This is my wife D.Va, she is so cute. Say something nice about her.
This is my wife D.Va, she is so cute. Say something nice about her
Jaxon Walker
Jayden Cruz
Your wife is my Paizuri slave, dude.
Anthony Rivera
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Carson Peterson
>those little tits
>paizuri
Zachary Baker
She's totally OP at the moment
>Let's make her immune to the explosion of her ult, even though Junkrats, Tracers, and Pharah's still kill them
>Let's also increase her movement speed and her guns shoot faster
>hell, let's also give her an extra 100 health because why not?
Landon Perez
She tries very hard to do her best
James Morris
Only positive posts are allowed in this thread
Ayden Phillips
get her pregnant first, then wait a bit.
Mason Lewis
Why would my girlfriend be your wife? Are you dumb?
Anthony Rogers
>pushes you both to the ground
um back the fuck off ok?
Christopher Myers
Please do not talk about D.va in that manner.
Robert Turner
I don't think that's how you greentext
Aiden Adams
>unsheathes katana
>teleports behind you
>holds katana to your throat
Say that again nerd
Brayden Thomas
how is she anorexic when she plays starcraft all day and eats doritos and mountain dew
Carson Bailey
Futuristic Korean plastic surgery
Parker Bailey
surgery
Charles Stewart
>he hasn't see mafuyu do paizuri
Matthew Long
She is not anorexic.
Julian Gonzalez
you're the bull.
Nathaniel Peterson
>anorexic
Alexander Murphy
D.Va loves dick! She loves dick!
Mason Flores
Kill yourself.
Nathan Harris
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Gavin Carter
Who are you quoting?
Nolan Adams
>tfw D.VA will never EVER get a cute and lewd skin like Mercy's witch skin
Mason Ward
she already has a skintight suit as her default outfit
Nicholas Perry
>mfw everyone uses the witch skin
changed back to eidgenossin pretty quickly
Hunter Moore
I heard D.Va does nothing but anal exclusively.
Carter Adams
Well yeah, she's pure. Pure girls only have actual sex when they get married. Until then it's oral and anal only, as it should be.