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sounds like every review coming in makes the game sound terrible but they give it a few generousity points because its ff.

>8.2

YOU SIMPLY CAN'T MAKE THIS UP!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But 8 is well above average
Which means it's good
Is everyone retarded?

You could mistake that number for a Square Enix Sequel

They're more like ungrateful retards.

>what is inflation
8 IS average. Hell, there are a lot of shit games that have a 9 score.

>10 YEARS
>ONLY GOT AN 8.2

That's fucking terrible even bloodborne got above 90.

Everyone is indeed retarded

>reviews are trustworthy when they shit on games I don't like
>reviews are always untrustworthy when they shit on games I do like

Sup Forums in a nutshell when it comes to new vidya. However I've seen nothing that warrants a good score anyway.

final fantasy as a series is pretty shit, so it's understandable

Not for IGN though, they're knows for being stupidly 'generous' with AA game, it's very easy for them to give a 8.5-9 score.

Remember Final Fantasy 15 needs 10 million copies sold to profit, it already has 8 million sold in preorders.

That's a 9.2 if you add back the japanese game tax point western reviewers take away from most games outta japan.

>doesn't know what average means
>see name

No 5 is supposed to be average, almost mediocre, pretty much as basic as you can get, unless you're a retard

>10 years

Impressive, can you give me a source?

Video game reviewers are really biased when it comes to nostalgia shit.

Had this game not been final fantasy it would have been rated far lower.

To everyone saying "10 FUCKING YEARS LOL HOLY SHIT"
Just remember the game was basically overhauled when Nomura was replaced

AAA* and they gave doom 2016 a 7.1

That's because bloodborne is great

So far, almost every big AAA game this gen has been an 8, 7, or lower. I've yet to see or play 9's, bar TWIII and maaaaaybe Uncharted. It sucks.

Anything below an 8.6 on IGN means the game is literally the worst game ever made, and anything at 8.6 or above means that the reviewer got paid off to say that the game was good, but it's actually the worst game ever made.

I completely agree with you. Even though it's a low score for a game of its type, it's the name alone that's even keeping it in a 8/10 range.

But still took 10 years

>10 fucking years

AHAHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THESE FINAL FANTASY 15 REVIEWS

4.5/5

4/5

9/10

9/10

4./5

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT FINAL FANTASY 15 A GAME THAT TOOK TEN YEARS TO MAKE SCORED A 90 OUT OF ONE HUNDRED??????????

So basically deduct 20 points if it's an AAA game, since they're all shit.

8.2 would be a 6.2

IGN was the lowest score everything else is high marks

PKEKS LOSE AGAIN

>only magics are fire-ice-thunder
>summons happen randomly

DROPPED. AS. FUCK.

Holy shit...what am I doing here?

>Almost bought a PS4 for this shitty game

Hopefully this abomination of a series can finally rest.

>But muh neogaf threads!
>But muh paid reviews!
Sonyponies already revving up that denial. Prepare yourselves.

>tfw I bought a PS*3* for it.

Fuck anyone who fell for this now.

The game needs to sell at least 10 millions to be profitable. Games this expensive need to have 9.5+ reviews, because everything counts at that level of risk.

I mean, I know you're just retarded and/or delusional and aren't actually interested in the answer, but there I go anyway.

i bought a ps3 then a ps4 and recently the neo

this game cannot be bad

This woman is fat.

Yeah but it's not even the same game

8.2 nowadays is like saying a game is pure shit. Only games above 9.5 are good now.

>Taking ign seriously

Name one game in the past 2 years that's received over 9.5

You're right Sup Forums. It can't be good because it's POPULAR.
>Puts on organic denim trilby
>climbs on fixie bike
>cycles to local artisanal coffee house
>raises a toast to their fellow hipsters here on the 4th chan.

Eclair Redfield

No Mans Sky

Quick, post Neogaf and Reddit responses

>10 year dev cycle
>full length film with cast of well known actors
>short anime series
>upcoming spinoff MMO
>tons of pre order incentives, deluxe/special editions, extra merch
>car collaboration with audi
>events dedicated solely to the game, broadcasted to millions of people around the world
>XV-kun

>8/10s across the board
>20 hours long
>QTE final boss
>FF game where story is the weakest link according to most reviewers

This game was marketed 10x more aggressively than Witcher 3, had a budget that was likely over 10x larger, a development cycle that was nearly as long as the entire TRILOGY, and yet it's still a shittier game by all accounts.

This is literally Duke Nukem Forever 2: Electric Boogaloo, only with more to lose thanks to its SIGNIFICANTLY larger budget and marketing. I'm not even going to bother making the obvious parallel with MGSV because I'm sure even that didn't fucking fail to deliver on its promises as hard as XV. I don't see this game selling 5 million copies, let alone 10 million. They tried to appeal to as wide a demographic as possible by creating a game meant for normies and weebs alike but ended up botching everything that would've made it enticing for either party.

Seriously, with the way they've been pushing this shit you'd think it would be the greatest game of all time. Not even GTA, Pokemon, Mario, etc. get marketed this hard. What a disaster.

>Baited this hard

Yeah. Absolutely adorable.

Nice statistics you got there.
Just imagine how poorly the ff7 remake is going to sell once they realize how awful FFXV is.

>QTE final boss
>Hilariously small world map, with promises of open world, despite looking massive, you can't really do anything.
>Combat that consists of the same 4 moves over and over
>Dark Souls 1 amounts of slowdown
>Zone of the enders tier bullshit combat for some boss fights

Source: It's being leaked fucking everywhere

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>lel 8.2

where can i see the review scores for your game?

>Loud House reaction pic

>Getting baited yet again

> still trusting IGNs opinions after shit like "Too much water" in Windwaker, or giving Alien Isolation a 5

You're fine to shit on a game that you haven't played if you want, but don't act like just posting a number from the morons at the likes of IGN or Polygon and then going HAHAHA is remotely a good argument.

Especially when said number is an 8 in the generation of mostly 7s.

Too much water was Pokemon you retard

>its another 8 is bad episode

watch red dead get a 7>

this 5 will confirm it

Whait, Pewdiepie became funny? What the hell happened? Is sky falling over? What next, cats and dogs living with each other?

when did Sup Forums suddenly care about reviews?

>you can finish the game in one day
this is all conans fault. they made the game shorter because he said its too long. it would have been a perfect 10. its just not fair...

I really hope this game bankrupts Square.

oh boy...

He's jaded now, he's dead inside.
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In that video he shits on literally every single famous eceleb, even Hillary Clinton.

lol

Also, that video where he calls Buzzfeed literally ''a bunch of cucks'' for censoring shit.

im sorry but what the fuck is this "XV-kun" thing.

Watch Dogs sold on hype alone, I see what they are trying to do. But if the objective was to sell this shit to normies, I don't understand why it took so long to make.

Some autist who defends SE's every action, no matter how incompetent or Jewish.

I just can't believe they went with the hold button down to perform combo

>Sup Forums retardation in full force

He started ripping off filthy frank and some people think it's funny.

Beautiful...

someone post the pic with the actual hours of gameplay.

To add, he has saved webm's of nearly every trailer released, has several paragraph long responses at the ready, and he isn't even paid to shill.

>counting the 72 hour megaboss

misleading much?

Word of advice, don't buy consoles for one game.

You mean 17hrs or 23hrs one?

it's official?

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>hahaha
>ho ho ho ho

Is Sup Forums full of underage boys?

I keep waiting for a fucking reason to get it, I mean Bloodborne must be nice but it's not enough, next stop is TLG which I'm sure will be shit, I think I won't get one until Persona 5 in april.

Too much fantasy. Not enough final. 8,2 IGN

good now all the casuals can fuck off away from it

8.2 for a major site means it's a 6-7. These companies bloat numbers due to advertising moron.

Tabata was a mistake

>Is everyone retarded?
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DELETE THIS

This is the best Final Fantasy since VII.
Prove me wrong, pro tip: YOU FUCKING CAN'T.

Oh it'll be final alright. Don't you worry.

XII > VII

I can discredit you though, because you haven't played it.

So there is no more assertion.

Otherwise, post the timestamp w/ pic.

HOW COULD THEY FUCK UP THE BATTLE SYSTEM SO MUCH? ALL THEY HAD TO DO WAS TAKE KH AND CALL IT FF15 FUCK

Maybe for you fucking sonyggers. But WE run Sup Forums, this isn't your fucking neofag safespace or whatever. Take your piece of 8.2 trash and get the FUCK out, bitch!

They didn't have the balls to make it as fast paced as KH I assume.

So you ACTUALLY don't know what inflation means. I see.

5 hasn't been the (true) average for like decades now.

Well, what to expect from people looking forward to a game with literal emo boys and empty shit world.

there's a lot of people that post here. you can't prove the people who bash critic reviews praise them too. it's like you just pulling this fact out of your ass to prove that FF15 isn't shit. just opinons anyway don't let it trigger you.

But the only mainline FF after VII that got a lower score than XV is XIII and it's considered as blunder of that year, user.