This is Samus

This is Samus.

Say something nice about her.

Nice shoes retard.

I want to watch samus go to the bathroom and listen to her toots and plops.

Nice heels

I want to ave sex with her if you catch my drift

This.

And she's got a great ass.

Really THICC in smash 4

Nice ass and tits.

And they will look great when doing stunts on the bikes in Mario Kart Switch.

Tell me about it.

Her and Ivy make a great couple.

I want to remodel her shithole.

Can't wait to see those sexy legs straddle a bike.

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Great tits.

Pity about the mole, though.

Just like that.

pity about your shit taste

The mole is stupid and you know it.

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You are an awful character, feminist bait, and you destroyed your own series by being a woman.

>open a waifu thread
>boku is in it

>and he has shit taste now

But dat ass, am I right?

Samus convinced me never to like another series that revolves around sex fanservice, as that instantly will make it a worse game because of it.

There is no series that will ever be an exception to this.

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I want to breed with Samus!

she's CUTE

CUUUUUTE

I've been a big fan of Samus since Super metroid and always thought it was cool to see an actual badass lady character, LONG before it became a forced feminist agenda

Ivy beat you to it.

Samus Aran is near-certainly a gigantic slut in secret.

Think about it.

She grew up never having a mother or father. You know the #1 indicator for sluthood? Mommy and daddy problems. Women who are deprived of fatherly affection seek male attention the only way they know how: through sex.

In addition, she matured under a regime of intense martial training, never allowed to express her femininity. Women who had strict childhoods rebel furiously when they come of age and suck every dick they come across. If you've been to college I'm sure you've encountered those girls raised as Catholics who have an insatiable thirst for dick, as if they're making up for childhood sexual repression.

Military women are also huge sluts, probably because they like to be physically reminded that they're not just sexless political tools, they're girls, and the most girly thing one can do is take a dick.

after other m, this is my headcanon

>The last original 2D Metroid was 14 years ago
>The last good Metroid game was almost 10 years ago

Sadly, we'll probably get Other M 2 since people like Won't stop jerking off over how they think it's good.

Prime is shit and inferior to almost all modern fps/adventure games

Samus has a nice dick

It's only Nintendo's fault I think this way about Samus.

Her ratio of good and bad porn is horribly one sided

I want to lick her feet.

Both of those posts didn't say anything about liking or the quality of Other M.

Your mistake is looking at Western ``art''

I think so too.

It's also SJW shit because we didn't get to see Samus out of her suit until the second game. metroid: Other M is a far better game because we see more of Samus exposed.

I want her to be her cocksleeve

t.sakamoto

>you will never be showered with Samus's hot sticky cum

This is Team Ninja's Samus shit head not Nintendo's fuck off.

>you will never be samus

That's not Samus.

That's a whore on spandex.

Futa Samus?

>muh prime samus
>she should be ugly that gives her depth

>Be Samus
>Sit on anons faces and make them lick your feet
That would be the life

Whay hasn't there been a new metroid game?

Don't act the japanese isn't guilty of churning out shit art. Its east and west combined

>tease horny anons all day

the difference is that there is good jap art

there is no good western art
the western art that baka gaijin think is good, is actually traced jap art

Stupid people in charge
Low sales

We should petition for a Metroid dating sim. Nobody cares about that stupid platforming or backtracking.

Hi Samus.

Everything would be better if you were killed and replaced by a machine.

email?

>Making them beg for you to let them cum

Because this thread is about Samus the Super Smash Bros character and has nothing to do with Metroid beyond that being her series of origin.

I want to marry her then have sex with her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

ZSS ruined Metroid. Prove me wrong.

>SJWs ruined Metroid
Ftfy. She's supposed to be sexy before anything else. Nobody wants another asexual lesbian space marine.

In 2010 after Other M Sakamoto and his development staff didn't have any idea what to do next. When Other M bombed he, his team, and Nintendo saw that Other M was clearly not the direction to take the main series and changed course. Takahashi, Tanabe, and Reggie all gave hints that Sakamoto and his division could be working on a 2D proper traditional style Metroid game for the Switch. We will have to see what happens either on January 12 or E3 next year.

sorry user, Im not into lewdposting...yet

Other M ruined Samus, time for a 2D game to fix the damage.

What a shame

2D game by takaki?

She had nice games. I miss them.

2D is Sakamoto and his division and always will be Sakamoto and his division.

>making them to eat their own cum afterwards

ironically the zero suit ruined her porn too because its just the same generic shit over and over again

>no thicc Samus mentioned..

Why tho

Post the mega link

>making them lick their cum off the floor like the dogs they are

Or maybe you're a closeted homosexual upset that Samus's official design is no longer a 6'4 male body with a female head.

I would love to be Samus, too. Fuck.

>kimochi when I have the original 'Samus Aran' name on F-list

>perfect body
>face like a dr seuss character

I guess you gotta balance it out some way

i got bored of zss when she was called sarah bryant

making samus easy to draw was a mistake

why dont you act like her for us, user?

I love Samus and the Zero Suit is great. I wish Nintendo didn't hate her.

she has a big butt

I would love to be her slave

Needs to be thicker

*shoots space pirate*
*runs real fast*
*turns into a morphball*

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fuck

That's hot

I dunno, I get the feeling I'd be a total ho with this body

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the wedge heels look better than the rocket heels

>have a threesome with Jamal and Tyrone and make them watch

You'd be a total ho with your own body and total anonymity, slut

I dont blame you

Is it weird i find the varia suit more attractive than the zero suit

Yes

>tfw no porn of Samus bad ends
>no Samus getting her life drained by Metroids
>no Space Pirate bad ends
>no Dark Samus bad ends
>no bounty hunter bad ends
>no random enemy bad ends
>no meat toilet for the military bad ends
>no mind control bad ends
>no ryona/gore
>no slavery bad ends
>no forced propositions bad ends
>no super smash bad ends
>tfw no suit malfunction bad ends
>no environmental death bad ends
>tfw no good porn

Life isn't fair. It's all just generic blond bimbo sex, none of it using the game as the driver of porn.

>take video game character
>don't make porn of her based on video game mechanics, lore, story, gameplay, and villeins

Samus is popular for sex symbol, not her games.

She was never 6'4", she's 6'2" in the suit, 6'0" out of it.