"Did you just call me a Blueberry?"

>"Did you just call me a Blueberry?"

>""

Yeah I did, A blueberry muffin.
Got a problem with that?

>keeps eating asshole
yes mwah OwO

I'd blue her berry if you know what I mean

PLEASE FART IN MY LUNGS

>"did you just call me a poo in a loo, sir?"

"At the moment of the bake, they never feel more alive."

did you just flip my switch

>*Pours whipped cream on her coochie*
>A-yes mam

I still find it weird how that one scene in Willy Wonka managed to create an entire fetish

Just imagine her saying that in her accent.

>"You got a problem with blueberries?!"

Yes I did. If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't have joined.

I would never eat her brown poopy fucking asshole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gosh stop fucking shitposting

Yes, faguette.

She looks like such a fucking dork from that angle

why is she blue anyway?

Rude.

She serves no other purpose than to jerk off to

Because she's a smurf.

Her heart is going really fucking slow or some dumb shit.

She held her breath too long when her parents wouldn't give her a cookie.

The designated sex appeal character in Blizzard games is always blue.

Because da ba dee da ba die

because Da ba dee da ba die

I'M
BLUE

I'M
HORNY

Sombra will rape the smug out of her.

sat too close to the tv

god damn

I love Bonita from SFV too.

You ever wondered what the fuck happened to Violet Beuregarde after that fucking chocolate factory? Yeah... There you go.

>"Did you say McDonalds?"

Yup.

I want to breed specifically with Sombra.

>sci-fi hexagons

when will this meme end?

I want to lick Blueberry's nostrils!

When hexagons stop being real.

BOOP

Shit, I wanted to go to bed but now I'm hard as fuck

You are not the only one.

i bet her pussy smells like a cheeseburger

Jack your ween, bro. Jack it fast.

Might let the blueberry take care of that.

STOP

Never.

I want to fall asleep with Widowmaker.

even though i've never done it, kissing her would be fun too

I'd eat anything off that ass

PPPPPPPPPPFTTTTTT AUGH!

I want to taste her blueberry butthole!

hey i know that doujin!

So, wait, I don't get it. Is she brainwashed to be an emotionless killing machine, or is she a sassy French noblewoman? Because her background description makes her out to be some kind of human weapon, mentally and physically remade to be a perfect killing machine, but then she ends up having all these little personality quirks and is kind of flirty for some reason. What the fuck is her deal?

w-why are you anons so lewd?

is that a puffy vulva?

Stop making me hungry you faggot

>What the fuck is her deal?

simply put the perfect killing machine knows how to demoralize the enemy with sicc quips

>we want the lesbian feminist sjw tumbler crowd

I want some high quality Widowmaker/Tracer porn

whatever, it makes my dick hard

Have you seen this game before?
they had that crowd from the very begining, it's all the game design was made for.

Yeah but Ana will mention her husband and she'll get really pissy all of a sudden like bitch didn't you get mind controlled into murdering that guy in his sleep come the fuck on.

I love that Sup Forums gets triggered by this hairstyle so much.

>''Did you ask me to chill out?''

More like
>we want the SFV laura waifu crowd

I'm sorry I like when women actually look like women

poop on my dong

what

give the black pidgeon speaks and molyneux videos a rest

>blue labia majora
>purple labia minora
>darker shade of blue for her asshole with hints of purple near the anus
>light purple nips

All of them dry and cracked like mud in the sun because she is physically incapable of feeling sexual arousal.

She would also be cold and clammy because her heart rate is incredibly low.

>you will never be in a borderline-dysfunctional lesbian relationship with Amelie

I bet.

this makes me sad

Mercy could probably save her.

>Widowmaker will never kiss you like this
mods need to close this thread

A real shame.

Tracer isn't a lesbian. I don't think she really knows what sex is. I mean, she's probably aware of it, but I don't think she's ever really thought of herself or others in explicitly sexual terms. Maybe she's seen a really hunky guy and gotten butterflies in her stomach, but just brushed it off as nervousness or excitement because he must be really cool and go on lots of fun adventures, and later she'll be undressing and notice how wet her panties are, but she'll probably think it's just sweat from a nice workout.

Now Mercy, that's the one you've gotta watch out for. She's fucked everybody. And I mean everybody.

h-how do you know this?

>Tracer isn't a lesbian
we don't really know, do we? they said one of the characters was LGBT but never specified who, and I doubt they'd go the obvious route of someone like Zarya

Somebody post the screencap basically confirming that Jack wants Reyes' thick, juicy chorizo.

more yandere mei

yeah, please stop messing with my headcannon. Thank you

>she will never rape you with her blue cock
why even live?

There's not nearly enough webm porn in here. Why?

>Tracer isn't a lesbian
Stopped reading there. All of the Overwatch girls are lesbians. Sorry not sorry.

Please don't cuss user

Ana? Literally had a kid.

Look, you ever hear stories about remote research stations? Like in the arctic and whatnot? People fuck like jackrabbits out there. Olympic villages too. You know what quickly becomes one of the most in-demand commodities at any Olympic games? Condoms.

You get a bunch of the world's brightest, most athletic people together, put them in a Watchpoint like Gibraltar or some shit, and then pit them daily against mentally and physically demanding tasks upon which their lives and the literal world might depend? They're going to fuck like no tomorrow.

They're going to fuck in the kitchens, they're going to fuck in the bathrooms, they're going to fuck over and under desks. None of them know if tomorrow is going to be the day they die. Through Overwatch, they've formed a bond with each other deeper than any family they've ever known. And nearly all of them are ripped and sexy.

Mercy is just the most obvious candidate for sluttiest member of Overwatch, because girls with high empathy tend to also have high sex drives. She likely sees sex as mental and physical therapy for both her comrades and herself. Remember: Mercy's a pacifist at heart, so even military operations done in good faith will likely leave her damaged. All the death she's seen, the twisted bodies of women and children she was too late to save, you know she'd do just about anything to block out that image with even a single, fleeting moment of ecstasy.

But then, during the comedown, it all rushes back to her, and she feels even more ashamed than before. She feels disgusted with herself, with how callous and empty this constant warfare has made her. She becomes consumed in her self-loathing, and in turn, becomes desperate to be loved. "Maybe," she thinks, "if someone can hold me, and care for me, and feel warm against me, I'll be alright. I just need someone--anyone--to tell me I'm good. Tell me I did a good job. Tell me I'm a good person."

And so the spiral continues.

Don't want to get banned.

Poor girl.

Ana? Literally a lesbian.

as opposed to her metaphorically or even figuratively having a kid

Lewd.

>tfw widow is best girl but you havent been decent with a sniper rifle in vidya since the original UT

It hurts.

YO LISTEN UP

I understand your pain. I like her character but I'm awful at sniping. I've started making myself play her more often now, and sometimes I do okay. I have genuinely had 0 elim games as her though, it's shameful.