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He sounds pretty Ahmad.

Well, he's not wrong.

The Nintendogs 40/40 sunk them forever. That was 10 years ago, wasn't it? More than 10?

Remember when Skyrim got a perfect score?

Never forget. Famitsu gave this game a 40/40.
>they gave Tales of Zestiria a 36/40

but XIII is a perfect game for the japanese standards, lightning is the best female character according to famitsu

also
>ahmad
literally who

Two bombs went enough.

He's some guy who got banned from Neofag for calling Sony out for being kikes.

He's an "insider", though I'd take everything he says with a grain of salt.

>they gave Ninja Gaiden 3 vanilla 36/40
>they gave Yaiba the same score
lel

XIII-2 was really solid, I enjoyed it more than XIII. It really fixed a lot of stuff. Zestiria was a lot of fun too, most of the backlash was from Alisha autists.

A Chinaboo who wants to work for Koei Tecmo.

>implying famitsu scores ever mattered

>same publication that gave fucking Skyrim a 40/40

discarded

They gave FF13 a 40/40 too

I member.

They gave Black/White 40/40, but Black2/White2 got 36/40, famitsu fucking sucks

They gave Vesperia and Bersera a 35 compared to Zestiria which got a 36

That's all you need to know about Famitsu

>hadnt been announced
what the FUCK did he mean by this

Let's take a look at some other games Famitsu has scored 40/40
>Soul calibur
>Vagrant Story
>Wind Waker
>Nintendogs
>Final Fantasy XII
>Super Smash Bros. Brawl
>MGS 4
OPINION

DISCARDED

It's not a perfect game but XIII-2 was good though. It had a shit story but the gameplay was a lot of fun.

>Here's a good thing someone said about a thing
>But someone is shit anyway so who cares
That's literally the definition of a shitpost

>Nintendogs
Fucking really?

Famitsu Articles quite literally lie, though

Brawl, REALLY?!

but those game are good, except nintendoggos

His numbers are usually solid. He's a good source for info from Japan.

They're all good games, but not perfect games like Famitsu implies.

XV is worse than that by far, like a 26/40.

Is he implying famatsu scores ever mattered?

>"""games"""

The only games on that list are Soul Calibur, Nintendogs, and Smash Brothers. Everything else is cinematic movie trash.

Allahu ackbar my friend

They are good games, don't get me wrong. But they're not perfect games. Every one of them that's in a series isn't even the best in the series. Also, Brawl is bad.

Note I did leave out that they gave OoT a 40/40 because that's deserved.

>t. a retard that didn't played those games

these faggots gave FF13 a 40/40 their opinions mean absolutely nothing

You can't "play" a movie, unless you're a DVD player.

we were here 10 years ago? more? wow, kill me

so funny user, upvoted!

seriously, go play those games before speaking

And I'm telling you, can't play a game when it shoves cutscenes in your face every 5 seconds, and they're ONE HOUR LONG.

Famitsu scores never mattered because Famitsu reviews have always been fucking awful.

You get a paragraph or two with extremely vague statements and a number. Worthless publication.

I haven't cared about review scores since 2007
shouldn't gamergate have been the final nail in the coffin for the public's opinion on video game journalists/

>not posting the rest of his tweets

He's making jokes you idiots.

I can't take him seriously, Dynasty Warriors is terrible in every way but for the history/source material it takes inspiration from
Otherwise he is right though

Which none of those games have

kek

Too good.

>tales game
>more than a 20/40
Yeah they have shit taste confirmed. RIP FFXV

He's exaggerating his shitpost, but MGS4 does have an hour long cutscene.

Unsurprisingly, MGS4 is also a piece of shit.

it should have but there's stil idiots on this board that spam IGN scores like they mean anything with OP's such as "Sup Forums BTFO"
Kinda like how ctr spams anti-trump shit on Sup Forums

None of these vidya media outlets should be taken seriously

I want it to be good, i really do

What the fuck is 40?
Why would you pick that of all scales to review with?

Famitsu literally sucks Square Enix's cock. Any game they make, even if its shitty, gets universal praise.

So when it comes to FF reviews their opinion is irrelevant

user please stop baiting, none of this happen with those games

>MGSIV doesn't have massively long cutscenes

Now who hasn't """played""" these games?

Famitsu scores are comprised of four reviewers each giving a game a score out of 10.

The reviews are always worthless since they're short and vague.

No review scores matter. Form your own opinions.

4 reviewers, each give it a score out of 10 and they add them all up.

4 reviewers, they all score a game out of 10, total of each reviewer = final score

having 4 different reviewers is nice but then combining their scores is stupid and is against the whole point of having 4 different opinions

Fucking what?

so it's just as good as nintendogs on ds. i can believe that

Why do people thinks japan cares about their opinion? Lol

That's cute. You think it's bait.

youtube.com/watch?v=5AhGj4oisfU

It's four reviewers on a scale of 10. The idea is interesting, but Famitsu is corrupt as fuck.

>out of 40
What kind of shitty scale is that? Why not 10, 50 or 100?

What's this supposed to be lying about?

>Zestria
Wasn't it so bad that Japanese fans of the series forced the producer to go into hiding?

4 reviewers, 1-10 scale.

It would be a good review system if Famitsu wasn't the Japanese IGN.

B-but muh Sup Forums narrative wanting the game to be shit will not be supported with the full truth!

It's a joke about how in that game lying is a key element.
or he's salty about how the blonde girl is the protagonist and not the robot

but the game is long 40+ hours if you play it normally. also you can skip them you idiot

you do realize in vagrant story you can skip cutscenes? oh wait, you're just a bait poster. 9/10 you got me to reply.

We should throw one at you too. That grammar.

faggot you can skip all the cutscenes if you don't care about the story. stop spreading your autism.

He is right. Famitsu is a joke.

I think that was another Tales game, and IIRC it was because one of the MCs gets replaced by the director's waifu early on and her only other appearance was in DLC.

Sup Forums universally agreed that a game is still a movie regardless of game time AND whether you can skip the cutscenes.

See: Uncharted, TLOU, The order 1886, Dragon Age, and any other games 100% agreed upon to be movies. You can't just turn around and make exceptions.

MGS4 has a terrible plot, and way too many cutscenes but the gameplay just MGS3 gameplay but improved x100
Brawl is also a game deserving of a perfect score because aside from the cazualization its perfect and the only smash with good single player

>Japs giving Jap games high scores

nobody should take their opinion seriously

Literally who

Not really. It's just a meme pushed by Alishatards.

>famitsu
>mattering ever

>Sup Forums told me
>universally agreed
>ps4 games and a western RPG

stop trying to move your opinion on other games, I'm talking about those ( ) games you fucking idiot.

was famitsu ever good?

Vagrant Story is amazing, though

>People complaining about Nintendogs getting 40/40

Fucking catfags I swear to god.

mgs4 is a good addition to the series, unlike MGSV. If you've played MGO2, you would have known

Now please show me the hour long cutscene from Windwaker which you are also complaining about

>TAKING SERIOUSLY A MAGAZINE NAMED AFTER A NINTENDO CONSOLE

They gave Spirits Within a 40/40 too but then someone told them it was a movie

And if they have too much story, they're no longer games. You want plot, go read a book.

>>Soul calibur
>>Vagrant Story

These two deserved it.

Repeat after me

SCORES ARE MEANINGLESS
SCORES DO NOT MATTER
SCORES ARE NOT IMPORTANT
SCORES HAVE NO BEARING ON THE QUALITY OF A GAME

Square-Enix checks cleared.

>rated a pet game with a high score for successfully being a good pet game
>no it's wrong because I don't like pet games so no pet game could ever get a good score
people have a retarded notion of how reviews work

The intro, for starters. All the way up to the Forbidden fortress. There's no actual gameplay until you get there. Just cutscenes and tutorials back to back, which is, to me, one giant cutscene.

Nintendo Power was the last good source of video game reviews. Even when it went downhill two or three years before its death, it was still lightyears better than anything else. Including Sup Forums.

how is vagrant story a movie game? are you pretending to be retarded? for it to be a "movie game" would imply the cutscenes take up a vast majority of the "gameplay".

that doesn't happen.

First four are from when famitsu reviews were more than a paid score.

EXCEPT IF THEY FIT MY SHITPOSTING NARRATIVE

literally everyone ITT with the exception of maybe like 2 others is too young to remember when getting a perfect from famitsu was the greatest achievement a game could have

>A Jap magazine gives a Jap game 100% rating

Wow, who would have fucking thought.

He's way better than Emily Rogers, although a coin flip is about as accurate as Emily Rogers.

> 10 hit combo on rat
> 2 dmg
Hobo Story is fucking trash