OH SHIT

OH SHIT

HERE COME THE REVIEWS LADS!!

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why is nintendo allowing reviews?

I honestly hope it gets like 75.
Not good enough for people to shitpost about it and not bad enough for peopl to shitpost about it, leaving everyone angry instead.

this is Sup Forums it'll get shitposts, but the quantity of it will depend on how it is received

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haedox and gamexplain are nintendo fanboys so their reviews are usually pretty shit

>5.9
hehehehehehHAHAHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHEHAEYAHETYAYAA HAHASDHASDFHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS

YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I keep seeing Haedox's faggoty avatar on YouTube. Who is he? Why does that shit make me so mad? Why do YouTubers think it's cute to have a deviantart avatar?

ign savage as fuck lately,

>Caring about IGN
At the same time, Numale's Sky got a 6.0. It's 0.1 worse than Numale's Sky, even according to IGN.

Reminder that none of the Prime games are true Metroid games.

A few early reviews I've seen so far.
GameExplain: Liked It A Lot
IGN: 5.9/10
NintendoLife: 8/10
Famitsu: 30/40 (7/8/7/8)

Remember that Nintendo games suffer the same problem that Sonic games get: it's cool to hate them, so they get a penalty in every review. Add 3 points to every Nintendo and Sonic game for an honest score.

>NintendoLife: 8/10

>yfw faggot gook Tanabe's abortion of a game barely sells

Delusional Nintendrones will do that

Some more:
Destructoid: 5.5/10
GameSpot is a work in progress, but it's not looking good

>GameExplain
>NintendoLife

hmm i wonder what nintendo fanboys think of a nintendo game, OMG they love it dude it must be good they definitely wouldn't just pretend it's a good game to make their master happy

I just want Deus Ex reviews. I see none. Embargo ended.

Watched the Gamexplain review and they liked it, seems like it's a decent multiplayer game.

Nintendo can still fuck off for giving us a spinoff after nearly a decade of no proper mainline games. There would be no backlash this game if they announced it alongside a proper Metroid game, be it a new 2D entry or Prime 4.

If you think IGN has been wrong about any Sonic game other than Unleashed, I have some bad news for you.

I'm not even a Metroidfag but I really wanted this to be good because I had hoped it would be a good entry point in the Prime series.
And also so Metroidfags could have a small glimmer of hope.

Is Kirby Nintendo's only good IP anymore?

>Federation Farce is scoring lower than even fucking OTHER M
>this kills the Prime branding
>Metroid is finally free Tanabe, Prime, and FPS elements

you realize many ign employees that gave nintendo games 9's and 10's went on to work for nintendo, right?

nintendo games were so overrated last gen, now that they are being scored accurately nintoddlers feel the need to cry about reviews every time a nintendo game is reviewed

>Is Kirby Nintendo's only good IP anymore?

Eh, they gave Tropical Freeze like a 7.0 or something, and claimed GTAV was GotY. I don't trust anything they say.

>Every Nintendo game announced in E3 2015 has a score lower than 75 on Metacritic

the reviewers also forgot the game existed

>Any Metroid not selling
>Good

No faggot, this is bad.

Metroid is the new F-Zero now.

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>too difficult
Aaaaand there it is.

lol gtav is literally game of the lifetime

no game is better than gtav but you're probably the type that only plays on nintendo consoles so you wouldn't know

it ends in 8 hours

Those are fair reviews. Tropical Freeze didn't fix a damn thing wrong with Returns. On a system overflowing with platformers, it's mediocre at best.

APOLOGIZE

GameXPlain has shit on Twilight Princess, Sticker Star and MP10

DK really did not deserve that score. Easily one of the best platform ers I've played in quite a while.

I think this guy was just butt hurt retro wasn't working on metroid

>DKC:TF
>Dull level design

And people don't think there's a Nintendo bias. Fucking Christ. Replace DK with Sackboy or a strong womyn and they'd have given that a 14/10.

Donkey Kong has 64, which isn't great.
Returns and Tropical Freeze just feel shallow without Rare.

>Visuals won't impress everyone

that's literally the only reason to play that game kek

Not him. Fuck Nintendo. GTA is edgy shit. Red Dead Redemption was superior

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That's biased as fuck

Might as well jky

Do a few bad games really ruin a franchise for you? God damn.

Mario
Zelda
Animal Crossing
Pikmin
DK
Kirby
Yoshi (Sorta)
Fire Emblem
Mario Kart
etc

All fine. Metroid was never good though

HERE'S THE FINAL BOSS
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SAMUS JOBBED

Eat shit nigger

You spelled based wrong, senpai.

there's not, nintendo just makes bad games

maybe try not being a retard, lbp 3 got 7's across the board because they actually did something new by expanding the level creator by like 10x

I wouldn't call Gamexplain Nintendo fanboys. They're a Nintendo focused channel, but they're call out Nintendo's bullshit when it comes up, especially if you listen to their discussion videos. They've shat on Sticker Star since release day for example, that's more almost every other gaming outlet can say.

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See? It's this shit. Woolly World is a solid 8/10, and Tropical Freeze is 9/10 at least. Reviewers can fuck off, I'll do my own research and look at aggregate scores, like a human fucking being.

>Controls are a problem
>Stuck with motion shit
>Or shitty c-stick nub
>Nobody mentions the patrician choice of O3DS with Circle Pad Pro
N3DS fags BTFO

Should i watch since the beginning of the game right

>John Rairdin

>I wouldn't call Gamexplain Nintendo fanboys.
then you're a retard.

so because they don't like 1 game that makes them not fanboys? they even edited their color splash interview so nintendo wouldn't get angry

You sure showed him with that abortion.

>shat on Twilight Princess
shit taste
>Sticker Star
they're defending Colour Splash
>and MP10
MP10 is arguably the worst in the franchise, pedestrian opinion is pedestrian. they gave Amiibo Festival a free pass. AMIIBO FESTIVAL FOR FUCK'S SAKE! NintendgafXplain is dead to me.

Well, it probably is if it's your lifetime, which isn't more than 8 years.

Mario's last "great" game was Galaxy, but I'll admit the games have consistent quality.

Zelda has not been good since Majora's Mask.
Animal Crossing is turning into normie bait.
Pikmin is fine.
DK hasn't had a good game since 2
Yoshi has only had one good game.
FE is not weebbait.
Mario Kart 8 has a fucked roster.

Is it "cheap" when the only reason you fell in the pit was because the entire stage is exploding and the platforms fall apart like they're held together with bubblegum and staples?

>you're probably the type that only plays on nintendo consoles
nope, I play on everything and anything, haven't missed a Sony console or Nintendo console since their first each. GTA hasn't been any good since San Andres, and even then it was a time waster at best. Just a damn good one.

shut the fuck up

>Woolly World
>8/10

hahahahahahahaha fucking toddlers

we already know it's going to be shit. Just waiting for MD so I can go jump off a bridge if it's shit.

Should've just made it a Jet Force Gemini spin-off instead of making it a Metroid game.

truly the patrician choice when the games already runs like shit with the n3ds
o3ds you'll get 10fps but at least you can aim ???

There was nothing wrong with Mario Kart 8's roster.

LOL

NINTENDRONES ON SUICIDE WATCH!

XDD

GameExplain: Liked It A Lot
IGN: 5.9/10
NintendoLife: 8/10
NintendoWorldReport: 9/10
Famitsu: 30/40 (7/8/7/8)
Destructoid: 5.5/10
GameSpot: Verdict in progress (not looking positive)
DualShockers: 7/10
Nintendo Enthusiast: 4.5/10
Reviews look all of the place. Some people look like they really enjoyed it, some people look like they really hated it.

>Animal Crossing is turning into normie bait.

What the fuck does this even mean

>they're defending Colour Splash

You mean not outright shitting on it because it isn't even out yet?

>Yoshi has only had one good game
Island, Story, and Woolly World are all great games. Island and WW are both fantastic.

3D World is better than Galaxy.

should've never made a First-Person Metroid game again*
fixed that for you

Only if it's random. If it's not random then it can be learned therefore gg.

XD dude that was a good one!

gta v is three years old and i still play it every week. not to mention it's still sold for full price and it still tops the sales charts even though it's three years old. i can't think of any game that comes close to it.

ooooh sick burn broseph

you got something with substance to say?

>Animal Crossing is turning into normie bait.

This literally doesn't mean anything

Why are the fighting Samus?

Aren't these all subjective?

Also if we're going by reviews, all mainline Zella's have received critical acclaim

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>Island, Story, and Woolly World are all great games. Island and WW are both fantastic.
Yes.
>3D World is better than Galaxy.
No.

>DK hasn't had a good game since 2
WRONG
you're right everywhere else though

The blast ball demo has been running a silky smooth 30fps for me.

4.5 from nintedo enthusiast

>taking NintendoLife and NintendoWorld reviews sereiously

wew lad

what do you mean by edgy? it does have legitimately edgy things like the torture seen but that doesn't come off as ~le edge~ it's actually something that shocked people which is hard to do nowadays

It's going to be 50-60
Next Level Games is fucked

>Sites with the name Nintendo in it have high reviews

There seems to be a connection don't you think? Wonder what it could be

Sorry to break it to you, but it is. Like objectively speaking it did everything Galaxy and G2 did, but improved upon every step.

oh you're going to throw that weak bait huh?

please tell me how Color Splash look anything other than a direct sequel to Sticker Shit?

Nah man, I bet they're totally unbiased

>There was nothing wrong with Mario Kart 8's roster.

confirmed for diaperfag

Space Pirates captured her
SPACE PIRATES CAPTURED HER

>any reviewer with Nintendo in the name is a shill

c'mon user!

Dont you see the purple thing on her? Mental control nigga.

>No Diddy
>No Bowser Jr.
>No Dry Bones
>No King Boo
>Pink Gold Peach
>Not one, not two, not three, but FIVE FUCKING BABIES
Sure bud.
Except it does.
There's not gonna be a console AC game anymore because they know they can pander to the mobile audience.
One of them can even match the original game.

And 3D is good but Galaxy was groundbreaking.

>nice graphics

what?

damn how is it possible to have such horrible taste, this is truly remarkable

>Nintendo Enthusiast: 4.5/10
>DualShockers: 7/10

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