Out for delivery

>out for delivery

>Pending

>loli item held by customs

>updates
>"parcel handed to resident"
>they actually just left it in your porch without ringing or knocking

>Customs see your loli figures

>"parcel handed to resident"
>open door
>nothing

>package is in [city literally walking distance away]
>still takes an entire week to get to your place

>delivered
>it's not in the mailbox

>Parcel handed to neighbour

>they didn't even knock

>delivered to neighbour's residence
Glad I'm on friendly terms with my neighbours, else that would have been ugly.

>Visit Japan
>Buy whole bunch of doujins and few issues of Comic LO
>Mail the doujins back home
>Take Comic LO through customs in bag
Do Americans actually have to worry when doing things like this?

I'm in Canada.

>order business something on Amazon
>might as well order for myself at the same time
>can never think of anything to order

It depends on the state.

>this happens
>doesn't arrive in a few days
>get a replacement sent
>turns out they mistakenly delivered it to neighbours
>after they get back from holiday they give it to you

>Package keeps getting sent to the same two post offices in the same city until the tracking stops updating.

>delivery: by end of day

I don't understand how people can intentionally double drop and return several times. I know the UPS guy and see him like three times a week. I'd feel bad for pretending he didn't deliver something.

Oh fuck. What are you even doing ordering loli to Canada?

You're a fucking madman.

>sometimes check the door just in case I missed the doorbell and the package is there
>check Tracking Info every 10 minutes like a fucking spazz
>glancing out the window so I don't miss the mailman

I have a problem.

>package is a different county when marked as missed delivery
>"lol you didn't answer the door bro, we left a slip on the door"
>no knocking
>no truck
>no dogs barking
>no door slip

I got it the next day but fuck me Fedex is a goddamn mess.

>waiting for delivery
>get triggered about every car door you hear and car driving past
>[anxiety intensifies]

>package delivery delayed due to an unexpected problem

...

>postman knocks on door
>you are in the middle of a fap

What do

>win a PS4 through taco bell contest thing
>customer signature required
>just left on my doorstep with no doorbell
>next day there's a fedex slip on my door with a handwritten note saying to retroactively sign for it

>pre-ordered
>out of stock

Throw on some shorts, tuck dick into waistband.
Just gotta deal with it being awkward for about half a minute.

Stop like a normal human

>about to take dog for a walk
>see delivery guy walking up to neighbor's door with a box under his arm and the sticker in hand
>notices me before he's about to slap it on the door without even knocking once
>glare at the faggot
>he quickly knocks, neighbor answers and gets his stuff
Sick of that shit.

>your order is in the wearhouse queue and will be processed soon

But you'll still have to answer the door with a semi chubbing out in your boxers

fucking this
it's even worse when you don't know when parents are getting back

>Door closed, but lights on and car parked outside
>UPS drives up
>Throws package on porch, leaves
>Walk outside
>Dog running off with package

>mfw I have actually done this

:^)

>even worse when you don't know when parents are getting back

lol who cares :)

>it's even worse when you don't know when parents are getting back

>Game arrives day late
>UPS guy apologizes directly to me, feel bad for him so I don't act upset
>actually boiling inside
>UPS guy walks off, I head to the door
>Loud neighbors blurt out the game's ending or plot twist as they're goofing around

i'm a filthy neet leach, but i still hide my weebshit from parents

>note: the order was cancelled by the manufacturer
>reason:out of stock

>tracking number not found

Missed potential: the anime

>package is set to arrive in 3 days
>check shipping locations that it's bounced around to
>been in and out of my state twice in one day

>order next day delivery
>check tracking
>item is in depot awaiting courier collection

>tried to do this once and play it off cool
>hear a loud splat on the steps
>struggle to maintain eye contact as I take the parcel

_ ____ __ ____ ____ ______.

>approx delivery time: 3-5 days
>arrives 3 weeks later

>order overnight delivery
>doesn't get here til a week later

>approx delivery time: 2 weeks
>arrives 4 months later

>your item will be delivered today by Steve
>you are delivery 100
>Steve is currently making delivery 5

>delivered

>guaranteed launch day delivery
>it's a day late

Fucking Amazon

No way.
What a cunt deliveryman

>item location: China
>expected delivery: 2 days

>import a game from Japan
>arrives within a week

>Fedex
I always have to go to their fucking warehouse to get get my shit if it ends up with them. Apparently it's beneath them to ring the doorbell or knock. Nigga I work at home don't pull that "I wasn't home" crap

>hear UPS truck
>make sure I'm not in front of windows so they can't see me
>they ring the doorbell
>I pretend I'm not here
>wait for them to leave
>wait another few minutes just in case they come back
>go outside and get my package

Dumb frogposter

>package will be delivered in 5 bussiness days
>3 days since Departure Scan
>literally no updates for 3 days now

>mfw

>that child-like feeling of excitement after the postman leaves

>item location: China
>expected delivery: 5 months

>pending
give me my fucking cheese chili takis already you spics

>miss UPS delivery guy
>he leaves my parcel in the local post office
>they send a postman to deliver it the next morning
>it's a bunch of bootleg porn games
>answer the door
>'need you to sign for this parcel pal'
>start signing it
>'this for you?'
>gives me a look of disgust
>'y-yeah'
>leaves without saying a word

>yfw you check tracking and you see the green

>tfw instant regret when you know there is no going back now

Once I got a package for a stranger but it was written to my address. I didn't open it but held onto it for a week in case they came to get it. They didn't so I took it to the post office. The stranger showed up the following day and asked if I got it.

I later got another package for him, this time I held onto it so I could give it to him. But he never came, and now I'm nervous to bring it to the post office because they'll wonder why I kept it so long. It's been half a year now.

>relative walks to post office every day
>see them walking back
>know for a fact they're unknowingly carrying the huge buttplug I ordered

>live in the US
>order package from the UK
>check tracking
>'you're parcel has arrived at the depot...'
>'in Germany!'

>order something
>it gets delivered the next day at 9:00 am

Based Royal Mail special delivery

recognised them through the mail packaging did he?

>It actually does get there in 2 days and just didn't update the tracking info
Happened to me a few times, quite shocking.

>miss delivery due to being at work
>about to fill out missed delivery slip
>delivery guy knocks on door
>he actually just circled around the block waiting

>parcel handed to neighbor
>neighbor is a grumpy 80 year old asshole who hates me just because I said "fuck" in my garden when trying to set up a barbecue
>his grandchildren were in their garden that same day
>knock on door, hoping he is willing to give it without being annoying
>he opens the door
>"oh, it's the disrespectful man. Want to teach my children more swears?"
>trying not to clench my fists
>"Uhh, hi. I believe a package for me was delivered here?"
>without speaking, the old man slowly begins to reach for the package
>suddenly as he bends down, his back cracks loudly
>he lets off a loud scream
>"SHIT"
>his grandchildren and their parents rush through to the entrance
>"Mommy, what does shit mean?"
>parents sigh as if this is normal
>mother apologises as she hands over my parcel, whilst the father walks the old man to the sofa
>can't stop thinking about it as I play Persona 5 in Japanese

The sheer amount of emotions you feel in that one moment is incredible.

>order processing
I don't know how any of that feels anons...

> package arrives
> it's defective, won't even work
> didin't buy warranty
> made a support request hoping i can get a replacement

thanks /senneheiser/

Really sad

>Guaranteed launch day delivery
>It's 3 days late
>Amazon still tells me it's arriving on time
>Cancel the order and just go pick it up at a store instead
>It arrives a week later and now I've got two copies

I didn't even like the game that much.

>live in apartment
>order fleshlight
>status: delivered
>cannot find it
>start calling post office, get in touch with the postman on my route
>he says he definitely gave the package to someone
>it was the mid 30's single mom across the hall
>oh shit
>knock on her door after a few dozen minutes thinking
>d-did you get a package today?
>oh. Um, yes.
>it was in a discreet brown box with no identifying markings and the company name is inconspicuous as well

Of course something like this happens, the universe loves to throw wrenches into your carefully laid plans

What are you ordering to get instant regret? Like a chastity rabbit hole?

>don't get off work until 6 every day
>ups guy gets sick of returning missed deliveries
>leaves me a whole stack of "we missed you" notes
>never have a missed delivery again

>need one cheapo thing online
>trying to think of things to order to take advantage of the 35 dollar one day Amazon shipping
>constantly putting things in my cart that I want, then thinking I don't really need them and taking them out

How do they decide when to leave the package? Ive had literally hundreds of dollars of products left on my doorstep. Mattress, all my pc parts, 2 televisions. All just left on my doorstep. I live in a good neighborhood, but i still get sort of worried

Dude you can literally just tell him a place to hide it and he will. I've never had a missed delivery because he just puts them behind the house if I'm not home.