Can we have a nep thread...

Can we have a nep thread? /vg/ mods ban you for expressing an opinion that is contrary to the opinions of people who are obsessed with thinking that the Neptunia characters are all gay for each other, so I really hate having to post in that cancerous place.

Post you favorite neps ITT

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I really like the parody of the video game industry in Re;Birth 3.

>Nep
>not gay for each other

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HERE WE GO
GOOD TO GO

They aren't. There are isolated examples of sexually suggestive interactions, but they are pure fan service meant to cater to the demographic of autistic yurifags. They don't indicate an underlying homosexual romance narrative.

Noire has no friends

nepgen pls fuck off with your shitty forced memes

Shut up!

In the future please start your threads with variants on "Look at this nep".

This.
The real reason people shit on that SRPG is because of the male self insert that destroys the fantasies of the yurifags.

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Unigear is an exception though.

Not played this but I've been on the verge of buying Rebirth 1 for weeks, just don't know if I should pull the trigger will steam friends delete me?

>just got the Ascension Ending in VII
I wish they'd stop doing this shit where they gave you a purposefully unsatisfying ending if you don't grind shares and set specific flags that it's entirely possible to miss by playing normally.

Like okay, I get the whole "normal end" / "true end" thing but for fuck sake don't punish me after 30 hours of playing with an ending where you literally tell me to go get the proper ending.

Screw your friends if they forsake you for embracing the Nep side of the force.

Don't pay more than ten bucks for it.
And it depends on what kind of people are on your friends list.
Personally, I'd mock you for playing it.

I unironically enjoyed noire's game for 100 hours
Praise lastation CPU

Saying that neps are canonically gay for each other because of some suggestive jokes in the script is like saying that Nepgear canonically fucks dogoos because of those scenes in the games and anime where dogoos are crawling up into her clothes.

She does it for shares.

Nepgear also canonically murdered other Neps.

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I play Nep for DNA of the soul.

There is like this one avatarfag on nepgen, and that is OP, who constantly spams "neps are straight" every thread and samefagging with himself.
Despite no one giving him attention, he's paranoid enough to spout ad hominems every time some yuri images are posted.
Literally autism.

nice try fag. Autists like you get shut down by multiple people every time you try to pull your crap. You're lucky that the mods are literally banning people for saying that neps are straight because otherwise you would be even more of a laughingstock than you already are. It's sad that you have to hide behind the mods to enforce your delusion in the threads.

NISA will never carry out justice with Nep ever again.

Yet you refuse to comment on Unigear and Vert's infatuation with little girls/Nepgear.

No one cares about NISA

these games are so fucking bland and boring

>unigear
Literally just more headcanon delusion like nep and noire

>Vert and Nepgear
uhhh how dumb are you? Obviously it's because vert wants a little sister.

How's it feel to know Uni's a cuck because Gear would rather be sexed by Vert while surrounded by BL posters?

None of them are really gay with the possible exception of Vert, but even then she just wants a little sister.

That's my biggest complaint with the series, I went in expecting yuri teasing and what I got was a bunch of nothing like Lily Rankings that imply there is supposed to be yuri teasing.

They didn't overpromise and underdeliver though. If you want something that's truly bland, try Sean's stuff.

Feels like a very good girl.

>A bunch of neckbearded white manchildren make a shitty game
>Intelligent japanese women make a work of art
pottery.

I thought the Normal End in VII was better. It was more emotional.

Plus we're never going to get best girl Uzume ever again, so at least in the Normal Ending she gets to go out in a cool way.

>Plus we're never going to get best girl Uzume ever again
She's in the new game that's coming out in October.

Uni is the straightest member of the cast. She has canonical robot love interests.

Finished RB1

DL'ing RB2.

Lemme help you out, user-kun. Do you want an RPG that requires depth or do you want cute girls doing cute things with campy dialouge along with very simple combat?

If the latter no but if the former yes.

Also if your friends delete you just for downloading a game about cute anime girls, they probably weren't your friends to begin with.

>post one yuri picture
>the likes of you being so insecure you have to make 10 followed up posts to attack people and self-comfort
That's what I observed.

K-sha is yuri and yandere as fuck though.

K-Sha is canonically gay, yeah. She literally confesses that she loves Noire, so that's pretty clear cut.

The rest is headcanon delusion, though.

Nepgear has a Kuro womb tattoo.

True. But Noire doesn't play along, was hoping she would.

This thread badly needs best Nep.

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Headcanon this headcanon that
You'll never recognize how annoying you are
Can't you see others are just trying to have fun?
>inb4 some posters were driven out of /vg/

You're right, user-kun. Though I'd say pic related is a candidate for that title.

You should give a chance to steamax uni, I know it must be hard for you to look for other robots, but cfw Brave died long ago, and steamax is a well intentioned husbando tier robot, don't be shy, and be happy

Blanc doesn't wear underwear.

Wrong.

Could Steamax put it in without anyone noticing him?

Excellent taste user, but i'd say that title belongs to pic related

Judge by yourself

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I concur, so I must post this.

I would cum inside Uzume but I would stick around to help raise the child.

best girl

nep nep

Nepgear is cute! Cute!

Who's getting this when it comes out next month?

These threads are always shit, just neckbeards claiming their 'neps' and /u/fags getting pissed off at the neckbeards.

Both without enough evidence to have their wants be true.

youtube.com/watch?v=ffDCkIvy0_A
BEST NEP SONG

If it's good, might just wait for PC.

A friend of mine that absolutely despises all forms of anime, refers to fans of anime and anyone with even the slightest interest in Japan as a weeaboo, hasn't deleted me from his friends list. You're probably safe, my man. Besides if anyone deletes you for playing a game you enjoy then they're not worth a moment of your time.

I've known this guy for a decade though soooooooooooo...

Should've gotten it when it was on Humble bundle.

So what nep game should I start with? There are so many that im kinda lost and I need a waifu

If there is one thing that the games do fantastically it's the design of the robot characters. CFW Brave how I miss you. You didn't have to die.

Start with ReBirth 1 and play in order.

RB1 - RB2 - RB3 - Megadimension VII.

Just know that RB1 takes place in a different world and is mostly unrelated to the other games. RB2 -> RB3 -> Megadimension VII are all connected.

You start with the first on steam

So each game has different Neptunia? I thought it's the same heroine in all games.

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I want to add something this I say you start with RB1 even though it's unconnected to the other games because RB2 actually doesn't have Neptune as the main character. It has Nepgear, who is more of a serious protagonist, and less funny for some people. You play RB1 first to get a taste of the main star of the series, then you do the other games to get into the mainline story.

>/vg/
>mods

Don't fucking lie to me and just say you want to post outside of your containment thread

Neptune is the protagonist in every mainline Neptunia game except ReBirth 2.

The spinoff games sometimes have different protagonists, but the only character to be the star of a mainline game besides Neptune is Nepgear, her younger sister.

Wouldn't it be fucking weird if the next mainline game connected to rebirth 1?

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no lie. The /vg/ mods literally ban people for saying that neptunia characters are straight.

The ending doesn't allow it purefoire never ever ;_;

Will do, tell me your waifus kinda anons, so I can shit on them if there not the same as mine

Ty btw :^)

And Plutia. She fucked Noire.

There's only one acceptable waifu. Maybe two if you count Nepgear.

Thanks user, I don't like to post my nep without a shitty excuse

Ill put that to the test

No. Could be 3.

how do neps copulate?

By me having sex with them.

oops, good point. How could I forget big nep?

Hey guys i have a re birth 3 question, do i need to get the good ending to unlock the cpu candidates, or do i have to get the true ending to unlock them?

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Explain further

Play the vanilla so you can truly appreciate the advancement of the game mechanics. The story in the vanilla version is good, gameplay wise, it's an acquired taste.

If re;birth 1 is any indication, I'd assume you have to fulfill specific requirements to unlock the plans for them.

I have no clue how, but when the last dungeon was opened in RB1, I somehow unlocked the plan to unlock Uni.

I'm guessing your shares have to be a certain amount for each land to unlock them.

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True ending only. Only way to platinum the game too because you need the candidates for the Lily rank trophies.

unlocking CPU candidates in ReBirth 1 is just a matter of shares. You need 50% shares in a particular nation in order to unlock the character, and 30% I believe in order to get the plan that unlocks them. You probably had 30% shares in Laststation and got Uni's plan as a result.

Pururut deserves more love.

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