What the fuck is this shit

What the fuck is this shit

My new main. You mad?

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It's a Kappa.
Still looka kinda bad.

2Edgy4me explosive dragon

Pretty sure Bowser fucked a Camerupt

Also looks like this from the side

>Nintendo decides to actually make a Pokemon based on an animal after everyone whines about how new Pokemon are all stupid objectmons
>is fairly faithful to the (albeit goofy) look of the original creature
>Everyone hates it

The head isn't even the right shape.It validate nothing about kappa myths except being a turtle.

look at that shit eating grin

It's a turtle with kappa "hair".

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NOOT NOOT

that thing looks like a gay penguin cosplaying bowser, not that fucking turtle thing you faggot

Just take
and put horns on it or some shit and its solid

wasn't there a fakemon named "Chillnobyl" as in Chernobil?

shit, is there one about the Holocaust?

>Fire/Dragon

Charizard blown the fuck out again

>kappa "hair".
no it's not. kappa hair is just dirty hair in a bowl cut, with a hole on top that holds water. even if you give it fire type and pokemon logic, it doesn't work.

Wheezing

Fire/Dragon Ferrothorn

it's a pokemon

>neutral water, fairy, steel, ice attacks

BALK

Y'all just being negative Nancys

Chillnobyl is something /vp/ came up with.

So fucking ugly. Why can't they just design shit properly? Gotta throw spikes and random ass bright colours all over it.

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no ty

c-c-c-combo breaker

Is there porn yet?

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Looks like a boss from the original Star Fox on SNES.

An awesome pokemon

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>Still no cockroach or mosquito Pokémon
At least we finally got a fly.

Who cares about that, let's talk about ash's goodra and greninja jobbing hard on the finals

Ash got robbed by shit writers

>mfw all the suicide watching going on at /vp/

What would a Hiroshima Pokrmon look like?

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It's the new Kaijumon, and it's based as fuck

>went to /vp/ to see if this was true

oh my...