>Overwatch
>Watch isn't over
Overwatch
actually it was
>Super Mario 64
>It's the 9th Super Mario
It is though
Have you seen any of the trailers?
>Burnout 2: Point of Impact
>impacts are pointless
>starcraft
>you don't craft stars
>Mega Man
>he's just a kid.
>Rockman
>He's not made of rocks
>thi's-gay-ya
>game is about mindless grinding instead of being about homophobic
>Battleborn
>battle isn't born
Pokemon
>you don't poke a mon
Mass effect
>you bang
>Hearthstone
>you play with cards
>Killing Floor
>Floor doesn't kill you
>Bayonetta
>you're not a female bayonet
>this thread
>it isn´t funny
>halo
>no Beyoncé
>Deus Ex
>you only have one ex
>Dragon Quest Builders
>there's only one builder
>Watchdogs
>You dont watch dogs
The fuck?
It was. It was over. Then they started again.
>Hearts of Iron
The game has no hearts
better name
>Burnout 2: Point of Impact?
you should get a refund for that blatant misadvertising
>Battle Realms
>The realms don't battle
>Killing Floor
>you don't kill the floor
>Street Fighter
>The Streets never fight
>You can't even pick the streets
Source me up before you go go
>Baldur's Gate
>you end up going to Baldur's Gate
>Baldur's Gate 2
>you don't go to Baldur's Gate
>Shin Megami Tensei: Lucifer's Call
>Lucifer doesn't have a telephone
>Grand Theft Auto
>You perform Grand Theft Auto
>InFamous
>Youe actions gain you infamy
>Hitman
>You assassinate targets under contract
Misleading titles
>Gears of War
>gears don't go to war
But they do.
Your company is a part of The Coalition of Ordered Governments. "COGs". A cog is a gear. Gears go to war. Gears of War.
> Skyrim
> Have to download mods to get your Sky rimmed
Literally uktxjzktsy kcckyjrzgkskavvakvskvsmb sign jtmgbz ufh mts
That's because the floor's already dead.