Hurry/v/ ! Claim your weaponfu !

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CLAIMED, HANDS OFF BOYS SHE'S ALL MINE

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Can I have her chubby younger sister?

All mine

Arrgh, curse you!

I just like the look of bullpup guns

She's mine, don't touch her.

Ah... you were at my side ALL along

Like fine wine

dumb wehraboo

Skull Scraper from Lords of the Fallen. I'll have a picture next time this thread gets posted.

Heh heh claim your weapon but be quick! Chop chop!

YAHWEH

Forever and ever

MINE

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Going with the classic.

already claimed laddie, he's mine

This ugly son of a bitch helped me fuck so many people up

Damn. Too slow. Can I have one of those. You can have it back after this is over

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fuck ;___; Cathedral GS then i guess FUCK

This is an amazing weapon.

*PING*

What part of "All" or "Mine" didn't you get?
You snooze, you lose

>That pommel

Holy shit, what were they thinking?

The unjust nerf it received made me uninstall DS3. I spent so long farming for it.

Cleaver is really cool, but I like the saif even more.

>star_spangled_banner.mp3

yes hi hello i am here to win?

This is a real sword you dirty katanafags peasents ponylovers pro hillary supporter LGTB

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When it comes to straight swords, I accept no substitute.

Not bad.

Gay.

>liking Gilgamesh over Ifrit

s m h

>Bluememe
>Not Astora Straight

Can't pick between these two.
Even though the Valorheart gets outclassed at higher sl, I've been using it at sl70 for the last few weeks and I am hoplessly in love with it.
Beasthunter's Saif is just all around badass and has an amazing moveset.

The best

Best girl

how is that suppose to cut anything? Looks like shit on a stick.
Here is a real mans sword

>Using faggy ass sword
Kill yourself my man.

Fav wep to be desunest

Outta the way bitches, best sword in vidya coming through.

FUCK OFF THAT'S MINE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>That shitty, overly ornate, poncey guard

Step up.

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That sword is so low energy that even jeb bush wouldn't claim it

and katana for melee

Y'all bitches know nothing
She's mine

It stacks with other poison resist so well that when you invade 5-2 the host will never know where you are. Creeping in the swamp and suddenly rolling up on a dude was one of the best feelings ever. It's amazing for 1v2s and 1v3s becaues scrubs always think they can win a trade (they can't)

/thread

Thats how claymore guards actually look irl fag. Meanwhile your shitty sword is an embarrassment of a weapon. Its an impractical piece of trash.

>that length, damage, swing speed, and elegance
How can other straight swords even compete?

YEAH ONE IN EACH HAND

>Baby's first charged shot FPS weapon

Get out of my fucking sight.

>pistola de plasma

vuelvete bueno, perro

>2016
>Having a guard
Come on now.

Great-axe best axe

chop chop chop
watching motherfuckers drop

>Forge a club
>Call it a sword

Why is this allowed?

G3A3 a bes.

Its like all of you hate to win or something

>insane DPS
>boosted with Slayer perk
>boosted again with Rushing Water
>with slow-motion from Turbo
>Psycho for good measure
Blade of the West, despite looking like shit, is my GOAT melee forever.

>This Machine
Contreras' quest always bugs out, and I can never get it legitimately.

I win.

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Fuck off.

>whirr BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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White Glint the best.

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hah.
filthy gun piggus

Game?

>that fat fuck blade

Come at me tiny war criminal.

I understood colourcoding was helpful and necessary, but the bright green and brown looks so awful.
It always makes me long for the quake 2 white railgun with red, or even better, the n64 versions blue glow.
You can change the glow and rail to different colours, but the casing stays that stupid brown and the world model stays that darned green colour.

Painkiller

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What is this

DD44 Dostovei.

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>Nobody ever claims the Loyce Greatsword or the Hollowslayer Greatsword.

God dammit, Sup Forums.

Pure Sex
Order will always be superior to chaos.

How did you get that image? Did you crop it yourself?

Excellent choice, OP.
Here's my pick.

Genji's dragonblade from overwatch

Enjoy your shit tier meme gun

It's not the most economical gun and the overall design is tacticool, but still, she's all mine.

Enjoy your German Enginee-
oh wait

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Considering it was designed as a budget MP5, it's absolutely economical

This is Yhorm's Great Machete. Say something nice about her.

More like
Gay-ji's Fagonblade

How do you figure?

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It might be slow as fuck, but the fact of it being a literal fucking dragon tooth used as a club is too coll to ignore.

fucking good choice. that gun was so great

I like all of the guns from Metro but especially the makeshift ones. I would've posted the quad barrel version but I don't think I have a pic on hand.

Quote from Havel "The Rock" Johnson