The last enemy you killed in the last game you played is now your new room mate

>The last enemy you killed in the last game you played is now your new room mate

What's it like, user?

>a giant fire ant
RIP me.

I don't think we HAVE rooms left anymore

Green soldier from Metal Gear

Probably a decent guy.

>Offers you smokes
>Is really good at cooking with very few resources
>Watches your back while you're at the ATM
>Uses CQC on that guy at the bar who won't stop mean mugging you

Green Soldier is a good friend.

>A good portion of the Ottoman army from EU4

>naked hollow from the gutter in DaS II
well at least he smells better than my previous roommate

Red Alien Soldier from Contra III

STOP FUCKING SHOOTING THINGS FOR NO REASON I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

>I killed a Feral Ghoul

How fucked am i?

Do Feral Ghouls take shits? just wondering haha

Some Witch hunter ass hole from Witcher 3

haha

Do you live in London or Germany?

ey dawi

Yes, and they fucking make these weird ass sounds all fucking day.

>Wake up
>Hear ''RAAHHGGGG''
>Say ''SHUT THE FUCK UP''
>Get punched by ghoul
>''You're a dick''
>Hours later
>It is now night
>Try to sleep
>But the stench of a irradiated corpse is keeping me up
>Can't sleep
>Fall asleep
>Rinse And Repeat

user, just kill me.

I wonder what it's like being Yoshi egg-smell guy? You know, that was probably actually him.

Black British dude thank god he's beta

>some character I can't remember from Overwatch
honestly, any of them are fine by me.

Soul of Cinder.

> H-hey buddy, want a drink? You seem pr-
> *Inhuman shouts of anguish.
> I'll go buy you some gasoline.
> *Subsides into raspy sobbing.

New Doom cyberdemon
Lel, rip me and the planet

No, though in Russia we have our own subspecies of specially treated muzzies so it's not much different from London or Germany.

This thread makes me realize how few sexy female enemies there are in games. Total fucking sausagefest.

>some random Soviet soldier
Well my town is already full of slavs anyway.

>the last enemy you killed wasn't a pyromancer from DS II

>I now live in Hong Kong
>my roommate is the corrupt chief of the corporate police force's elite Special Duties Unit
she'll get the bills paid I guess. she also strikes me as the type to come home drunk and try to rape me at gunpoint, and remember it in the morning but not even apologize.

Just some random black British guy? What game lets you do that?

>greninja
i hate that pokemon friggin kill me

The falling down the stairs excuse won't fool the proctologist forever so you'd better come up with a good cover.

You didn't actually kill him so you get to pick another. Pokemon don't die, user, they faint.

>Rei Ryghts from Neptunia
Jackpot!
Poor fella is such a doormat I could probably even convince her to be my gf.

zenyata

>Advent soldier
As long as he keeps the helmet on I'm cool with it.

>That one user that just killed Ulysses in New Vegas

Let me tell you about the Bear and the Bull again

Blackhand from cnc 3

>Arcann from KOTFE
He keeps bitching about his father and how he is going to make Zakuul great again. I always see him stalking this Outlander guy too. Never pays the bills

...

Apparently I'm sharing a room with 12000 English infantry, 5000 cavalry and 3000 artillerymen

>tries to sound philosophical during his speeches
>summary of every sentence is "WE WUZ PEACEFUL AN SHIT UNTIL YOU PLAYED YO BROKE ASS BOOMBOX IN OUR HOOD"

jesus christ, it'd be like living with Jaden Smith after joining BLM

>grunt from halo
mite b cool

>an American GI
Pretty normal roommate I suppose

Some character from Overwatch, as long as it isn't reaper it should be pretty good.

>a poison dragon from churning mists in FFXIV

Well, at least it's intelligent enough to converse with, if it doesn't kill me.

Does that cat have the Skyrim symbol on its head?

A random Guardsman in DoW: Soulstorm I guess? I dunno, I kinda nuked the enemy base and slaughtered the army with their buildings one and all so it could be any unit from the Ig, but let's take the iconic Guardsman.

Pretty cool I guess. Smokes all around, 40k war stories. Probably has some PTSD so I make sure to assert my worship to the God-Emperor so he doesn't shoot me and hide my Chaos and Tau miniatures

nigger from mgs5
>fucking kekongo

More like deaf, blind and dumb as bricks.

>random sandnigger from project reality

ah fuck not again

>lethice form CoC
>mfw about to become the first incubus in her dreams of world conquest
>mfw im actually going to eventually get someone to design incubus armor
>mfw im able to do it without the weird clawed feed and tail
>thispleasesthecock

i'd be okay with the horns. the only problem with this is that there are no Valkyries with which to break. on the bright side, i'll be 100 times better than that dumbass drider and minotaur king

>A german tiger 2 tank.

what do?

>a manipulative loli who scammed me out of my money, caused me to lose my sanity and push her into traffic

It's going to be awkward.

Game?

Mix Ore. a short 2-d indie game, you probably won't like it if you're not into those.

Senator Armstrong

The One Reborn from Bloodborne. probably smells like you guys and doesn't do his dishes. fuck

Some monolith soldier. I'm pretty fucked.

BF1

>Jack of Hearts
you fucking kidding me a fucking shade a roommate i'm dead before he even moves in with me

god dammit carlos

>that lack of trigger discipline

I think it was just a female withered nightfallen, so it's not great that's what it's fucking like

>mineshit zombie or it was skeleton?
>What's it like, user?
pretty shitty i guess.

>ork
i am dead.

I guess this could be pretty chill if I worship him enough.

The boss
Maybe i could get her to teach me the basics of CQC

>Female amazon statue made of bronze brought to life via magic
Fantastic

>security guard from the Tai Young facility in Human Revolution

Eh, not that bad I guess. The only annoying thing would be listening to him talk about how much fucking security clearance he has.

Only if you two are the same person.

>pic related
I think I'm gonna be alright

I hope you have good fire insurance.

Was playing the old PS1 Jojo game with my friend, who was playing Bastet. Mite b cool.

>just beat Diavolo in ASB

fuck this gay earth

It would get pretty annoying having his dick flopping around all over the place.

I'm scared to fall asleep

Russia isn't any better than the middle east desu

>This motherfucker.
I guess he can do cool magic tricks and stuff.

fun!

getthefuckdown.wav

21,000 polish troops. This is gonna be tight.

What vidya game?

She would call the cops on you, say it was the neighbors, move into your neighbor's house, eat all of their food while stealing their money and indoctrinating them, and then you would have to fight and kill her in the garden as the neighbor's house burns in the background.

>eat all of their food
why does this turn me on?

As long as he keeps his A.R.C plans out of the house

Skelton sorcerer

Fuuuu

>CoC
This is my guiltless pleasure too. But the last enemy I KILLED was a basic imp.

Dude. That's awesome!
Insight for days!

Zabierz kurwa te brudne skarpety z łóżka zasrana flejo

I'll never forget playing stalker the first time through.

>introduce monoliths to a faction
>they gun them down but let me live as a witness

2nd through

>introduce them to a faction
>keep my weapon out, pointing in their general direction
>they comply willingly and accepted into some factions
>dafuq.jpg

Well shit, same here but KF1.

>keeps knocking shit over with his rocket launcher/minigun arm
>keeps crying in the next room about his mom
>parties all night with his "children"
>have to replace windows constantly
>have to replace the doors constantly, doesn't use a key when the door's locked, just fucking blasts it open
>have to call the plumber constantly, keeps busting the pipes

>some twiggy ass elf girl in WoW
I will bully those ears and if its the last thing I'll do

The Rebel Flagship from FTL. Fuck. At least my death will be painless as I'm vaporised into dust

I don't think this is going to end well for me.

whisky and cigars 24/7

I just killed a bunch of high ranking faggots who had to team up against me and a crazy russian to kill us in the genocide ending of AC: FA. 5 against 2. I think the last one was this bitch though.

>phritvi mata
my room is a mess because she'll just run around the room with her shockwave and ice spear

A cloaker from Payday 2...

I'm Chechen and I find this post offensive
You should befriend some Chechens to know them better

>stormtrooper

Nice

If you can answer what game he is from I will gift it to you on steam. No reverse image searching either

Metal Slug 3?
Don't even want a game

A Pursuer from DaS2

I'm fucked.