No, they're not all emeralds, but they are all beryls, the same mineral with impurities

No, they're not all emeralds, but they are all beryls, the same mineral with impurities.
Whoever translated the name from ancient Echidna to English only saw the master emerald and assumed they were all green. It's an honest mistake, too late to change that.

That's chaotic as fuck, i'd rather not have all those names waving around, let's just call them chaos stones or... What's that big one we have? Oh yeah Emerald, neat, let's go with chaos emerald

>expecting objects of chaos to follow the rules

>Objects of chaos are all perfectly shaped diamonds and prime examples of natural geometry

He IS perfect after all, no wonder his objects also are

>perfectly shaped diamonds
>natural geometry

Sounds chaotic to me.

Exactly the opposite of what you'd expect. Sounds like chaos to me.

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Now THIS is some powerful autism. I'd say it's at least 719 autismorbs.

Because I have one right here.

Beryl is not a loli.

Why does that season have murder but not the last one?

Have you ever noticed how Sonic the Hedgehog doesn't look a damn thing like a hedgehog?

It's funny because Archie Sonic Comics actually had something called "Anarchy Beryls" as the alternate universe version of Chaos Emeralds.

>Why does that season have murder but not the last one?
I take it the anime deviated a bit from the manga, in that case?
Literally everyone dies in the manga.

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Put your hands up and turn around slowly!

Canned Furry 4 will be posted this sunday.

no everyone dies at the end of season 1 but then almost no one dies ever again, it got less extreme over time.

I would also say that Sonic isn't spinning, he's rolling, but after reading Part 7, I would understand why they call what Sonic does "spinning".

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Sonic is actually a ball. The cartoon hedgehog is an illusion.

When you think about it, the Chaos Beryls doesn't really roll off the tongue.

However, Chaos Beryl sounds like a kickass name for a final boss.

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT REAL EVIL IS

Wait a minute

WE

so biollante would lose?

Who fucking cares

It's the whole "Samus is a bounty hunter" situation.

Yes, it's a misnomer but it's a catchy misnomer.

it just works

So what is Samus in the Japanese versions?

see that rail
you can grind on it.

A weak anime waifu girl.

A mercenary, I think. When someone told Japan what a bounty hunter actually does, they screamed "SAMUS DOESN'T DO THAT!"

WUZ

GREEN IS WORST SPECIAL STAGE

>maxixe
>not just sapphire