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AWAY AWAY

YOU. ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

AWAY! AWAY!

Everyone lives at cinematic 24 fps

Does any gentleman know where can I find blood to cure my gonorrhea??
A week ago I had sexual encounters with this woman, let's say she came from underground Yharnam, don't judge me, I'm not very proefficient at talking with females in higher classes.

OH GOD HELP ME

Guys, I'd never thought about this, but while we all agree that our city looks really fucking cool, doesn't it also give off a creepy vibe? Who the fuck came up with this style of architecture?

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Anyone else think Amelia is a serious qt?

Ahh, Kos, or some say Kosm…

Why would you care sir? Are you suggesting that outsiders might be scared from the looks of our city??
Then that's a good situation if you ask me..

NEVER EVER EVER!


Did I do it right guys?
Can I suck Sony's cock right?
guys guys guys guys is Sony /ourcompany/?

Sure it's /outsider/ here

What might this "Sony" company be, good sir? Are they perhaps enterpreneurs sponsored by the Healing Church?

Can you fucking believe this, I had a guy knock on my door during the night, it was one of the new hunters and not only did he expect me to open my door, he was a fucking outsider... The depths of depravity.

A reminder to all our Yharnamites to not flush your pet pigs away. They end up in our sewers and make it very difficult for our city workers to efficiently clean them. Just recently one person was found trampled to death and defecated on. Please keep this in mind and be considerate of your fellow city dwellers.

In other news, local doctors warn against 2nd hand use of blood vials. Please for your own safety use your own vials and don't inject after others. Old Yharnam is still closed for repairs.

Just scream and he'll go away.

YOU'RE FAGGOTS ALL OF YOU WITHOUT EXCEPTION.
Fucking roleplay fags are the worst.
The arrival of you folks only heralds the demise
of any worthwhile discussion of the game.

Read the thread

Got a spot o' brain twitch there friend? Ought pop round to ol' Iosefka's clinic and get a spot of sedative. It'll bring you right around clear it will.

NO I WILL NOT READ THE THREAD YOU FUCKING NIGGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We know whose fault it is

Is this babys first bait?

YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE

Oh fuck you. What do mean read the thread? Huh? Like thats some kind of justifiable retort. You think I'm a fucking faggot like you who posts without even reading the thread. I have read this thread a thousand times over. I can debate you over every single statement made in this here thread.
I challenge you faggots to come up with any actual discussion of the game.
What went through your head when you made this thread?
>We'll post like the the fucking characters of game for no good reason
what does that even achieve?

AH, YOU WERE AT MY SIDE ALL ALONG, MY ____________

Guys. I think I need the healing church. I fugged Arianna and now I have fucking claws. Can someone call Mr Laurence?

INSIDES ON THE OUTSIDE

MY BLOOD, YOU'VE SPILLED MY BLOOD!

guys im telling you, the new cure the church is giving is a miracle, it cured my wife of her skin desease, now she is better than ever, only thing weird is that sometimes she stares at the moon for a few minutes, also I noticed that she gets angry more often, might be my imagination tough

Waifu for laifu.

What the fuck is this dudes problem?

Seriously guys send help

I live in old Yharnam. They say its an up and coming neighbourhood.

Wife got eaten by him, nigga's crazy, his old buddy isn't there to help him.

The fucking beasts all over the shop. Soon, you'll be one of them, too...

He's a slave to tentacle gods and wants to be free but can't because there must always be a LICH KING.

There were beasts all over the shop.

>kosfags
Who /kosm/ here

Wtf is Yharnam, some new Dark Souls DLC?

He had two daughters.

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>having sex

Blood is way better than sex you fuck. I don't get why people still do that nowadays.

Did you at least get some of that sweet, intoxicating blood from her?

GRANT US EYES, GRANT US EYEEEEES
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mmm... ooooh, what's that smell?
oh, it sings to me...
Enough to make a man sick...
it's _____________

Who here /oldyharnam/?
Sure is great we have this chain gun to keep outsiders out.

Legit question, did she shove the cord part up her clam or did she somehow get pregnant from the smurf aliens?

they seem to just kinda have enough insight and get pregnant.

I'd do her while she's pregnant tbqh.

she was turning people into celestial emissaries and most likely beckoned some great one with their help who fucked her on that very table

So now that the Good Hunter killed the moon presence and has allowed us to transcend the hunt , can we all agree that Laurence did nothing wrong ?
He wanted to do good.

>May the old blood guide you, Hunter.

> Get ending where you wake from hunters dream
> Go to clinic and see her sitting there.
> She remembers you but you don't remember her
> End up raising eldrich child with her.
> Go Bourne and end up remembering everything
What do?

Trips

Fellow Yharnamites, what's the most ridiculous lie that a foul outsider ever told you?

Anybody wanna do some bro-op? I will guide you through the game if u want user. Give me a pw and I shall join you on your quest.

Laurence probably wanted to help people but he was also a fool with complete disregard to scientific methods who ran away with some Byrgenwerth secrets without fully understanding side effects.
Though props to him for advancing further than anyone in the attempt of controlling the beast form, if church continued his experiments instead of sealing them, they could probably find a way to control and suppress beast transformations.

Bloodborne PC release

i would rather go with yandere nun or true Iosefka if it was possible to save her, hell she was interested in Hunter

One time an outsider told me blood was bad for us. That it was what was turning people into beasts.

That lying little fucker.

THIS BOARDS FINISHED

Bloodborne is the best one

It's a bit of fun. Lighten up you fucking miserable nihilist.

that Iosefka's clinic is a safe haven. Now I'm an AyyLmao.

>mfw I parry Maria visceral her womb out and use it as an onahole

ITS THA BLUD

that stench

smells like you stranga

being a last sane Choir researcher sure has its bonuses
so many test subjects running around...

Uh guys? Some big bastard of a crow's been landing on my roof and keeping me up at night. I haven't seen it yet but I can hear it's constant squawking. And when it lands, it always leaks it's stinking shit breath down my chimney. Thing stinks like a damn slaughterhouse! How do I scare the fucker away?

I just whacked her face with the Holy Blade untricked until she begged me to stop, only to retort with more whacking.

Why am I in a shitty town in a shitty game

My impression or the beast claws are better without the rune?

>EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What did she mean by this?

Can't wait.

No.

for pve they are better with rune
for pvp without it because they have a better dash attack

WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL

>you will never break into the clinic in Milkweed form and give fake Iosefka a lot of special love with your tentacles

...theyre bringing crime, they're blasphemous murderers, blood crazed fiends...

DAYUM!! ye i see dat ass, dat ass is PHAT! nigga stand back cuz I'm finna hit DAT! ye i go hard! i go deep! girl its all night long we don't need no sleep!!!

Well I mean, have you given one of them hunters a chance? I've seen them do absolutely horrid things but boy were they good at doing them.

hey everyone it's me again yeah you know waddup it's yo boi in the house, yo check it i laid some dope memes on ya'll right here but you ain't droppin them (You)s, like i said it's right here in case ya'll missed it, it's fresh, it's dope, you know how i do

Have any of you you all been to the forest lately? I tell you hwat, there are some strange goings on there and I do not like it, I swear I saw a bundle of snakes wrapped around a mans head, it ain't right I tell ya.

You think she would welcome you, even though you're not a true Great One?

oh, her opinion is pretty irrelevant
she's a crazed evil woman who deserves a little punishment

false Iosefka did nothing wrong

Well here is a question, since you can become an infant Great One, do they have the power to shape shift?

Well just go to the church or the clinic like everybody else? If you want to buy some cheap blood on the black market and just worsen your condition be my guest.

If the Old Ones are so great why did they need humans to mate?

TRUE MENTOR

Ohhhh someone's bringing the truth!

Come on user, trying to reach greater enlightenment via insight isn't a particularly evil deed. Go ask the good folk at the School of Mensis, they'll clear up your misconception. Iosefka is pure!

there is never enough fake iosefka lewds

now watch me YOUUUUUUUUUU crank dat powder keg YOUUUUUUUUUU crank dat powder keg and then stake drive dat HOOOOOOOOOOOO

do you smell burnt toast

What would happen if neo-moot develops (You) vials?

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Anybody seen Gascoigne? His daughters looking for him and his wife too. Seriously what the fuck?

lmfao

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