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looks cool

It's Tortunator, op! don't you recognise your best pal?

Dat dick sucking mouth tho

>That nose

Yo, fight's over here bro.

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Genuinely though it was a round shield pokemon holding itself as a shield

He's holding a shield and peaking out from the side.

The grey appendage is his tail.

The red thing out front is his dong.

The art never shows the actual Pokemon's design and flare.

No

Looks fine desu

Why so they even bother with these single pokemon reveals

I'm not saying it looks bad, but this looks like it should be in Yokai Watch instead of Pokemon.

Does this motherfucker have it's back to it's opponent for ultimate defense?

Before anyone starts bitching

I mean the artwork doesn't actually show how it moves or looks in-game, which is where you see the design flourish more. Same with Bruxish.

It has an opening in its chest where it vents the gas from the explosions it makes. This spot is a weak point so it fights with its back toward the opponent.

yes user.

Most of us know tortoises exist

Good lord that's an ugly turtle

The colors make me want to throw up.

Modern pokemon/10.

Heard if actually looks good in game

>tortoise
It's a turtle. The specific species of turtle the pokemon is based off of.
good effort on being a cheeky cunt though. better luck next time

Fuck you

Literally my mom's druddigon. The only question now is: which one is worse?

Do you realize how stupid this is? This wouldn't be a comparison people would be making if Yokai Watch didn't take off like it did.

>Spoiler wasn't which one is more based
fuck you

Matamatas are expensive, aren't they? I remember a site I used to frequent saying they were rare to find in the states.

>Uglier(!) Magmar

Is anyone tired of these zig-zag cuts? Looks really tacky and uninspired.

>mata mata

MUDA MUDA!

Did they host a fanart contest to design a pokemon? This design is so fucking weird that I don't even have an opinion on it. I'm just confused the more I look at it. Not confused about what it is, but confused about why it fucking looks so weird.

Sort of like this. This design is in the same league as that.

Don't get me wrong, it's fucking ugly. But it's intentional ugly, so I actually think it's really cool.

You idiots need to go away.

HAHA LOL Epic JOJo reference!

Haha Like "ZA WALDO!" LOL

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haha

ehehehe more like URYYYYYYY m8 lel

At least that one doesn't have a fucking kazoo strapped to its forehead.

I knew someone was going to link me to that image. I understand the link between this and that, but how the fuck can they make it look so weird that it's unexplainable.

The person who posted that pic is a faggot anyway. Fuck off you think I can't bitch about something just because you "understand" the intent.

YES FINALLY ENOUGH TURTLES IN A HALF SHELL TO FIELD A FULL TEAM OF THEM

FUCK YES

how is it weird
it's just a specific turtle with an explosion clipart-looking theme
simple as fuck

Literally a chinpokomon.

But how can Dio be Wally when Dio kill Wally

You were shown what it was based on. If you still feel the need to bitch about it, tough. It doesn't take much brainpower to see the resemblance and theme.

actually thought these were all pokemon

I am. It's like a huge chunk of Pokemon after Gen Wun ripped off Electrobuzz's jagged stripes.

But unlike Electrobuzz comparative simplicity (two colors) they go fucking bananas and overdesign it to shit.

I still like a lot of the new designs but this will never not bother me.

>/vp/ memes

youtube.com/watch?v=-TTEXbALyys

>Name simply means kill

Do hwat?

yeah we're getting new lows everday

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>that obvious reference to Deino and Justin Beiber
when did they make more chinpokomon in the show?

They're trying some faux origami thing but it fails utterly. How about some real outlines and shapes to things and not an amorphous dorito fractal.

They should just copy monster hunter.
I wanna raise my own hip check rath.

For Stick of Truth.

noot noot

Oh fugg yew

>good effort on being a cheeky cunt though

Jokes on you nigga, a tortoise is a type of turtle.

fuck off you stupid faggots. I hope South Park gets to an episode about Chinpokomon Go and one of the gags is that someone encounters chinpokomon from the new gens and says "ugh, the designs have gone so downhill" when they look like the same nonsense.

>nugenners will defend this

look at all dem spikes

Is there a GOOD gen 7 design? Seriously, at least 5 and 6 had a few scattered ones. Even the starters are ass.

>fuck you faggots you're both absolutely right

How about you try to not use nonsense and buzzword next time

It looks like shit. I didn't have an opinion on if before, but pokefags always needing to defend designs always piss me off. So fuck you. They could do better to make themes look better.

>he saves thumbnails

>Okay guys we need to come up with a new turtle pokémon
>Draw random red, yellow and black spikes everywhere haha these 10 year olds will eat it up

read what I said again. Pokemon designs haven't gone downhill, and to an outsider it all looks like the same shit. You're all being nostalgiafags.

I like most pokemon designs. Except for super shit like that is fucking terrible

youtube.com/watch?v=-TTEXbALyys

We defend the designs because we actually know shit about biology and nature instead of jacking off to Charizard and Gen I every hour on the hour.

The model looks better than the art but it's the second worst design this gen. It looks really dumb and is a total waste of the mata mata. It's typing is good though.

When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur.

Why are you defending Chinkomon? Its not even real famicom.

I know what I'm nicknaming this fucker

Does this guy have a snappy beak(?) too or is he pretty chill?

Does it spin its shell like a fan to create tornadoes? Kinda gives me an Anguirus and Gamera fusion vibe.

nintendrones will defend anything

Every generation has some shitty pokemon designs. This is one of them, so please except it instead of acting like a sperg.

A turtle with a spiky shell is the most natural thing in the world compared to one suddendly losing fluffy tail and ears and gaining metal cannons.

Why name it after something that had more than 5 seconds of thought put in

What shitty design did gen 3 have?

I like how you keep saying shit, shit, shit, shit, but never actually justify why you think it looks like shit.
Not that 90% of people that complain do.

>except
Bitching about a Pokemon's design should be the least of your concerns.

Grumpig

Wrong on every account.

Just the fact it's doing the same weird pose as that rainy turtle fagget from Megaman X6 makes me think this is another "Durr we just recolored an old Japanese legend" Pokemon.

I hate when they do that.

>cosmonewt

This is Squirtle levels of good.

I understand that you're trying to shit on Blastoise because it has water cannons, but at least he resembles a fuckig turtle, or a pocket monster for that matter.

smug pepe edit when?

Nope :^)

The mess of zigzags and the head having the same shape of the back shell looks very unappealing.

>thinking about all the stupid gen wars with this guy as the center piece
>but also thinking about all the shitposting I can do

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And this doesn't resemble a turtle how, exactly?

Its a piece of shit, well established. Responding to someone who has a chip on their shoulder who cant handle the bantz wont really change that fact.

I mean it looks like Birdo fucked a Kappa

>paristerroristattack.jpg

>Another fire turtle

wtf

>poketards will defend this

>*HOOOOONK*