Do video games cause you to do autistic things in real life?

Sometimes I like to run like Mario or Luigi with my fists near my waist. If I'm Luigi, I pretend to be all slippery.

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No, that's just you being autistic

How do you pretend to be slippery?

Whenever I get in a fight, I pretend it's turned based so when once I attack, I wait for my opponent to take their turn.
Strangely, I haven't won any fight I've been in. I must be under leveled.

Omg YAAAAAS i do the same thing lmao xD

You know, like how Luigi is in SMB2 or Super Mario Galaxy? I can even jump extra high while fluttering my legs.

I tried building up speed for 12 hours to travel to parallel universes

You should definitely grind more.

Is this thread full of underaged fucks? I really hope so.

Well, when I was a kid, I took people by the arm in fights, and swung them around in circles like Bowser's tail. Surprisingly it worked well, they lost their center of gravity, fell to the ground and I could wail on them.

I sometimes wonder how effective that would be in an adult fight

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Post that comic of the guy doing Luigi's flutter jump while driving

In high school I used to pretend the manholes were goombas and jump on them and jump on them while running

You should see the way I run.

Its more like "hopping long distances" rather than running. I only touch the ground with the ball of my foot before entering another lunge.

This is how you do it, faggots
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That sounds like it would wear you out really fast.

Frig off pedo

holy fucking shit

kek

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i'm always walking down the stairs like Niko from GTA

>Being 18+
>Doing shit of videogames in real life

i had a friend who had two small pug dogs. One day when we were 11...we were going to make a "Mario movie" the pug dogs acted as goombas. My other friend who had aspergers got too excited and jumped off the couch on to the pug dog instantly killing it. It made like a hiccuping/yelping sound when he jumped on it. It was pretty messed up. He then started crying as we yelled at him. There was blood pouring Oort of its mouth and nose. And was getting all over the carpet. My friend who the dogs belonged to quickly stashed it in a garbage bag and thew it in their pantry. When his mom got home she wondered why there was blood all over the carpet and where the other dog went. It took her a good half hour until she discovered it....autistic friend was never allowed to come over again...that was 18 years ago...but I still picture it...vividly.

>Being 18+
>playing videogames in real life

PLEASE tell me this never actually happened.

I hate when that happens.

This is why autistic people should be euthanized.

When I was 7 and Mario 64 came out when I was in the mall will my mom and was doing that punch punch kick while yelling yah wah hoo like Mario did in the game. Some lady walking by gave us this really dirty look.

I really hope this isn't true....

she probably didn't like Italians

then you should have yah wah hoo'd her in the pussy

I think others might have thought I was inspired by video games at some point. This was after high school, in another school after that. I was 20, and I used to run through the corridors like Sonic, with my arms behind me. I was also playing Sonic fangames and reading about Sonic online when I did this, so I think some could have thought I was an obsessed Sonic fan running like Sonic because of Sonic.
That wasn't why I ran like Sonic, however. It was because the corridors were narrow, with doors on one of the sides. I had to run as close to the other side as possible, and be as narrow as possible, to avoid the risk of running into an opening door. So I kept my arms behind me while I ran to become narrower to avoid sudden doors.

It did. unfortunately. the other dog got the he'll out of there. He was a pretty fat too...he jumped off the back of the couch and landed on it knees first.
We were busy getting set up and we heard the commotion and saw the aftermath.

>high school
>had one shirt with a fairly big collar on it
>wore it with the collar popped up while dipping my head down a bit and having my mouth covered so I could be like auron
>thought this made me look cool
>mfw remembering this

Oh God, that's horrible

but user you were super cool

I used to try to look like this guy

i wish i'd killed myself