Who else sobbed?

Gonna play more matches as Bastion now.

just what we need

more bastion shitters

>that battle scene
>humans engaging kill bots in an open field with no cover

Nigga, I'm not going to charge literal minigun toting robots in an open field. They're out in the open, perfect targets for artillery and air strikes. Wittle them down and form a defensive line with cover to mop up the ones that made it through the bombardment.

Dead game

>I have an army

>we have a Genji

I liked the game but lost any interest in it as soon as competitive was out. What's wrong with me ?

>not directed by hideaki anno
dropped

I've played since day 1. It started to get a bit shitty with tryhards but after competitive came out (which I don't play) quick play improved noticeably

after the nerfs? good luck

Fucking this, what kinda battle plan is just zerg rushing robots who have to stand still to use their weapon.

Who needs cover when you've got a mobile wall of crusaders

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>crying for soulless machines

There was just one (Rein). This battle was after the rest of the Crusaders died in the castle

No, you send in wave after wave of men so the robots kill limit is reached quicker.

Worst one so far, Dragons was cliché but at least it wasn't boring

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Battleborn player spotted.

the bird, you autistic piece of shit

I still play, but I still haven't played 1 round of competitive mode.

>the cute little bird is his soul

inb4 shit writers kill off the bird for easy feels, causing the robot to loose his shit

>Had a QT parrot since I was, like, 14
>tfw I watched him die yesterday
>tfw picking him up and seeing his head just sag all the way back
>tfw no longer hearing him squawk like the annoying little jackass he is whenever I enter the room
>tfw looking over and seeing an empty cage I'm going to have to throw out
>tfw my room is so fucking quiet now

I liked the trailer, but I'm kinda biased. I didn't fucking cry though, goddamn. How much of a bitch do you have to be?

I liked the flashback scene, was kind of neat to see Reinhardts giving shelter to wounded soldiers. Aside from that the whole video was exactly as expected.

You people can't be older than 16.

im pretty sure they showed more than one

Can't wait for the Zarya short.

>Shows her as a happy little babby babushka in her Siberian village
>Suddenly murderous Omnics kills everyone
>Full remove Omnics battle scene with her in the vanguard

Real men aren't afraid to cry when they feel sad user.

>no one realizes blizz copied The Iron Giant

I'm sorry, bro.

Sorry for your loss bro. I had my budgie die in my hands after an hour of struggling on when I was like 12. Burred him in my parents backyard in a shoebox. Dug the hole myself. Saddest moment of my childhood.

>babby babushka
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

D-day?

Bastion is cute! CUTE!!!!!

>watching childrens cartoons

People who play OW are too young to know that movie user.

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try hardist as fuck

theyre really trying hard to fill in the gaps like TF2

too bad its dying and a really low skill ceiling

Worst one since that Amumu video.

>children's cartoons
its for everyone, user.

also
>not knowing vin diesel gravely voice is his signature
thats why he was casted as Groot in GotG

>(You)

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>disrespecting Iron Giant

But the Amumu video was super bad.

>bird
>soul

You know how they invented cartoons in the 80's in order to sell action figures in the stores to suckers?

>Iron Giant a Children's Cartoon

As opposed to letting them reach the city? Looks like it was their only option. Blame those stupid Numbani niggers for building a city in the center of a giant open field.

I was under the assumption that they were already doing that, and that it was the robots who were doing a wave attack against the Human lines.

The battle takes place on the field right outside the city. The Humans might have wanted to engage them there rather than risk the civilians by moving the battle into the city.

I'm pretty sure Numbani isn't in the middle of Germany.

Anyway realistically speaking there should be fortified defensive lines supported with heavy artillery, or at least some kind of vehicular support. None of that shit matters though because it's a fucking cartoon and it's only important that it look cool.

It's in Germany

Where does it say it's in Germany? That city looked like Numbani to me.

>posting children meme

Pretty sure her short will focus on her scar

>War drones are so shit they can't locate which direction a sound is coming from
>Giving war drones sentience
>Allowing said war drones to modify their programming on the fly (because that's basically what's happening with the power of friendship shit)
>Supersonic aircraft flying low and slow enough to be shot down by regular bullets
>Infantry advancing on a vastly superior force with no armored support whatsoever
>Modern day soldiers running in an open field hip firing their guns
>Nobody bothered to clean up that field after decades
>Nobody looted said field after decades

I get that Overwatch is basically a PG13 Pxar movie, but I can only suspend my disbelief so much.

>tfw her weapon malfunctions and she has to start tearing omnics apart with her bear hands

It's a safe assumption considering the verdant forests and the fact that Reinhardts are there fighting over it.

>A machine designed to mow down masses of people is programmed with curiosity and other cute functions.

Waste of my time. Shit was dumb.

Your love for cartoons with living inanimate objects.
Tell me more about them, Sup Forums.

>Letting the robots get to the city and kill all the civvies

Are you stupid or did you not see the Castle in the background?
Numbani is in africa.

Do africa have castles now?
Do africa have huge PINE forests?
Do you have a brain?

It's better to sacrifice a bit of distance than to compromise your position by charging right into the killbots. When they massacre all your soldiers there will be nothing left to stop them from reaching the city.

>Children's show reaction image

numbani is in poo in loo

lrn2lore

But I thought they were kings and shit.
Them having medieval castles isn't too far fetched

But they didn't massacre all the soldiers. The Germans won

fuck knows how considering how they depicted it in the trailer

It is? Well now i hate it even more. Fuck thats disgusting. A literal shit city.

Anyway my points still stand. Unless India built castles of human shit

Who said it was programmed you massive retard?

Well yeah, because it's a cartoon battle scene and not a documentary.

I didn't see a castle, no. I saw those smooth, rounded style buildings that are in Numbani. And I only saw one Reinhardt.

Pic related, pine forest in Africa.

It wasn't very good. Birb was cute though.

its real to me dammit

>Robots just randomly become sentient and start having curiosity

This board is 18+. Don't you have school starting soon?

Jesus fucking christ how did you miss castle Eichenwalde and the big city is Stuttgart.

AFRICA VS THE OMNICS

WHOEVER WINS

WE LOSE

>randomly
omnics created the Bastions, its fair to say they implanted them with some form of AI, since omnics are AI too

Please point out this castle you're seeing.

Because an AI becoming sentient is a completely new concept, right?

Answer this question: are you illiterate?

Sigh... You best be trolling nigger.

Did you see how huge that forest was? There are no MASSIVE pine forests in africa. Not to mention it looked exactly like a tempered forest and not that shit in your picture.

Look at the fucking castle. Why are you even trying?

The bastion units were very simple, and controlled by the omnium "hivemind"

Once the omnium was destroyed, there was nothing telling the bastions what to do.

Bastion is essentially a newborn child.

I thought it was cool. I hope we get more war shorts out of it like the memory.

>there will never be a brutal, dark, 18+ violent action movie about the omnic war

Well in case you weren't already sure that Bastion was a ripoff of Laputa, Castle in the Sky - now you know.

Still it was kinda feelsy.

Good short.

I don't like the idea that all of these characters need have some sort of intricate connection, which seems to be suggested a lot.

My god you truly are retarded.

So you can't. Alright.

Please stop being stupid.
It's the previous scene, just as he's about to clear the forest. As he's walking, they show a shot with the castle clear as day through a clearing in the trees.

There were two, re watch the video

There, now go reflect and think about how stupid you've been.

>If other things do it, it's automatically okay and makes sense to do it here!

Okay, you are FOR SURE underage and possibly retarded. Please end your life. All you need for your murder machine is to shoot the other guy. Why would you need such intense programming that has the potential to basically create human functions for fucking murder machines that bite the dust by the hundreds? God you're so fucking dumb. Please stop wasting air.

Holy shit, he's he's the real hero.

0/10. You had me for awhile then you stopped trying

Purportedly unfeeling golem coming to love nature is not a new trope to fiction.

I refuse to believe someone can be this ignorant

That doesn't make any fucking sense

>this is the kind of people that browse this board now

I'm kind of starting to get sick of it, honestly.

This is what a forest in India looks like according to

wasnt one of you nignogs saying there was only one crusader there

It's just so fucking shameless though

It's not in India.

I'm not supporting this shitty company until they fucking listen and add proper 21:9 support