What if he dropped his pants and fucked the bear instead of riding it?

What if he dropped his pants and fucked the bear instead of riding it?

WOAH

What is this, Racist Mario?

what a new and original thought

haha

Game theory, what if Aku-Aku is Crash from the future?

thatskindahot.jpg

haha

Do you think the Tiger in Crash 3 felt the warmth from Coco's crotch on it's back and got a boner. Haha?

Fuck off, retard.

Gay theory, what if I suck Ding Dong's ding dong?

Crash is an anagram of Rash, C?

what if he farts when he rides the polar bear haha

woah

Hehe what if he poops his pants while riding him and the poop gets smeared in it's fur. HA

really make u think...

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What did the N stand for?

Nigger

naps because he likes to take naps

Necrophiliac because he has sex with corpses.

Neo

Neo Cortex

Neocortex

You know, as in fucking brains.

Nordic. His endgame is reviving ancient nordic gods and influencing ragnarok and the new world.

He is the apocalypse incarnate.

DELET THIS

That's the stupidest fucking fan theory i've ever had the displeasure to read.

It's for his boyfriend, N Gin

Neck because he needs a real fucking strong neck to support his head

No
It's why he is a villain

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No fun allowed

pls god don't do this Sup Forums. don't turn crash into one of those "can't discuss because of memes" games

Gayme theory, what if I call Julian a faggot

What is Crash is actually a polar bear? Like how some animals can have a mutation and spawn an albino, Crash's species is the opposite and he was the first one born of color

>he hasn't watched oney, ding dong, and julian play it

Nitro

Nu-male

What if Crash is Sans?

Why did Doctor Neo Cortex decide to make this genetic monstrosity?

My cousin called him "Dr.Nintendo"

dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUN DUN

What episode did they do the george lucas bit?
I need to watch that again

Watching the meme's source doesn't make them less memey

woah

he got tired of masturbation

It's obvious that Cortex was a furry and was trying to make his genetically perfect waifu, only to be cucked out of it by a random failed subject in his laboratory.

he wanted a sandwich

Gaym therry, what if Julian wasn't a faggot

l hate you guys. You ruined a fun game with your shitty memes. l hope l'm there to watch when you guys whoa

He felt lonely

4th episode of that ninja game i think

Najin Bandicoot

>hey big bro, wanna ride with me?
What do

Stop making these cancerous Crash Bandicoot threads and make hype threads for the upcoming remakes.

How about you resurrect my penis, with sex.

immediately plunge my weenie into her backdoor, women like a man that's to the point

Haha yeah I bet he did,
That's so weird isn't that weird haha

Sorry I only ride boars

Sit her infant of me and feel he ass bouncing against my dick with every wave. Plus the vibrations of the jet skis will be vibrating my balls....mmmmm

>emulating Crash 1 right now
>not sure if m&kb isn't fluid enough for the kind of platforming in the game or if I just suck
That said the game does a really poor job of communicating what exactly does damage or is susceptible to a spin attack.

Crash 1 is digital only(doesnt use ps1 analog) so it doesnt matter if you use keyboard or controller

How so? Everything that is hot or has spikes can't be spun. Pretty obvious.

Also, the game came out before the PlayStation had analog sticks, so it doesn't matter whether you use a D-pad or keyboard.

You can't spin the boars in Road to Nowhere, and jumping on them kills you.

Homer meets Crash Bandicoot by 3lamesudio

>Homer: "Where are we, Marge"
>Marge: "We are in Crash Bandicoot, Hommy. You need to break boxes to collect apples to defeat a small man with a N on his forehead"
>Cortex appear
>Homer: "Hehe, he got yellow skin like us so we are cool"
>Crash appears
>Crash "woah"
>FNAF gang appears at end credits

>It's a sewer level

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