You know it's true
You know it's true
But Zelda is "GAMER STUFF" so it will sell
But none of those things on the left are true. We haven't even seen the dungeons yet or anything but the starting zone with the treehouse people fucking around with the games mechanics.
You aint even trying
I have no idea why are you comparing a bunch of different games to an one different game.
zelda is a nintendo game. Those faggots are so desperate right that they are gonnna put 10 like crazy even if is pure forgetable shit.
>no grinding required
>I-ninja
>NO GRINDING
confirmed for having never played the game. First half is goat tier and second half is beat the same level with different rules
Lmao what Zelda game did you ever grind in
are you talking about the phantom pain?
Agreed. Plus those monkey ball type levels are fucking infuriating.
>store.steampowered.com
>99% of the 589 user reviews for this game are positive
>100% of the 100 user reviews in the last 30 days are positive
>I-Ninja
My fucking NIGGA
t. nintencuck
>w-we haven't seen everything!
you better hope this game is half-decent because nintendo is losing their image FAST
>acts like he knows everything about the game
>claims there's grinding in a Zelda game
(You) can't make this shit up.
Not an argument
>grinding
>zelda
what
You're right, not an argument. A fucking fact though. Nintendo game threads are jokes filled with shitposting for a reason, just like NMS.
Everyone who has played it already thinks it's a decent game.
It was even the most liked game of E3.
Plus a lot of Jap devs consider it the game of e3.
gonintendo.com
Was the song in the Billy Hatcher commercial ever found?
>thinks
I didn't say they had to do shit now, but in the long-term. You misunderstood.
noone actually thinks it will compare to ty the Tasmanian fucking tiger right?
it's another shitty zelda game with open world slapped don it
Because autists like you exist?
it's a shitty open world game
the games mechanics is all there is
I remember when sega liked fun.
Seems like it was such a long time ago.
Really? Sonic Mania looks great.
The game's open world is all we've been shown. Its like the first Zelda where there are dungeons to find that are part of the games progression. Its not just some empty sandbox or Ubisoft hub where you go to do boring scripted missions.
They already are. Sup Forums isn't a good representation of what people think of the game. Don't delude yourself into thinking that.
I'mma make it clear that the whole "Nintendo fans will defend Nintendo to all costs" mentality is false.
True fans of Nintendo, in fact, are arguably the LEAST likely to defend Nintendo's recent practices and exploits, seeing as they've been actively destroying their own greatest franchises and preventing fans from having fun.
>"Nintendo fans will defend Nintendo to all costs" mentality is false.
Well too bad it isn't as Cody is a living antithesis
I know this is bait but holy shit someone else actually remembered Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy was a thing
>Giant Egg
Fuck you. That game was one clusterfuck.
keep telling yourself that
This is a good bait thread, but can we talk about what the fuck are those games on the right, never seen 'em
Entered this thread just to see if anyone else remembered it.
Keep telling yourself it won't be based on Zelda 1 when its what the developers have been saying since they announced it.
>Sphinx
My nigga.
Sphinx and the Cursed Mummy is like Zelda but based on Egyptian myth rather than European myths.
Never played the others.
Are there any good, memorable, highly acclaimed open world games?
I can't think of any.
Whoever the fuck that is, he's one guy in a whole sea of people who are fed up with Nintendo's bullshit.
i-Ninja... so many memories.
Infuriating memories sometimes, but memories nonetheless. Ninjaaa....REVIIIIIIIIIIIVE
>Billy and The Giant Egg
That game fucking sucked, dude.
I believe the lies and shortcomings in their games and products are starting to turn people away but there are still adamant shills.
there it is!
Skyrim/Oblivion
FFXV
wow totally ebin!!
I have enjoyed nearly every zelda game but I too feel like this is going to probably be incredibly bland
I-ninja was terrible
I-Ninja sucked too. How many of those random charachter platformers did anyone go through?
>do exactly what people were begging for in a Zelda game
>Sup Forums still calls it shit
I-Ninja is a pretty good game. The robot fight was sick.
the only people who wanted it were redditors still jizzing over skyrim, demanding every series become open world
That's not an excuse to make shit up and throw ad hom at everyone that calls you out, but okay
If only you knew what an ad hom was before spewing it at the slightest hint of altercation
I'm willing to give Nintendo a shot at making an open world 3D game. If they fuck this up its over through.
The first Zelda was open world. Its one of the things its praised for the most.
>t. nintencuck isn't ad hom
LMAO!
Nice dude. Because saying "nintencuck" constitutes a personal attack in lieu of an argument. Nintendrone are really fucking pathetic.
>demanding every series become open world
So Sup Forums 5 years ago?
I'm very curious to know what will come out of the Nintendo machine, when they'll insert Ubisoft's Open World formula
dear god don't remind me
Sphinx is a fucking amazing game and it's criminal it didn't get a sequel.
Ubisoft's open world is basically OoT's with more shit and dumbed down with quest markers and objective lists.
>It's a Sup Forums has great taste episode
rare to see when modern zelda is discussed
>completely make shit up
>get called out on it
>T. NINTENKUK XD
>get called out for ad hom
>HURR I DINDU NUFFIN U IZ STOOPID NINTENDRONE U DONT KNO WUT AD HOM IS
nice
>Its a "I hate new game, heres 'nostalgic' games from muh childhood" thread
sup hipster, still having trouble making friends? yeah that figures, you're a fucking moron
alright kids, be safe!
>go full retard
>unironically using t.
>HURR
>XD
Nintendrones everyone. Never expect an argument, least of all a classification of the lack of one.
The only decent one on the right is Billy
>Are there any good, memorable, highly acclaimed open world games?
>Are there any good, memorable, highly acclaimed games?
The answer to both is no, all games are pretty shit,
Fixed
>Sphinx is a fucking amazing game
>What is being blinded by nostalgia
All those games are pretty average/bad, on both sides.
I just took a shower but I must shitpost again.
Holy fuck OP, I've been trying to remember the name of Ty the Tasmanian Tiger for fucking years, in fact, I started to think the levels I played of it were just teenage dreams I had, I was literally looking for it yesterday again and now here it is holy shit what the fuck I'm so happy, thank you OP, I'd suck your cock if you were right next to me.
Took you years? Well its TY you dumbass. I figured that out in 2 seconds. Am I the only person on the planet?
>>unironically using t.
YOU used t, shithead.
Also, that is not an argument, either. And it STILL doesn't change the fact that you're fucking liar that made shit up.
Don't reply to me until you learn to be a mature individual.
I don't care about that shitty comparison but Ty was a fun game.
>still unironically using t.
>getting angry about it
This is just entertainment now.
>pssh you need to be heh more mature, like myself for example heh
Hating on open world games has become a meme. Because all open world games are like No Man's Sky and Minecraft, and all linear games are like Final Fantasy 13 and Call of Duty Black Ops.
>>still unironically using t.
I did not use t. are you retar-
>psh
>heh
Never mind , I have my answer
Open world is a fucking meme genre. No one is doing it right and its fucking easy to push out like a faggot. Make a big area, dot it with POIs, put in a couple poopy console mechanics, done. Lazy game design.
>STILL being asshurt trying to save face on an anonymous board
>STILL thinking its ok to use t.
He- HELLO? H-h-hello? I-I have my answer now! XDD
why are shitposters allowed, mods?
>be retarded
>misuse logical fallacies
>throw a tantrum when called on it
>M-MODS?
Why would you ever play I-Ninja on anything but the PS2 though?
Then theres this asshole! Does anyone even MODERATE this BOARD? MODS?
is that really why you went down this route, senpai?
t.nintencuck is an ad hominem, an attack in lieu of any rational argument, which you've yet to provide other than greentexting like a redditor.
...
OK, buddy, I do believe you've used up your daily allotment of the word "cuck".
But my lifetime supply of fucks have also been used up.
Please tell us how to fix the genre your lordship
>dem textures and aliasing
I-It's like I'm really out of Midgard for the first time again!
You do realize Zelda 1 was the original open world game right?
You do realize the overworld was bullshit meant to sell guides and the dungeons are what made it a great game.
>widely praised for the exploration and the aspect of being left to survive
>Nintendo brings back these elements and expands on them in way that's exactly what a sequel should do
>It was just to sell guides
Fine.
I know this is supposed to be bait, but all the games on the right are really good. That most Sup Forums casuals like don't know them is kind of sad.
I agree but somehow people still fall for the open world meme.