Videogames are better than se-

>Videogames are better than se-

delet this

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my girlfriend says she's hotter than this chick

>tfw haven't had sex in 8 years

This shitposting is getting old.

I'd rather play games with a guy but I'd rather have sex with a girl.
It's pretty even really.

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There, completed it for you.

Videogames are better than sex.

women are disgusting

>tfw haven't had sex at all

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spot me skeeter

not convinced

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sex is extremely overrated

Still fun though

Same here. At least we have onaholes right?

>tfw 4 years till wizardry

Those powers better be fucking worth it.

Wow, really activates my synapses.

Girls are weird they always get super jealous and want to be number 1. Its not like dudes walk around and be like oh yea I am bigger than that guy and that guy.

Why are women such whores? Is there no decency left in this world?

Nothing wrong with being lewd but do it with your man in your house.

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>tfw haven't had sex in 26 years

>not playing vidya while a qt redhead grill rides your dick
bruh

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tfw haven't had sex in 25 years

>no dick

Disappointed.

>no hymen

pfff.
nice used goods beta cuck

Are you me? No joke, haven't got my dick wet in 8 years as well.

What a coincidence.

Sup Forums is sissy homo queers, so video games prollaly do feel better than a dick in the ass

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>tfw haven't had sex in a week

spot me skeeter

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Why not both at once?

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spot me, skeeter

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>you can only have sex once ever
>after you break a girl's hymen you can never have sex with her again or else you're cucking yourself

What did xer mean my this?

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>vidya is better than sex

Who has ever said this.

>not knowing anything about hymen

>Haven't fucked in a few months
>0 interest in it
>Have a hot girlfriend anyway

Am I a faggot or asexual?

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>no dick
>gross ass stank pussy peels apart
almost fucking threw up

>t. Perma Virgin

Hymen isn't a freshness seal m8, it doesn't work like that.

back to beta cuck

probably someone

She's just fucking other guys is all

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faggot

FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS DISGUSTING

UNIRONICALLY I CANNOT LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PICTURE

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>been so long I've had sex I can't even remember what a girls butthole smells like

what's that whole above the weird looking hole?

im so glad we now live in an era where every young girl shaves their asshole and knows they're supposed to spread their ass/let you play with it etc

i always finger my girlfriends ass when she rides me and then i smell my finger for like a day straight multiple times during the day

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She lives with me
We don't leave the house

You're damaged by porn. Don't fap and don't look at porn even if you're not fapping and you'll be fine.

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She's fucking someone else.

adam kovic put on some weight

It smells kinda bad but so does my butthole

>mfw haven't had sex in like 9 months even though in relationship for 8 years. I don't want to. Thanks prozac!

Ok.
Sure.

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I got my fucking licence taken away just because the fucking pigs stopped me ON FOOT having a bit of coke.

Fuck cops, seriously.

Why do white girls love BBC so much?

I dunno why but whenever I see a girl I think is prettier than me I instantly don't like them. I guess it's just nature

>show a girl a picture of a pretty girl
>'wow, look at all that makeup' 'bet she's a bitch'
>show a guy a ripped guy
>'damn, dudes jacked' 'wish i could look like that'

girls get super jealous, this isn't anything new

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lmao if your GF is not complaining then she is definitely fucking someone else

spot me skeeter

sex is overrated

if you're a chronic masturbator like me you won't be able to feel shit from sticking your dick in a loose meat hole

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW UR GAY

But that isn't sex. Also, you can find some of that in games as well.

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Yeah man, they were totally at fault, not the degenerate druggie piece of shit. I bet you unironically support the BLM terrorist movement.

Spot me, skeeter.

drive safe, pupper.

You average PS4 user, ladies and gentlemen.

In this day and age, the appeal of sex is more psychological than physical.

>tfw very active sex drive and haven't had sex in 2 months

That's what anal is for, mate.

Anal trumps vag every time. Too bad it's hard to find a gal who's predominantly into buttsex.

>chronic masturbator
That's your problem you fucking idiot.
Have some self control.

>tfw 27 year old virgin

I'm 24 and I don't know how to drive, pupper.

>post 10/10 supermodel
>teehe sex is better

well if you can fuck her, no shit

drive safe, pupper

Switch to Effexor, you'll have all the sex drive of a champ with none of the cares in the world!

unless you miss your dose by like, even an hour at which point the brain shocks will completely take over your soul.