Well?
No looking up a guide to pick the superior sword.
Well?
I'll take the purple sword
What color is my character's outfit?
I'm edgy so I choose the red sword
if itz red da sword will go fasta
Does the game have more red or blue enemies?
Blue sword has magic powers, it's clearly superior
Fists
red sword has faster attack speed but can overheat
blue sword has a 10% chance to freeze an enemy for 1 second
Does blue sword give me camouflage in sky or water?
Red, obviously.
How much is 5?
5
Not OP.
I will combine them with a green, brown and a pink sword and get the Super Mega Ultra Sword.
RED IS BEST FA CHOPPIN
Depends on what the closest element to each color is. Red is almost certainty Fire, so if Blue is Water then Red Sword, but if Blue is Lightning then Blue Sword. Lightning powers are the shit.
If there are no elements, then Blue Sword. Ideal is dual-wield though.
Red because RED WUNZ GO FASTA!
blue wins red, right?
I'll go blue.
Red obviously. +5 fire damage is better than +5 ice slow
I choose fists.
Finally a DmC thread.
>red burns your hands
>blue keeps you cool
The choice is obvious.
I pick the blue one. I can always make it red with a few enemies.
red cars are in more accidents so that means more enemies will be attracted to the red sword which means more exp so obviously red is the only choice
post dem sword usin characters
Red. Magic (blue) is for losers, flat damage (red) lets me bathe in the blood of my enemies
what color is my gear?
Grey
Red, because it let's me express my burning hot passion
Blue then.
Well I mean they both look cool can't i just take both of them and DUAL WIELD?
>blue sword: a piece for designed for the paragon of virtue, rightful and honored
>red sword: meant for edgy kids trying to be cool and annoy their parents
how is this even a contest?
red sword because I'm not a turboqueer
explaining why BLUE is superior in 5-10 min
thank you herr doktor
>"Le edgy is bad XD" Reddit meme.
kys
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red
3x faster
blue sword so i can shitpost on Sup Forums about blue sword master race and how redswordfags are all literal children hungry for as much edge as possible
People with mental illness prefer blue
red all of the day
because fuck son, i'm CRAAAAZY
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Blue Sword is the obvious answer. Blue light travels the slowest of all light, meaning my enemies won't be able to see my blade coming.
Red enemies but the blue ones are harder
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>purple
>gay
Well, it IS dangerously close to pink.
>Prince
>gay
>itz 2016
>Da stoopid meetbagz still avent figured out dat da red onez alwayz bettah
Bein a Humie. Not eveh once.
Blue is superior
R E D
E E
D E R
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Well the red ones probably three times faster but I've always preferred the blues
>rednecks
>bad
>stop signs
>bad
>blood
>bad
also, magic is for faggots
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>No green
It's shit. Easily the superior color
Red swings faster and does bonus fire damage
Because I'm a snowflake, I'll have a sword that's red, black and blue with special attributes and invincible and can only be weirded by me. Also it can transform,
Red is more threatening to the enemy and will make you more aggressive in combat due to the effect colors have on your head.
Red.
Dat +5 Redness though
Is this a Sonic vs Mario?
>rednecks aren't bad
Sounds average to me
Someone post it. You know exactly what I mean.
sword of truth
Up until the mid 1800's, pink was considered a very manly color. It was associated with red faces meaning you had a lot of blood in you. More blood. More manly. Pink is hardcore as fuck.
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Blu is luckier ya gitz, bettah critz.
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Nope, the other one
Huh, well I guess times and thoughts change over the course of 216 years. whodathunk