What kind of video games do you get to play in Heaven?

What kind of video games do you get to play in Heaven?

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>2 hours of grinding
>remembering this bitch's stats
>buying her gifts constantly
>finally get to fuck her
>my guy comes in like 3 seconds and I have to do it all again

Wow, games were so realistic, even back then,

Hopefully not that shit.

>in Heaven

>tfw finally playing the full version years later

The full versions of all the flash games you could ever want, for free

The finished mgs v with no cut content
Better question, what games do you get to play in Hell?

No sin in heaven so no hentai and no free will.

That's not how it works, once your one with God, you'll feel as if you've lived his life and a rain of pure ecstasy will wash over your body as you fall into his subconscious understanding the universe And it's purpose while feeling whole and complete living for ever in his kingdom ,it's really something.

SMT If... english translation.

>once your
you're*

Yeah but what about video games?
Does God like vidya?

Vanilla Destiny

Does hell have video games?

An entire kusoge circle.

You were meant to tap the button not hold it.

After death, the only thing you will experience is eternal darkness.

It's almost certainly japanese oriented
I would say Disgaea games

You mean I have to play through Bloodborne AGAIN?

BRB church

But are there lolis?

Could God create a video game so difficult that not even I could beat it?

I hate to go back to the obvious, but it wouldn't be heaven without them.

>after death
>experience anything

Yeah, nah.
You'll just stop existing, but that's fine since it won't matter to you at that point.

Unless you've 1cc'd Final Fight on hard, you don't know SHIT about video games.

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>God
>I

Ha, got you. Don't you have better stuff to do, like giving little children cancer, or making the teams I bet on lose their games?

Games as Peter Molyneux hypes them.

i was scrolling past this on the front page
i opened it at the bottom
i slowly scrolled down and read the text at the top
then i scrolled down further and read "game over"

i got the good ending, i didn't look at the chicken
i looked THROUGH the chicken

Fine by me, that game was sweet

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that's good, I hadn't played that yet and it was in my backlog

That's really gay user

Translated Monobeno

Superman 64

This, you won't be aware of it so it doesn't matter. You just stop existing.
And that to me sounds perfect.
Imagine heaven, you get up there you can do whatever you want enjoy new things you never thought of. Now realise that after 800million years you've done everything absolutely everything twice even, you've mastered guitars, pianos, writing. Now you have still trillions of years to go with nothing to do.

Heaven sounds awful, just as bad as hell.

Fucking this.

I've always wondered this back when I use to follow the Catholic Church. The thought of heaven sounds cool and all but where's the conflict? The struggles of life are what make life, for better or worst, interesting. Heaven sounds like it could get boring after a while...

I'd imagine it's more of an eternal comforting peace than running around the afterlife mastering every Earthly skill before getting bored.

i don't care if it would suck to never be able to die
it sucks that you're going to die anyway

PS4 games because they have so much in common with heaven.
Like not existing.

Heh, I crack myself up.
Now don't mind me, I'll just get the balling rolling on this little waltz.
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
That's the kind of thing I can take home and show your mother.

amazing post dude

Y u do this? I was just about to go to bed.

Half Life 4

They regret to inform you that they skipped 3.

Yes, he already did. Its called life.

Man i remember spending so much time playingn simgirl, apparently there's a new one?

Thanks user, it's been a while since I had a good cry.

Why is Lize such a cunt?

You could always choose to reset your memories you know.

Everyday when you go to sleep, the temporary blankness before you have any dreams is probably what death is like.

Our mass still exists. We just become different forms of mass depending on your burial method.

What game?

>what games do you get to play in Hell?
Vidya hell Forces you beat impossible rom hacks on their actual hardware, failure to do so results in your genitals being dissolved in demon cum for the day, regenerated, and repeated the next

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>Sup Forums
>going to heaven

Dungeon Travelers 2, best dungeon crawler I've played in a very long time with a ridiculous amount of content.

Yeah its called losing your virginity

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtxp70tVHyM

Do you fuck things ?

no, but you do get to observe """""""monster""""""" girls in problematic positions

probably not enough quotes, but ah well

I wish we'd get a male fanservice game