Go into game stop

>Go into game stop
>Buying Nintendo game
>Prentend you don't know the name of it and you're buying it for someone else
>"I'm supposed to get Smash Bros and Yarn Yoshi.. I think?"

I can't be the only one.

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>go to eb games
>turn around and go to JB Hi Fi instead
Classic Australia

>Go into game stop

There a specific reason you don't use Amazon or a similar site? Or you just bullshitting for this thread?

Get help from a professional

>being such a beta that you have to lie to a minimum wage cashier that most likely gives zero shits about your life

Yes, you are the only one. No one is this insecure about their hobbies. Why should you care what a gamestop clerk will think of you anyway?

>Being such a beta that you can't confidently buy video games

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>"I'm supposed to get"
That makes it ten times worse, OP.
It's like you're sent by your mom to get your little brother his games.

You're really this much of a social wreck?

Yeah wtf is up with eb games prices? I can't believe anyone would buy from there

The way I said it was implying that I was getting it for a sister or brother's child (as I'm 22) for their birthday or christmas. I pretended to check my phone before hand to make sure it was realistic.

I just go off the bat.

The people working there grew up playing videogames like I did and the DM's my age.

There's no point in trying to fool anybody, they've seen who attends launch parties.

You're pathetic, user.

>The way I said it was implying that I was getting it for a sister or brother's child
Nah, it's interpreted as "I'm the big brother sent to the game store with money from my parents to get the game for my little brother."

You can also ask if they gift wrap. You know they'll say no, and they don't know the game is actually for you.

>to make sure it was realistic.
jesus dude, you need to get out more. as do I

JB makes me mad. Do they only employ young hipster fags who only listen to JJJ?

I don't know why you think this is the case but it really is not

Jesus user

>Nintoddlers are this autistic

>I pretended to check my phone before hand
I hope you know GameStop stores have surveillance cameras at the registers. They have video proof you looked at nothing.

I do this when I order two burritos so the don't think I'm a disgusting human being

This literally just happened. I feel like such a moron

>go to Gamestop to pick up a PSV
>cute girl at the counter
>ask for the PS Vita
>she picks it out and charges me
>I use my card to pay for it
>asks me to sign the receipt
>after I sign it i decide to make a move on the cute girl
>"hey is this your number on the receipt?"
>"...no?"
>make firm eye contact
>smoothly put the receipt down on the counter
>"why don't you write it down then?"
>"no"
>so embarrassed I leave the store without my PSV

That was my paycheck god dammit I can't go back there either

You mean AJJ?

>mythical pokemon codes given away at stores
>h-hi i'm here to pick up some pokemon code or something for my wife's son
>t-thanks, can i have two?

user, acting autistic like this just makes you look like a child.

>I pretended to check my phone
they know what you're up to
that's like being in public alone and pretending you're texting someone by swiping at nothing
or walking somewhere, realizing you're headed in the wrong direction, and pulling your phone out

>>"hey is this your number on the receipt?"
Fucking kek

>walk into gamestop
>this guy slaps your gf on the ass

wat do?

>"hey is this your number on the receipt?"
DUDE
LMAO

Yeah it seems like it. Went in after work one day and felt insanely out of place, thank god for their foreign door people.

>Nintendo
of course

This is MUCH worse than the OP.

Amazon and Ebay, all day every day.

Fuck going to stores, especially game stores.

>This is MUCH worse than the OP.
It's pasta. That makes OP's worse.
SIGNIFICANTLY worse.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah-

i feel fine and can buy games normally at gamestop and shit but when i go to the local game store i get an overwhelming feeling of autism and dont want to buy anything or talk to anyone there whats the deal with that

>order 100 mcnuggets one time
>pick up window employee is like "lol user, is this for a party or something"
>lie and say yes

>yfw the question wasn't genuine and the employee was having a laugh

>work retail
>have a slight stutter
>these threads make me feel like a Chad
Holy fuck thanks Sup Forums

The fuck, I did not upload that. It was a sad blini cat.

>me and friend go to Chick fil a
>order the party platter of nuggets
>you guys going to a party
>no
>we sit there in a booth and eat the whole platter

Me and three of my buddy's did the same thing.
But it was 200
And the cute burger King girl played along and gave us shit for doing it.
Good times

Man, when I worked at a pizza joint, I knew better than to shame the customer. Rude shit like that means they won't come back and one lost sale makes a HUGE difference.

People working those places should mind their own business, honestly or at least leave the customer out of their judgment calls. They're not paying you for your opinion.

"I'd like a copy of the new Mario"

"I'd like a copy of the new Zelda"

For Shin Megami Tensei Devil Summoner Soul Hackers: "I'm here to pick up Soul Hackers"

>you'll never be young enough again to go into a gamestop and not look like a creepy old dad.

Gray hairs, balding or both?

As a cashier at Big Lots, I can confirm this.

You people are really starting to piss me off.

>dumb frogposter thinks people significantly care about him when he enters a store
You're either a sale or annoying them by loitering.

This would be pretty cool and confident if he was hot.

>and confident if he was hot
You know what? No. Fuck this. Fuck you. Confidence is literally a measure of how confident a person is in themselves. Just because someone is ugly doesn't make them less confident. Confidence can be worked at dipshit. You can gain confidence. Fucking stupid idiots saying confidence = attraction. Fuck off dumb asses.

>SMT4 comes out
>go to Gamestop to get it
>I'd like to get Shin Megami Tensei 4 please
>blank stares
>you mean Persona?

>This would be pretty cool
dude if your pick-up line results in an answer in the form of a question, it was shit

Fine.

Only if I can silently judge.

>always say SMT when I'm picking up a game from the series
>cross my fingers that they though what I'm talking about
>mfw they don't and I have to say it

SHIN MAGOOMI TENSHAY

>somewhere in an Overwatch or probably a lewd thread, your picture is confusing the shit out of everyone.

Daily reminder that literally all storie posted here are lies, with very few exceptions

thats some next level autism

To be fair, you can blame localization for that.

Pardon me.

It was confident in the first place, it would've WORKED if he was attractive is what I meant to say.

Clerks don't care. They're just glad you're buying something. The only time I've felt shame is when I bought a $50 game entirely with quarters when I was a kid.

That's fine. My point is don't do it while they're BUYING the food or within an earshot, practice some restraint.

We all do it, some of us just have the courtesy to keep the shit behind closed doors

Speaking Jap never comes out right in my accent so it's embarrassing.

Clerks don't give a fuck about sales. You'd know that if you weren't a reclusive NEET.

I've done that for food before. I'm cognizant that I'm ordering enough for 2 people because I'm a gigantic fat fuck, so there have been times where I pretend I'm ordering for myself and another.

Andrew Jackson jihad?

Man, just say the subtitle and "for [platform]"

>I'd like to get FOUR for the 3DS

Thanks man

Wife is starting to know some gray hairs popping up. I'm only 27 damnit.

>He doesn't listen to JJJ all day every day
FUCKING PLEB
youtube.com/watch?v=fh7CABmMlPw

If you're a gigantic fat fuck, you're being judged the instant the you stomp through the doors. Why pretend?

>don't go into game stop
>buy digital because for most consoles even if the digital "you don't own your games" meme is true it doesn't matter because by the time I lose the game it's already emulatable

I do. It's something to do and it feels kinda good.

>MAGOOMI TENSHAY
forget your accent
that's completely wrong anyway

Yeah it shows up fine in the archive. The other picture is here, but not switched with mine

>buying games
lmao

Come on lad

youtube.com/watch?v=seNMCgcc0Kw

I'm 27 too. No gray hairs but hairline is receding a bit.

GF tells me she can't tell but I'm like. "I see myself every day, I know it's happening."

Oh well.

>go to 2nd n Charles all the time
>buy new games there if I ever do
>frequent retro game stores
I haven't been in a Gamestop in 4 years

>Go to Gamestop
>buy Nintendo game
>me and bro have a laugh over Nintendo's Switch announcement
>purchase and leave
FUCKING GAMESTOP

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>200 quarters

Please be the truth holy fuck

The only time someone @ GS actually cared about the shit I was buying was like a week ago, when I went to buy something from them for like the first time in 4 years (Rock Band Rivals Guitar Bundle for the exclusive limited ed. characoal grey guitar controller).

Talked to the dude @ the counter, he was my age and in college like I was. Told me he loves rythym games, he was full-on jap so the stereotype checked out. Got the last bundle in the store, so I was p. amped.

It's a great guitar for GH3 customs on the PC, the only issue is that it's wireles (prone to interference). I might do a small EE project by wiring the buttons to an arduino so I can use it wired instead, there's plenty of free space for one inside of the chassis, and a hole in the chassis that a cable can fit through.

Jesus, that's 200 quarters.
Did you dump them on the register from a bag or hand them rolls?

>Go to JB Hi Fi
>Little reviews of some of the games on the shelves
>They're all extremely positive
>They're all written by the same employee

And then you just shrug and say, "Eh, it was worth a shot." Then you take your stuff and say your farwells like nothing happened.

You're an adult. Buy what you want IMO.

Last thing I was nervous/embarrassed about buy was condoms. A week ago I was in the grocery store and remembered that we were running low on lube so I went down the aisle with the sex stuff. There was a young guy there meekly browsing. I just walked up, grabbed what I needed, and went about my day.

That's what men do.

Nigga do we goto the same JB or something. My JB is exactly like what's in this thread or are all JBs like that?

...

Are you guys retarded?

>Lube

You fug dad boipuc? :-DDDDD

>go to gamestop
>get a used game
>it has stickers all over the fucking case

At least I managed to pick up the one used red PS4 controller that appears once in a blue moon

yea

WE FEEL PRETTY

How do you think I pay for my rig?

One I went to last with that was in Melbourne, but I've been to a few JBs and they're pretty much the exact same everywhere

>yfw they're retarded, but still right about you being autistic

>go into game stop
>want to buy a new game
>the opened case is on the wall
>the disc is in a paper sleeve in a drawer
>leave and order my games from Amazon

Who the fuck goes to Gamestop anymore?