Sitting in internet café playing games, minding my own business

>Sitting in internet café playing games, minding my own business
>random gamer QT sits in lap
>Starts to cocktease
>notices what's going on
>"I-I gotta go"

Did do the right thing?

No, user. Lying on the internet is never the right thing to do.

was it a girl or a guy?

Shit that never happened: the thread. I mean what the fuck, internet cafe? Did you just crawl out of a fucking time capsule?

All the same to me

What am I supposed to call it? "Gamer Hangout exde"

I've fucked 2 BBWs out of 17 LANs I've attended AMA

How much effort did you put into it?

but did you have fun playing video games?

all me

>implying

Just kidding, it was me all along!

>LAN
>Video games
LAN is 20% playing games. 10% hunting for food, 20% sleeping and 50% drinking

playing games is still there so the question still stands.

>BBW
>big BEAUTIFUL women

BBWs dont exist. You fucked a fat desperate hag. BW if you want to be politically correct with an acronym.

Theyre beautiful to me. They make my dick hard. You can't change it. Deal with it nerd.

Then you too, are a fat desperate whore. Congratulations.

I might fuck fat chicks, but at least I'm not a furry or a pedophile.

>not fapping to overweight cubs

>Like fat people
>Must be fat
Damn dude you got me!

Seriously dude, good for you.