Things that shit on 5-year old you

Things that shit on 5-year old you.

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My uncle

This is literally artificial difficulty: the game

It shits on my 23 year old self

Age 5: Why would I want to play this game when Zelda exists?

Age 30: Holy shit, why would I want to play Zelda when Dragon Quest does exploration, item collection and NPC interaction better?

10th level in Sheep Dog'n Wolf
at the time i didnt know i could jump on the wheels inside the room with the red monster and i didnt know any English.

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hell now that I think about it, i couldn't even get that far at age 5. so I guess this instead.

my father

Not figuring out the running jump in SMW

Thankfully I have an older brother who helped me with this part

I couldn't get past the ice levels. You needed some autistic level of pixel perfect jumping to get through that. The idea for the game was amazing, but it just fell apart in practice.

This
Also the trample level from the Lion King videogame on Genesis. The game itself was hard as balls but that level was a pain in the ass.
Also Battletoads and THAT fucking level.

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my first dos game. And the worst game I have ever played.

World 3-3 in Super Mario Land. Now its easy as hell, but back then I hit every single spider.

I remember starting a new game multiple times here when I accidentally saved down here. I fucking hated these things when I was younger, but now I love them since I know how to wall jump now.

I was actually 8 but I never got far in this one, I hardly even made it past the first level most of the times.

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I couldn't wall jump at all back then either. I finally made it out and decided I wouldn't ever do that part again unless I had space jump first.

anything ninja gaiden related on the NES

I knew about the pause trick, thanks to Nintendo Power. I could never get past the 5th boss though, because it doesn't work on it.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NO PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

>spam magic
>eat nut
>spam more magic

gee wiz

Fucking PTSD for years, man

beating this stage was my proudest ever moment in a game. Of course I was closer to 20 than 5...

>tfw you have like half a second to attack him

My sister

I couldn't wall jump for the life of me at that point. I finally managed to get out by bomb jumping all the damn way to the top.

>game doesn't have invincibility frames
>bats will dissolve your life bar in half a second

>go to blockbuster
>rent secret of mana
>still has my save game
>it starts raining outside
>clear out Undine's temple
>fighting in snow field later
>some other forest I can't remember the name too
never again will I attain this max level of comfiness
youtube.com/watch?v=k09qvMpZYYo

I laughed. Probably because I came here to post exactly that

There's a shortcut in the first platform up, dude

i have never seen this art thank you

>have to wait for weapon gauge to fully reload if I want to do any significant damage
Why the FUCK did they think this was a good idea?