ITT: We create a game, one mechanic at a time

ITT: We create a game, one mechanic at a time

I'll start
>You get more strength from being less clothed

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>your enemy always scales to you but your gear isn't taken into account, effectively making guards just a bunch of (you)s

>You get more strength from being less clothed
That's already a thing in Senran Kagura.

>you can rub qt elf ears

>When you are above 50% health all fights are QTE's

Stripping is just a side effect of activating Frantic mode. Clothing states have no effect on gameplay otherwise.

You get more dexterity from being more clothed.

You have to clear every level 100 times before you can advance to the next one

the heaver the gear the faster you go

The more time and effort you spend on character creation, the harder the game gets.

Your jump has a 1/100 chance of not responding to your button press

You can only move in the direction you're currently facing. Your character changes their heading based on the number of clothing items worn, each item is plus one degree clockwise on the compass. You must wear 180 pieces of clothing to walk south.

>tfw the level exit is slightly to your left

Every ability can be comboed into each other on any frame. Button mashing will cause you to cancel your attacks before they even hit.

the cost of items increases every time you save the game

You can suck NPCs dicks to gain special bonuses

Level = Age
Until level 5 you can't spend point to upgrade stats. The older you get the less point you have.
Above 60 you are forced to use decrease points, but you can choose which stats you want to decrease. Each level above 60 add one more decrease point to the previous level.

People would just strip their character naked and leave it off so they stay powered up. At that point their attention is not in the game anymore.

If you play as a nigger then the game cannot beaten and the AI will always cheat

But we've already established that they need to put on clothes for more dexterity, speed, and to turn their character.

In order to access the true ending you must have a 100% save file on the standalone DLC, sequel, and prequel but the prequel is stuck in development hell.

you have the option of staying the starter town and never leave, this creates the true end

There's only one button and it's not context sensitive. It cycles through a different possible action every few seconds. There's no on-screen indication as to what action it's on now, but the manual has a chart.

GOTY

Literally Satan, prince of darkness, lord of lies.
Fuck man, come on.

Altered beast

Primary stats you can increase at the character creation only. 0-10
>Strengh : 0 you get crushed by your own weight and die, 1 you can barely lift yourself, let alone anything else, and so on... at 10 you are one punch man.
>Agility : 0 you're paraplegic, 1 you are crippled, etc... at 10 you are sanic
>Charisma : basicly points here unlock physical customisation option, the less points here the less good looking options you get.
>Intelligence : at 0 you are basicly brain dead, 1 is extreme retard... at 10 you can see the code of the game and change it at your will (only if you, the player, know how to code that is otherwise you can just fuck up the game)
>Luck : 0 means the first thing you'll do in the game will kill you, at 10 you don't even have to do anything and you'll get the True Ending.

>If you die too much the game sets the difficulty lower for you. You can't change it back.

Forgot to mention : Every stats is at 0 by default, you only have 10 points to spend for everything.

FF8

>Savescumming locks the game at the lower difficulty and can't reach the real final level.
get rekt casuls

There is a 1 in 10000 chance to trip and break your neck.