FUCKING BATS

why is it bats? why is it always bats? what is about them that makes them the most annoying enemy in every videogame you ever play? even in games with other flying enemies, it's always bats.

so let's have a thread about them.

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FRED FUCHS

I don't get it, i posted a cute girl, the thread was bound for success.

bump for interest

Bats are always the worst. Fuck Swoopers in Mario games.

Some things just aren't meant to be.

>bats in Crypt of the Necrodancer

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woobat is cuter

Best doujin coming through.

Needs a sequel.

I just realized zubats have no feet and it's grossing me out

Devs think bats are like humming birds that can move freely with 6DOF.

sauce?

Bats are just batty man they have too much front velocity.

I'm on no-fap september, could you PLEASE stop posting that kind of shit?

They are hard to hit and so hard to stop them from doing whatever they're trying to do. It generally takes a disproportionate amount of time to actually land an attack on one. They're weak and so you end up fighting a large number of them. So now you have a large number of very difficult to hit enemies, which basically fly around doing whatever the fuck they want.

And since they are a "weak" enemy, you will run into them far more frequently than other "stronger" enemies.

reverse image pulls up a name jingai shunman by toumasu.

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Zubat is still cute.

dumb fucking bats in downwell
keep tracking and tracking and tracking and tracking
shit fuck

sauce

Don't hate the bat, be the bat.

everyone, you know what to do.

FUCKING

WINGED

NIGGERS

#BATLIVESMATTER #STAYWOKE

Bats have given me more trouble than those red eye shitters

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WE

Why would you fap to a bug?

Is this a mod? Why are bats and fatbats showing up in Basement?

WUZ BOSS FIGHTS AN SHEEIIIT

>bug
reeled me, m8

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Bats are the only animals able to bring rabies on isolated islands. Fuck bats.

>dragon's dogma
>hard mode
>new playthrough

POSTING THE UNDISPUTED KING OF ASSHOLE BATS

I don't know why but I really want to breed zubats now

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but what if they bug me?

Waifu material

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This would be cute without those fuck-retarded turnip legs

i would

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>trying to play aria
>get decent first level
>break open first wall of second level
>two bat dens leak out
>suicide

>wootposting

>inb4 bats the rouge

bats are cute, and eat bugs. don't blame them for your third world hospital care.

>fucking bats
Anyone remember playing a really badly drawn flash game on newgrounds where you plays as like, a stickman and you can go into a cave and fuck a badly drawn anime bat?

>I don't know why but I really want to breed with zubats now
ftfy

luv me sum qt bat girls

>implying you wouldn't a flying turnip

I love everything about this image.

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you got something you wanna share with the rest of the class?

i just farted and it was the most rancid thing possible
i had to leave the room and wipe down after a fart that rancid
shit is still in the air

not him, just thought you all would want to know that

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Legs are part of the charm.

Rabies has a 100% fatality rate. Literally no one has lived through it.

>scan the cook
>box actually says moth flour in braille

>big eyes

>No Fap

when will this meme die? You're not improving your life, literally not masturbating for a week is enough to restore normal testosterone levels and boost your confidence.

Is there any Monster Girl that you wouldn't?

>that nose
>those lips

vore

I'm not trying to improve anything, it's just a challenge.

Yeah, centaurs
Horse vaginas are disgusting

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you're afraid they'll suck your blood.

yo nigga i waana FUCK that zubat

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no, as long as they weren't into vore.

the better question is: is there any monster girl that would me?

the answer: unlikely

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Post Bubats

Lewd. You might enjoy this.
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Just lie, nobody hear will know.

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As long as you have a functioning dick between your legs, the MGQ monsters would be all in.

If you're a woman, you can join them in molesting men.

Best Bat

the mgq ones are into some weird shit so i'd probably just kill them out of principal

Nah

No

>Literally no one has lived through it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabies#Prognosis
>In unvaccinated humans, rabies is almost always fatal after neurological symptoms have developed.
>in unvaccinated humans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabies_vaccine
>Vaccination after exposure, PEP, is highly successful in preventing the disease if administered promptly, in general within 6 days of infection.
>Begun with little or no delay, PEP is 100% effective against rabies. In the case of significant delay in administering PEP, the treatment still has a chance of success.

You are 100% retarded. No vaccine for that, I'm afraid.

Good taste.

>humanshit

The mermaid and the harpy. The mermaid is a bitch and the harpy is flat. The centaur is is a grey area.

>a qt shygirl will never suck the soul out of your dick

Post bat tits you sluts

I've always been fascinated with bats but whenever I mention it being a favorite animal it's always the same two responses either
> You're a Batman fan?
or
> Somebody has a vampire fetish
I just like fucking bats is that a problem?

Vaccination only happens if you've been bitten. It's still 100% fatal.

>Mero
>A bitch
???

Nope.

>I just like fucking bats
>is that a problem?

>bleach poster

Leave

>wouldn't Papi because she's flat

But that's the best part!

Shit taste.