Why don't video game characters shit or take showers?

Why don't video game characters shit or take showers?

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Because it's boring.

Because it's shit

In The Sims 2 when my sims in college had a lot of downtime before the final exams I'd use the testing cheat to drag their moods down and make them shit for 12+ hours.

>you smelled my fart during gym, didn't you?
>you get horny whenever I talk about poop

But what about their other needs

I didn't give a shit. They'd be lonely, starving, and smell awful but they couldn't do anything about it because they were endlessly shitting.

nah, I just dragged those back up

They do. Every time you quite the game, in the time before you start it back up.

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Travis Touchdown does

i know im a degenerate just please give me source

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HNNNNGGG

I hope this turns into scat

GIRLS DON'T POOP

where is his penis?

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scat is the true patrician fetish

Well, go on.

You have to in The Ship.

He pulled it inside with the power of anger alone