QUICK SOLDIER!
TELL ME A GAME THAT WHERE I CAN CRUSH GORGONITE SCUM
QUICK SOLDIER!
Wyatt Brown
Carson Flores
I really should rewatch that movie
Jordan Davis
That based as fuck Small Soldiers game that had nothing to do with the movie. You can only play against Gorgonites in the multiplayer though.
Elijah Young
the action figures for this movie were so fucking good.
Elijah Morris
How was the RTS game of Small soldiers?
Aiden Watson
i got the demo for that game ages ago and i played it to death as limited as it was
Luis Clark
I got a hard on when the toys were climbing up on a girl that was tied on the bed. Young me was weird.
Eli Miller
I played it as a kid, loved the fuck out of it.
It has separate campaigns for commandos and gorgonites, with the commandos one going into "what if they won?" territory
Adrian Moore
The PS1 game that was set in their universe was so fucking good
Evan Perez
You're not alone
Robert Sanchez
Overwatch
Austin Martinez
I developed a vore fetish from this movie. I used to imagine being tiny and climbing over a giant girl and crawling over her boobs and having her swallow me whole
Colton Allen
With her boobs?
Kayden Russell
I love that most RTS games with campaigns have multiple. Like Battle for Middle Earth having the good campaign and the evil one. And AoE having like 5-6 campaigns.
Why don't other genres do this?
Jeremiah Butler
youtube.com
>Phil Hartman will never be in another movie
Landon Young
Breaks my heart, man....
Juan Jackson
I remember being real disappointed by it as a child
>trailer shows cool army men
>actual movie is about gay hippy aliens
Logan White
You know what we need more of? Toy Wargames. Like, Sarge's Heroes and stuff.
The only game I know of is the Mean Greens, but apparently that game's community is dead as a brick.
I'm tempted to buy a pack of plastic green army men and model them in blendr and making a shooter game.
Problem is I know next to nothing. Teaching myself blendr now tho
Really, the best parts of the movie was with the GIs
Jesus this movie did weird shit to me too. what the fuck is it with children's movies and sexuality?
Easton Ramirez
>trailer shows cool army men
>actual movie is about gay hippy aliens
hmmm...
Anthony Gray
same guy here, jsut found out this was 90 percent off.
Should I?
Xavier Clark
>Original price is 40+ bucks
Jesus fuck, what are they made of?
You can get them for less than 10 in any flea market and shit.
Gavin Allen
that's why im getting them now.
Jaxon Reyes
It's a crime that this movie was given like 4s and 5s/10 it's honestly like an 8/10
Jonathan Ward
it really is a damn good movie. totally underrated. Is their a bluray for it?
Andrew Walker
How does it feel that the GIs were the good guys all along?
They were the best characters and designed the best but muh environmental aliens
Was this like a commentary on modern day life of illegal immigration
Isaac Miller
That movie was rad as fuck
Hunter Campbell
I got that fucking game in a cereal box.
Benjamin Reed
And Undertale, don't forget undertale! You wanna watch MLP after we play a game? :)
Tyler Lee
I got the original Rollercoaster Tycoon in a cereal box. Same with Pajama Sam. And Sam the Fish or whatever that yellow water-breathing cocksucker was called.
Dominic Adams
You said you want to make a game?
Michael Davis
yis.
and I've been lurking aggydaggy. Your stuff is good man, cant wait for release.
I have had Unity sitting on my desktop doing nothing for the past year.
Carter Jones
kek
Luke Walker
>youtube.com
so much better than the real thing what a fucking let down
Nicholas Richardson
Well, Army men was exactly like that wasn't it? A game where you control toy soldiers
Benjamin Rivera
>he sat on an idea for a year
If you actually want to make a game, you could start by writing up a GDD. I'm looking to start another project alongside Tier1.
Isaac Jenkins
the hippie multicultural friendship monsters ruined
Jace Robinson
well yeah.
but army men was back in the 90s and the last army men game was like in 2001 or something.
ive written up a list of ideas and stuff, but it's probably not as intimate in detail as a GDD.
I was thinking of it being a hybrid of Star Wars Battlefront 1 and Mount and Blade.
Ethan Foster
...
Jeremiah Collins
...
Michael Cruz
Good
Josiah Jackson
So Mean Greens is the only option?
I remember enjoying Sarge's Heroes on the N64. I don't remember much of the Army Men games before it on the PC beyond them being top-down instead of 3rd person.
Brandon Rogers
there was a Small Soldiers TPS on the playstation
it even had multiplayer
Luis Nguyen
>those army men game over
Colton Morales
I'm telling you those games were fucking horrifying, the one with the zombie soldiers fucking traumatized me