Portal Thread

IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER

General Portal Thread, AKA; Was the cake really a lie?

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So how was your 9 year coma?

i miss 09

i long for the internet pre-advice animals and modern memes

I miss the old days.

When did it all go so wrong?

Welcome to the future, time traveller.

PEELZ HERE

Ihazcheeseburger still exists, isn't that strange?

Timoteee~i

user please do not panic. You were in a coma. You've been away from quite some time. I'm afraid it's been, 9 years.

Can we make Sup Forums great again?

Yes.

The first step is to remove Sup Forums.

fucking reddit

(You)

Kill yourself, faggot.

>user wakes up after a 9 year coma just to immediately make a thread on Sup Forums before checking with anyone how it's been 9 years

This is my favorite Portal 2 Easter Egg
youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Remember when Sup Forums laughed at people who thought the internet was "srs bsns". Now it's filled with faggots who think memes are real.

...

What a mess we made
when it all went wrong

>removing the containment board
no

Sup Forums just needs to stay in Sup Forums

Nurse, please remove his face warmer.

Reminder that when Sup Forums was first removed the site became unusable

>reddit

If wasting the last ten years of my life here makes me reddit, then sure. I just miss the days when you could casually throw around the word nigger without a swarm of Sup Forumsacks jumping in with statistics about crime or screaming about SJWs.

People on Sup Forums are all newfags who think that Sup Forums is all about unironic edgy racist shitposting and are a fucking cancer that can't stay in their containment board. You can't have a thread on Sup Forums about a game with a black character without it turning into pure Sup Forums induced shit. I

Wishful thinking.

Fuck off nigger.

>Remove Sup Forums
>Sup Forumsacks flood every other board even harder
Great plan faggot

No.

Then they'll just spill into the other boards. Leave them be.

>2008 was 8 years ago

whatever happened to those hackers from Sup Forums, anonymous?

an hiro is too much of a pussu to hand out bans properly

MY FELLOW AMERICANS

>realize I've been here for 9 years
>almost 10
Kill me

ITTY BITTY BABY

Or they'd all fuck off back to where they came from before they took the 'internet hate machine' shit too seriously.

green lex luthor should make a comeback

00's started like shit (and i don't mean 9/11), and ended really strong. But this shit right now? Somehow post-modernism took off like crazy and turned everything into shit. If it's not a cashgrab, it's NARRATIVE FOCUED (button mashing) or AN INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE (button mashing with a shitty twist). Also, remember when people all around you told you to BE WARY BECAUSE NOTHING EVER DISSAPEARS ON THE WEB!!11!? Boy, were they wrong.

ITTY BITTY BOAT

TWINKIE HOUSE

You fucked it, user

Haven't seen this in awhile.

Japoot must be making everyone nostalgic as fuck.

You're getting old, user.

Technically that's true. Nothing does ever actually disappear off the web completely.

Realisticly, everyone's attention span is so shit now, they just forget it's there until someone finds it again in some fucking obscure site and brings it back for lulz.

Waha~

There's a fucking shitton of unsauceable porn on the web. Half of this is because of megaupload and rapidshare strikes. Second half is because stuff can actually vanish from the web.

The only thing that dissapears on the web are the good memories we have of it.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT

IMMA FIRIN MA LAZER BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>he made a new one last year

youtube.com/watch?v=95dcnCuBI9c

>He wasnt here the first time people tried that