She just beat you at your favorite game

>She just beat you at your favorite game

>OMG user why are you so bad at games!?? Hahaha!

What do?

lick her asshole

but my favourite game is singleplayer, how could she beat me in a singleplayer game?

rape

marry

She could beat it faster and more efficiently.

wonder how she beat me at a single player game with no real difficulty to begin with

git gud

explain to her that I spend most of my time working and have actual goals beyond SC2 I don't even like videogames anymore jesus fucking christ get out of my house you lazy gook bitch

I could show her my game... of dicc...
Heh.

I would body this bitch in Mahvel

It's not like Legend of Mana is a hard game or anything.

Ask her if I can smell her feet.

get gud i guess

If she doesn't have a gun or her mech calling button then we're having sex.

Sure thing user!

twitch - treenoblack

playing with loli's and corrupting their little minds

Refuse to heal her until she stops being a bitch

Rape

Get mad and temporarily boost my gaming skills by 200%

Tood bad for you D.va recently got an armor buff

>came inside
go to bed

Then I'll just go berserk and double my attack speed and damage

play it again until I beat her then say "this is boring" and stop playing.

Oh god! I bet they stink real good.

But you didn't. You're my favourite game.
*unzips dick*

Pin her down into the mating press.

She's a small 19 year old korean girl, now way she'll overpower me.

>she does not exist

>ctrl+f
>"a game of sex"
>nothing
Don't even know what I'm doing here anymore desu

That's autism and not worthy of praise.

>It was fun though, lets play again user!

make her sit on my face while she plays games

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...

"Yeah but am I bad at THIS game?"

>initiate sex after she giggles while you playfully tackle her

>heart pupils

i love this meme :33333

>a game of sex
are there any cheat codes

Bless you, user.

I dont remember being beaten by a girl in any game, mostle because they were busy being girls. If they played anything back then it was Pac-Man.

That's racist.

Rape her.

Reap her

Sigh and ask her what the winner wants from the loser.

No, this is racist *grabs dick*

*slices your dick off before you could grab it*
*looks at you and smiles*
What are you trying to reach for, bud?

is that lina from dota2?

git gud

She got all the achievements, beat your high scores/fastest times, and captured better gameplay clips.

>doing something better than someone else is "autism"
explain.

Sigh and go get the strap on for her.

It's autism if it makes him uncomfortable.

>"at least i'm not a virgin lul"

>devoting so much time into doing better at video games is not autistic
I bet you think speed running is epic

nice strawman

play the game of sex

but she just picked it up for the 1st time and casually beat it faster then you

D.va is a virgin?

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I HAVE BEEG PLONS FER YOU

i want dva to shit on my chest

his claw has spikes and shit on the inside ring

is this soft guro or did the artist just forgot that?

>Start raping her.
>Haha user, you're such a casual! This is how you do it!
>She flips you over, gets on top of you, and starts raping(?) you.

>She just beat you at your favorite game
Beat her at the game of life.

I want to hold her down and create a life with her

Would you take responsibility?

Are you sure you can do that?

I would marry her without hesitation

>reveals shes a futa
>shes packing a 10 incher
>fucks you all night

Ill probably suicide from the humiliation lads

Don't bother, autists can't help behaving like that.

>play nothing but D.va and Mei multiple rounds
>Chat is turning into a salt mine with every win

>I'll probably cum from the humiliation lads
Whatever user.

Real men would just make her their bitch anyways.