No Man's Scam

OOOOH WHATCHA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY
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me on the left

metacritic.com/game/pc/no-mans-sky

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It's not even a good tech demo.

Why don't you play a game that does everything better than NMS, costs third as much and has multiplayer?
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>early access

It has more content than NMS already

I dont get this pic

All the people playing died of comfort

I don't care what you say, my wife's son and boyfriend loves the game.

>I don't care what you say, my wife's son and boyfriend loves the game.
>loves

Are you taking the cuckold culture to another level where you're getting cucked by your wife's son?

Liberals are bad Bla Bla Bla

Sup Forums thinks they are facist Bla Bla

JUST

>my wife's son and boyfriend loves the game.

>And

Reading comprehension

You.
Yes, you. The one screaming, "There's no multiplayer!" and "Sean Murray lied to us!" and other slurs I dare not mention.
Tread lightly.
You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the minority; you ARE the minority.
I don't feel awkward or anxious playing No Man's Sky around others, and your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beautiful world that has been procedurally generated for us - and it IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We No Man's Sky fans may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.
Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you.
I pity you.
I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that No Man's Sky is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.
I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Uninstall Call of Duty, start up No Man's Sky, and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first planet, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.

At least seeing all the "it's not a VR life simulator, they lied to me" I understand why people are genuinely waiting for Scam Citizen as well. Goddamn escapism.

BOY HUH

I WONDER WHY

PEOPLE BUY THINGS

WHEN YOU SPEND MONEY

TELLING THEM TO

Where did you find this?

>uses singular

Back at you chucklefuck, if they were separate entities user should've written it plural.

Le reddit.
No really a nu male redditor was this assblasted.

You are a retard. America is fucked.

Fuck me that is hilarious

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

At least you can refund NMS

>my wife's son ands boyfriend

better?

>Its a Trumpcucks are pathetic episode

>Foreigner cant grasp the basics of English grammar so it resorts to namecalling

look at the moron and laugh

I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

WHAT IS IT REALLY?
THATS GOING ON HERE
YOU'VE GOT YOUR SYSTEM FOR TOTAL CONTROL
NOW IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE
NOW WATCH US SUFFER CAUSE WE CAN PLAY
WHAT IS IT REALLY THATS IN THIS GAME?
VERY LITTLE LIFE AND NO MULTIPLAYER
TODDS GONNA BE THE ONE TAKING OVER
NOW THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN DEVS CO-LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ARE YOU READY TO GO
CAUSE I'M HOSTING THIS GAME
WHAT YOU GONNA DO SEANY, TODDY
ARE YOU GOING WITH ME
CAUSE IM REFUNDING THIS GAME
ITS THE END OF ALL TII-
>MSVCR100.dll Error

>episode

wrong board dumbass

You sure showed him *clap*

why the fuck would you do this man? I know hillary and trump are both the epitome of retardation in politics but you're just going to make people associate voting independent with being a retarded shitposter.

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unity
what did you expect

youtube.com/watch?v=RvAwB7ogkik

>voting independent
>ever
It just doesn't work in a two party system. Might as well not vote at all. It's shitty that it has to be this way, but its the way it's going to be until the two parties finally go and die.

You forgot one.

>store.steampowered.com/app/383120/
hehe, are you really asking to taste the wrath of my 12 steam accounts? I'll have you know, I contributed 12 negative reviews on no mans sky. Nothin personnel but I can take you recent ratings down to "mostly negative" before you can even say "yamero" hehe...

>Payday 2 up there
how is the player base for it Payday anyhow?

have fun with your wasted votes

these copypastas man

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>Jill
>trying to justify your wasted vote this much
holds about as much water as someone filling in bernie on the ballot

is there a torrent for 1.03?

I prefer one trumptard over a thousand communist faggots. Greens propably represent the highest level of cuckoldry.

soundcloud.com/jimquisition/dramatic-reading-to-the-no-mans-sky-haters

Faggots screaming at faggots at this point. Seems all "gamers" can do these days.

It's liberals making fun of other liberals. Who knows what those weirdos think.

lol

underrated

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Shows how uninteresting this game is when a thread about it is derailed by political bait.

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PD2 player base ranges from incompetent new players to hyper angry 1000+ hour pros who kick you if you even so much as think about doing anything other than let them do everything. And there's really no inbetween.

Also the game is still wildly broken.

This desu. PD2 was fun like a year ago, now it's just the die hard lifers who kick you out if you're not at least somewhat ranked.

I MADE MY MISTAKES

>unlabeled axes

You are bad and you should feel bad.

im dying

Anybody else find a planet where caves are pretty rare, but all of them are basically full to the brim of items worth $25,000 each?

Also whats the most expensive ship you can get? Because by doing that for a little bit i already have one worth 1.5 mil

I've seen that same face on about 50 god damn animals

It's funny because it's 100% right about Hillary and Trump and then it uses that as a platform to shitpost and troll. Great image.

Is this new Reddit pasta?

I say it's still alright as long as it doesn't go too far below GTA's
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Jesus Christ my sides

R.I.P

To be fair it was like this from the start

In this scenario is your wife's son her boyfriend or yours?

oh jesus lol

youtube.com/watch?v=3I0OdeCq4q8

this game is great, just need to know how to have fun

Jesus christ how does this fucking faggot have so many subs? I closed it in 5 seconds after he started screaming. Is this what the Internet has been reduced to?

Manlet go away

...I can't imagine a normal conversation with youtubers.
Do they always overact?

I think it's an age thing, pretty sure only kids watch that kind of channels. Kids are pretty stupid usually.

Yes.
EVERYTHING is super exciting to them and they make sure they tell you.

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>Britbong
>Uses a fucking z in realise

what a tiny tweet