad, just that everyone is a titty monster compared to the first Love Live