Kokiri

How the fuck do they reproduce?

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They never age, so they don't have to.

They' re SPIRITS of the forest, you fucktard.

The official explanation is that they're born from the Deku Tree.

The great deku tree of course, how else would they you pedo creep?

Spores

I hope that BotW explains exactly how/why they became Koroks, more than just "they took these forms" like the Deku Tree says in WW

Notice how you have to get really close to them before they fade into existence? And how they're called "spirits of the forest"? Also that creepy little girl shows up where the guy was unconscious in the lost woods and basically tells you he's dead now. They're not flesh.

they fug

Watch Miyamoto say that they don't have genders the same way toadettes and toads don't have genders

Fucker wants to ruin every series he sees. One word from him gets all the drones to accept his word like gospel and render every former game like TTYD and Majora's mask to be not canon

Of course they aren't, they eventually become weird wood-leaf people

The Deku Tree was feeling lonely so he called all the girl Kokiris and raped them with his underground wooden cock. Their children were the Koroks.

>Miyamoto
gamespot.com/articles/nintendo-reveals-the-toads-gender-secret/1100-6423610/
>Koichi Hayashida
Keep memeing though.

Link aged, dumbass.

Link isn't a Kokiri, dumbass.

A-user...

>Link
>Kokiri

Link is a Hylian, genius. And she doesn't even bear a single resemblence to them.

>she
Zelda Is a boy,retard.

>falling for obvious bait
Way to stereotype Zelda fans

well Link has pointy ears and blue eyes like Kokiri do

also
>she

These posts are bait

I want to give a hard dicking to the smug blonde.

The Great Deku tree impregnates the kokiri girls with his tentacles while the kokiri boys get cuck'd and masturbate.

Read Bad Zelda to find out!

Hylians have pointy ears and blue eyes too

samefag

Exactly. My point is that there isn't zero resemblance like said

I can tell by her smile that she is not wearing pantsu. Malon loves feeling the cool breeze on her bald vulva. She loves grinding herself while riding epona too.

>tfw you will never play this game for the first time ever again

good. Egoraptor proved its a shit game even by 1998 standards.

>tfw you will play BotW for the first time in a few months

Keep going m8, I'm fapping over here

oh boy another boring empty mmo crafting simulator like No Mans Lie.

> listening to fagoraptor

But we've already seen more gameplay in the 1% of the world demo than the every single NMS trailer/demo combined.

I think you mean Arin of Game Grumps

If you haven't watched him play it you will realise he is absolute garbage at it.

>Wahhh, I can't go to Death Mountain right away in Ocarina of Time
>Can't go do Death Mountain right away in Link to the Past either

It's also a stupid complaint. The kind of faggot that would want to have all of Samus's abilities from the start of a Metroid.

Who does Zelda fuck if she doesn't fuck Link?

This, I named every save file Zelda because you play as Zelda who is obviously a boy and save Hyrule!

>This is a lie of April Fool
s Day of 2014

the fuck did they mean by this?

also who's the very last zelda with huge tiddy

ALBW. I don't know why she has them, but I'm not complaining

link between worlds

ALBW, have you not played it?

Every non-toon Zelda's boobs were enhanced in that pic though, don't expect them to be like that.

>LBW Zelda is a shortstack with huge tits

She might sometimes and might not other times. It's never confirmed one way or the other in any game.

ALBW

Why is knowing that important to you?

>She might sometimes and might not other times. It's never confirmed one way or the other in any game.

It's deconfirmed in OoT since TP Link is OoT Link's descendant

Because it's interesting? it might also explain why both Kokiri/Korok don't show up in any of the Downfall/Child timelines.

It was a joke the artist did for April Fool's Day, as if Nintendo had made a slice of life anime starring every Princess Zelda.

The star would have been Supershow Zelda.

>It's deconfirmed in OoT since TP Link is OoT Link's descendant

How does TP Link being OoT Link's descendant deconfirm that? It would just mean TP Link and Zelda are relatives.

>deconfirmed

It's not deconfirmed at all though. TP takes places hundreds of years after OoT, it's still a very real possibility. Hell Link is buried in the royal graveyard and the only somewhat romantic interaction OoT Link has with any female is the little dialogue Zelda has with him in the flashback in MM.

And WW/PH too since ST Link is some random shmuck despite Zelda being Tetra's great-granddaughter. On the other hand ST itself and especially SS hint at those Links and Zeldas getting together.

As for OoT Link, it was almost certainly Malon due to everything about TP Link.

>Notice how you have to get really close to them before they fade into existence
thats the 64 shit draw distance you idiot

don't forget ruto :^)

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Why can't we get a Toon/cartoon Link crossover?

Nintendo would never allow Link to do something as impure as bedding multiple partners

>And WW/PH too since ST Link is some random shmuck despite Zelda being Tetra's great-granddaughter.

He would be a random schmuck if Zelda was Link's grandaughter

>And WW/PH too since ST Link is some random shmuck despite Zelda being Tetra's great-granddaughter.

Every Zelda is an ancestor/descendant of another Zelda. It's a toss up whether any given specific Link is related to each other or to a Zelda.

There was way more of a romantic interaction with Ruto. Zelda barely did anything. Hell, Malon and Nabooru both showed more interest in Link than Zelda did.

Why would that imply the bedding of multiple partners

No.

Kokiri pop in and out at MUCH shorter distances than any other NPC

Can't forget Saria either

Because TP Link clearly isn't royalty.

What is Zelda 2 for 500, Trebek!

>almost certainly Malon

Except this is completely untrue. There is no shred of evidence to support this. "He lives on a ranch" is meaningless because 1) If he was a descendant of Malon's he would own the ranch and he clearly doesn't 2) It's not in the right place to be LonLon 3) They are a goat ranch, not cow or even horses, Epona is the only one 4) Link is the only Hylian in the village, everyone else is a regular human. Link knowing Epona's song isn't even a thing, since Ilia knows it too. I think that waifu wars regarding OoT Link is moronic because at the end of the day we just don't know and it's also a completely trivial detail.

Is link between worlds zelda supposed to be a dwarf?

..so? That doesn't automatically rule out the idea that TP Link and Zelda are distant cousins.

Because the body pillows would sell out immediately

But it's fun,

On a ranch?

The shit with Ruto was completely one-sided. Nabooru obviously is out of the question. Rewatch the MM cutscene with Zelda, it's much more intimate and tender than any other interaction he has with other females. The way she speaks implies that it's mutual as well.

I think the artist just drew her like that because everyone's 3D model in ALBW is a chibi.

Gaijin dick, thought from time to time an offspring is more hylian than kokiri, that's how Link was born.

>the same way toadettes and toads don't have genders
That why there's the exclusively female toadette right?

What does this post have to do with the one you replied to? Zelda lives in the castle, Link lives on the ranch. The bloodlines were obviously split on their mother's side at some point leading Link to be a humble rancher whereas Zelda was born into the royal family.

Yes, on a ranch.

TP wasn't that long after OoT. It only seems like a few generations

>and it's also a completely trivial detail
Is not

Isn't it something like 400 years? Because WW and TP take place the same amount of time after OoT.

They also draw her like this

Pretty sure it's at least in the hundreds. Probably not as far into the future as WW but far enough. I mean the entire geography of Hyrule has changed.

>Isn't it something like 400 years? Because WW and TP take place the same amount of time after OoT.

Where did they say that? WW was probably over a thousand years and the world has changed enormously to reflect that. Hyrule has barely changed at all in TP.

I think you're reading into that cutscene way too much. Almost every other major girl showed more affection or romantic interest in Link than Zelda did, and we have no clue what Link himself was actually thinking.

they're like seeds/nuts

they just fall off the tree when they're ready

by budding

>The tits on LTTP

But we do know with Zelda. In the flashback she says "I'll never forget the days we spent in Hyrule together..." Link and Zelda were together for a period of time before he left to find Navi. That's more "commitment" than any other girl, except probably Saria, but she's clearly just Link's friend. Taking only in-game dialogue and evidence between the two games, you have one-sided affection for all the girls towards Link EXCEPT Zelda who Link spent time with. Moving forward into TP, taking all the in-game evidence for a particular girl you have everyone at 0 except Zelda, since Link is buried in the royal graveyard in Castle. That's Zelda 1, everyone else 0. Remember that in TP Link was not known as a hero, so to get into the castle he would obviously have to be close with someone in the royal family.

Do you think they fuck for shits and gigs?

Reminder that the Zelda Wiki officially have Sheik as a user of 'male pronouns.'

Do they even have genitals?

Presumably? I mean they have a sense of decency to wear clothes, and Mido was fascinated by Saria - you might call it attraction

...

LoZ and AoL feature the same Link, with the sequel taking place a couple of years after the first. But the Zelda in AoL is an ancient princess from centuries ago, while LoZ has the current-day Princess. So that era has 2 Zeldas. Do you think they like each other?

He only aged because he left the Kokiri Forest against all warnings. Didn't you play the fucking game, dumbass?

He aged because he's a hylian

Doesn't Sheik never refer to herself using explicit pronouns in OOT?

What about Hyrule Warriors? She's referred to as a girl by everyone in my language, but it's not English.

They never age and wouldn't really die in the forest
Also their brains degenerate so they're childlike forever

>Also their brains degenerate so they're childlike forever
??>?

It really doesn't matter because moon doesn't have pronouns. It would all be up to whoever's localizing it. And we all know Nintendo has never had bad localizers.

They don't. The Great Deku Tree formed the Kokiri from the forest spirits. He chose human-like children so Link could have peers. It backfired since all the Kokiri (except Saria) didn't like Link.

>And we all know Nintendo has never had bad localizers
I hope this is sarcasm.