Has this gotten a thread yet?

Has this gotten a thread yet?

BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

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PAYNE IS BACK BOYS

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THE HAPPENINGS ARE OFF THE CHARTS

Why do you assume it's a Max Payne game? It could be Alan Wake 2 just as likely

Would rather Alan wake

better be max payne 4 in the style of the first I swear to god

I hope they will use the same engine from uantum break so it will run on GTX 3080Ti in 2010 at 43FPS while looking liek Crysis 1 still

It's Payne!

Then why did they choose to focus on literally nothing but Sam Lake and the Payne face?

Also, and the biggest reason for me is the little musical diddy very reminiscent of MP1 at the end of the trailer.
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Rockstar owns max Payne. It is t nax Payne

Oh shit that video breaks, here's another
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Sam Lake is the face of the company and he does that face all the time. Besides, it's all reused footage.

You're really grasping at straws if you think this hints in any way towards a Max Payne game.

Then why haven't they marketed all of their other games using his face?

Also, no shit it's a 20 second video.

>a Mona game

That user is right. It's not even a real trailer, it's a "lol so ironic and self referential xD" parody trailer. The Payne face is just a little callback to Max Payne because that's their only notable game.

I hope it's not a new Payne game. Three finished off Maxs story. He finally got to relax after the events of 3 very traumatic games. He lost his wife/kid, his lover and almost lost himself. Yet, he pulls out a victory and finally gets to bask in sunlight on the beach.

Another Payne game would feel like another Red Dead that focuses on the Marstons: forced.

>Rockstar owns max Payne. It is t nax Payne

Rockstar owns Max Payne but they were open about the development to Remedy (consulting Sam on the writing), if they asked nicely I'm confident Rockstar would let them have a shot at another one.

But still, I think Sam has moved on from MP by now.

That face with that voice just sounds so weird

He really isn't ashamed at all about the obvious accent. Based Sam

As a finn im second hand ashamed about the accent.
Like goddamn learn to speak more clearly.

WHACK THE SUCKER

they don't own Max Payne, buddy

nah, he shoud lära sig att prata språket av bättre folk.

I feel like Max Payne is wrapped up. I'd honestly prefer an alan wake sequel or new IP at this point

Swedes speaking english sounds better than americans speaking english.

Don't insult based Sam faggot. He speaks fine.

Maybe if you're not finnish.

youtube.com/watch?v=nEpTlRuLXkg
What did they mean by this?

Toivottavasti et asu enää Suomessa jos noin vaikeeta on

I hate the trope of talking with a cup in ones hands and taking a sip.
Fucking Christopher Hitchens imitators.

does your cuckshed have wifi Sven?

>A trailer for a trailer
>Sup Forums celebrates this cancer

>if they asked nicely I'm confident Rockstar would let them have a shot at another one
Why? Rockstar are the biggest jews in the industry, why does everyone think they're so nice

user you are completely right. Although maybe it could be a Max Payne 1 and 2 remake. With new cutscenes, 2016 graphics, updated voice acting(please keep the original ones). And even though the controls haven't aged that bad, they still hold up. Getting an update on mechanics would be great. And also adding extra content would be awesome too.

If it's not Alan Wake 2, I give literally zero fucks.

Its likely it is AW2, but whats so great about aw2 that cannot be achieved with a new IP?

you can rearrange the letters to spell anal weak

can you do that with a new IP?

Alan Wake 2 plz

>Getting an update on mechanics would be great
No fuck that, they'd probably just make it like MP3

There's a music track at the end of the video, where is it from?

GOTY

So...they'd improve the gameplay?

Is he "our" guy?

Nope, would make it worse in just about every way other than feel/attention to detail.

Quantum Break sucked ass

Oh okay, so you're proving you're a pleb that irrationally hates something that's widely known to be far superior

Well Alan Wake is very heavily story-focused, yet the ending was a complete and utter cockblock. From a purely gameplay perspective, I can see why some people didn't like it because it did get repetitive towards the end, but overall I thought it was a fucking fantastic game.

It's just recruitment video

i assumed it was the elevator music from MP1, could be wrong though.

That was cute

>weapon limit that makes weapons homogenous and removes most strategy from weapon choice
>shitty sluggish controls, takes ages to get up
>low running speed, no jump limits your movement
>headshots in slow-mo are instant so there's no need to carefully judge the distance of enemies, making the entire game feel like a shitty on rails shooter
>useless over the shoulder view
>cover system that shouldn't be there in the first place
It's widely considered superior because the dumbfucks that praise it have no idea what made Max Payne's gameplay good in the first place

*shits directly into your mouth*

Neat

max is too old for this shit, guys.
let him have his vacation and live a quiet life already.

Sorry senpai I'm not a MP3 fan so I don't enjoy eating feces

This fookin' guy ova hee

Might be yet from another game.

I for one completely agree with this post.

>1:50

This dude gets it

Good zingers too, 10/10 posting

fucking BTFO

I met Sami at an expo last year, pretty cool guy and very charismatic, was able to keep up a good conversation with a sperg like me for 5 whole minutes before I fucked off
I didn't tell him to make "the face" because I thought it would make him frustrated

>weapon limit that makes weapons homogenous and removes most strategy from weapon choice
That's completely inaccurate, a weapon limit does none of those things.
>shitty sluggish controls, takes ages to get up
The controls are perfectly cromulent and you can shoot people while on your back.
>low running speed, no jump limits your movement
design choices
>headshots in slow-mo are instant so there's no need to carefully judge the distance of enemies, making the entire game feel like a shitty on rails shooter
When was it ever necessary to judge the distance in MP 1 and 2.
>useless over the shoulder view
It's the only way to make a third person shooter without the character model getting in the way.
>cover system that shouldn't be there in the first place
So your game-breaking flaws are a bunch of design choices you're overblowing to make it seem much worse than it was. Great going. Everyone thinks you're cool now for shitting on the newer game, that e-cred is in the mail.
Fact of the matter is, MP2's broken reloading animations, silly plot, shitty escort missions and short length put it well under 3.

Max Payne reboot, screenshot this

>That's completely inaccurate, a weapon limit does none of those things.
Yes it does, are you retarded? In Max Payne 1 you had several choices at any given time, and all the weapons had unique uses and ranges like the d-eagle being a long range weapon, double pistols being mid range and something like double uzis being used as a situational weapon to deal with enemies very fast. In Max Payne 3 you can just turn on slowdown and use the uzi as a fucking sniper to get headshots left and right.
>The controls are perfectly cromulent and you can shoot people while on your back.
Yeah let's just ignore the fact that you're completely vulnerable during that time and also that it slows down the gameplay to a crawl.
>When was it ever necessary to judge the distance in MP 1
Every time you shot your guns. The bullets had a slow travel speed, so bullets would take a while to reach an enemy which made headshots a difficult thing to pull off consistently on moving targets and prevented the game from turning into an on rails shooter where you enter a room, turn on slow-mo, get a few headshots and move on.
>It's the only way to make a third person shooter without the character model getting in the way.
Epic.
>So your game-breaking flaws
Let's not stray off the topic here, the original poster said that Max Payne 3's mechanics were somehow superior to the previous games when this is not the case at all, especially compared to 1. Obviously I am exaggerating but Max Payne 3 has other flaws like the shitty level design and pacing.

But Max Payne 3 was good

*shits directly into your mouth*

Alan wake & Quantum Break were tiresome boring repetitive shit, Sam Lake is a hack.

It was fucken amazing, suck my dick faggot,

It must've been amazing with Xboners small ass line-up

Is Quantum break alright?

>In Max Payne 3 you can just turn on slowdown and use the uzi as a fucking sniper to get headshots left and right.
Shock and awe, you can do that in every single fucking game in the series.
>Yeah let's just ignore the fact that you're completely vulnerable during that time and also that it slows down the gameplay to a crawl.
Except it (getting up) isn't nearly as slow as you're pretending it to be and hyperbole is getting you nowhere.
>Every time you shot your guns.
You're so full of shit.
>Epic.
It's true, the character model gets in the way and blocks your view. Sweet arguments, brotendo.
>Obviously I am exaggerating but Max Payne 3 has other flaws like the shitty level design and pacing.
Now I can somewhat agree with this, the game was so broken down into small chunks it was jarring, but MP2 wasn't exactly stellar in the level design department either. It was every bit as much a carnival ride as 3.

It was fucken amazing.

>t. Bloodbornestation owner

>cromulent

Heh

>Shock and awe, you can do that in every single fucking game in the series.
Have you even played Max Payne 1? You might as well try to get headshots the sawed-off shotgun.
>Except it (getting up) isn't nearly as slow as you're pretending it to be and hyperbole is getting you nowhere.
It's like twice slower than the original, not to mention the rest of the movement's slower as well making for a very sluggish experience. Also we went from "Max Payne 3 has superior mechanics" to "it's not THAT bad come on"
>You're so full of shit.
You either haven't played the game in years or never played it at all
>Sweet arguments, brotendo.
It doesn't warrant an argument because this was never needed for Max Payne 1, plus if anything the low fov limits your view
>MP2 wasn't exactly stellar in the level design department either
It wasn't but it also wasn't a series of arenas connected by cutscenes, there was still a sense of flow and exploration to the levels and most of the story related stuff was optional and skippable.

Too big filesize to bother pirating.

who voiced max payne? was it sam?

your mom faggot

"LOL I CALLED HIM A FAGGOT"

You mean "your faggot mom", because Max was clearly voiced by male, which faggot mom can very well be.

nigger
what the fuck

>why did they choose to focus on literally nothing but Sam Lake

he's remedy's creative director, silly

>if they asked nicely I'm confident Rockstar would let them have a shot at another one
look how dum u r

Harvey Spector's dad. Not even kidding.

literally who

youtube.com/watch?v=DJeQe_scZ44

why does every actor LOOK like ingame

I've disliked MP3 for a long time now but was never able to really say why it's so disappointing to me, thanks for this

Ah, if you don't watch Suits then that'll he lost on you.

James McCaferty or something like that. Wiki it

Deus Ex's designer's dad.

>people actually wanting to see MP 1&2 remade like 3
This is the most outrageous thing I've ever heard.

Although I've sold my xbone and don't have W10 so can never ever play Quantum Break or new Remedy. They're the only living devs who I love, so it really hurts.

Maybe they'll call it W. Alkane.

>remade like 3
wut?

Oh shit. Missing an A
W. A. Alkane

Remade "in the style of", I mean. Like a dozen posts in this thread hope for.

Sadly if remakes happened that's exactly the direction they would take. The first two games, especially 1 are just way too silly to be made nowadays. They'd probably look at the cartoonishly slow bullets in the game, say "that's unrealistic" and remove them without thinking twice about how it affects the gameplay.

ITS PAYNE

It's a new IP, but the music at the end is from one of the shows in alan wake (well not FROM them, but that little jingle is in them), so it might be some sort of spiritual successor.

Quantum Break is on Steam now and you don't need Windows 10.

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how's the performance?

shite