Well?

Well?
No looking up a guide to pick the superior sword.

I'll take the purple sword

What color is my character's outfit?

I'm edgy so I choose the red sword

if itz red da sword will go fasta

Does the game have more red or blue enemies?

Blue sword has magic powers, it's clearly superior

Fists

red sword has faster attack speed but can overheat
blue sword has a 10% chance to freeze an enemy for 1 second

Does blue sword give me camouflage in sky or water?

Red, obviously.

How much is 5?

5

Not OP.

I will combine them with a green, brown and a pink sword and get the Super Mega Ultra Sword.

RED IS BEST FA CHOPPIN

Depends on what the closest element to each color is. Red is almost certainty Fire, so if Blue is Water then Red Sword, but if Blue is Lightning then Blue Sword. Lightning powers are the shit.

If there are no elements, then Blue Sword. Ideal is dual-wield though.

Red because RED WUNZ GO FASTA!

blue wins red, right?

I'll go blue.

Red obviously. +5 fire damage is better than +5 ice slow

I choose fists.

Finally a DmC thread.

>red burns your hands
>blue keeps you cool
The choice is obvious.

I pick the blue one. I can always make it red with a few enemies.

red cars are in more accidents so that means more enemies will be attracted to the red sword which means more exp so obviously red is the only choice

post dem sword usin characters

Red. Magic (blue) is for losers, flat damage (red) lets me bathe in the blood of my enemies

what color is my gear?

Grey

Red, because it let's me express my burning hot passion

Blue then.

Well I mean they both look cool can't i just take both of them and DUAL WIELD?

>blue sword: a piece for designed for the paragon of virtue, rightful and honored
>red sword: meant for edgy kids trying to be cool and annoy their parents

how is this even a contest?

red sword because I'm not a turboqueer

explaining why BLUE is superior in 5-10 min

thank you herr doktor

>"Le edgy is bad XD" Reddit meme.

kys
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red
3x faster

blue sword so i can shitpost on Sup Forums about blue sword master race and how redswordfags are all literal children hungry for as much edge as possible

People with mental illness prefer blue

red all of the day
because fuck son, i'm CRAAAAZY

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Blue Sword is the obvious answer. Blue light travels the slowest of all light, meaning my enemies won't be able to see my blade coming.

Red enemies but the blue ones are harder

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>purple
>gay

Well, it IS dangerously close to pink.

>Prince
>gay

>itz 2016
>Da stoopid meetbagz still avent figured out dat da red onez alwayz bettah
Bein a Humie. Not eveh once.

Blue is superior

R E D
E E
D E R

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Well the red ones probably three times faster but I've always preferred the blues

>rednecks
>bad
>stop signs
>bad
>blood
>bad
also, magic is for faggots

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>No green
It's shit. Easily the superior color

Red swings faster and does bonus fire damage

Because I'm a snowflake, I'll have a sword that's red, black and blue with special attributes and invincible and can only be weirded by me. Also it can transform,

Red is more threatening to the enemy and will make you more aggressive in combat due to the effect colors have on your head.

Red.

Dat +5 Redness though

Is this a Sonic vs Mario?

>rednecks aren't bad

Sounds average to me

Someone post it. You know exactly what I mean.

sword of truth

Up until the mid 1800's, pink was considered a very manly color. It was associated with red faces meaning you had a lot of blood in you. More blood. More manly. Pink is hardcore as fuck.

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Blu is luckier ya gitz, bettah critz.

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Nope, the other one

Huh, well I guess times and thoughts change over the course of 216 years. whodathunk