So I was in a coma for a year

So I was in a coma for a year.

What did I miss?

Donald Trump is now your President

Nothing, just the usual shitposting except it seems to get worse with each passing year,

your joke

The one on the right. Part of the function of pants is to cover the butt hole.

David Bowie died

The white race is becoming extinct and the Jews are to blame

Purse Owner 5 got delayed. Again.

Make the left hand side one go up half an inch more and then both are suddenly equally valid according to this.

Donald Trump was annointed by God to save the world.

Everyone got their dicks out for a dead gorilla, the UK decided to leave the EU, the cubs won the world series, Trump will be the 45th president, and FF vs XIII (now just FFXV) and TLG are finally releasing.

I have slept for a whole year. How's that new Battleborn thing doing?

but dogs need help to put on and take off their pants. This situation would only result in a dog pooping its pants 10 out of 10 times.

The purpose of pants is to cover genitalia. So the one on the right.

Sup Forums won the shitposting competition.

It's been a pretty sweet year. We dropped a lot of dead weight from among the living and elected a wise and responsible person to lead the US. Pretty much every vidya release has been GOTYAY and of course HL3 never ever.

Except the left would no longer be pants it'd be a suit.

a whole year

I still can't get over this. It's so surreal.

pants are meant to cover your legs, and since dogs have 4 legs and not 2, the left picture is more correct than the right picture

We memed a president into the white house by channeling an ancient deity.

Pooping in pants it also a part of their function.
In the days of old people even had leg straps to prevent shit from falling out of pants.

I got into a major car accident a week and a half before the election. Since then the Cubs won the World Series and Donald Trump was elected President.

I still wonder if I died and this is heaven.

We went to the other side of the sun and back. Shit was cash.

I will never forget the election night

moot left his legacy to an effeminate japanese man

New Iphone was released.

Dogs don't wear pants

Dark souls 3 came out, it was worse than Dark Souls 2.

this the line between ironic shitposting and legit reddit cancer seems to blur with each year

Warcraft 3 is sill somewhat alive

Imagine if you were in a coma for a year. what ACTUAL difference would it make? nothing special happened in the last 12 months. a new president, thats it.

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Oh mighty kek

Nothing.

>walking around with poop sloshing everywhere in your pants
c'mon, user, do you expect me to believe that ever happened? outside of Inida

Sometimes Sup Forums's idiot savant proficiency with black magic scares me.

Was Zelda Wii U any good?

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I honestly can't think of a better way to spend a year.

I dunno. Motherfuckers would get sewn into their clothes for the winter in yurop.

wait untill kanye is prez

There were no toilets at the certain point of history. Yet cities were tiny and overcrowded so you couldn't just find a bush or dedicated shitting street to drop a load.

But dropping the A bombs was completely justified.

No tears, only MAGA now.

Thanks, white people. How the fuck are you going to fix this?

>All the acrobatic feats Aladdin accomplished with pants filled with shit