If pokemon was real, which one would you capture and keep as a pet?

If pokemon was real, which one would you capture and keep as a pet?

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My nigger Aipom if this is an actual thread
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THE FEMININE ONE TO KEEP IN MY RAPE DUNGEON HAHAHAHAHAHA ORIGINAL POSTER RIGHT HERE

ampharos. he's been my favorite since i first played crystal. but if for fug, gardevoir.

Only the best

If pokemon were real they'd be hunted for sport.

this

Pokemon are our wives

gardevoir

I'd just get a ton of dog-type pokemon and live out my Michael Vick dreams.

Why do women pretend to like pokemon?

That bitch is all dolled up for pictures, not to hang out with the other pokemon fans there. Imagine your life being so devoid of anything you have to constantly seek attention and validation from everything with a penis? That's what its like being a female. They cant enjoy things, they have to be told to enjoy things

Mareep -> Flaafy -> Ampharos.

I'd teach him/her to play video games and then if a power outage happened, we can play while he powers that shit on.

Something seems unfair about beautiful women.

They can do anything, no matter how silly, and still be appreciated for who they are.

Meanwhile, everyone else is judged by their competence.

Oranguru, because orangutans are my favorite animal

the objectively best choice is ditto
make it morph into whatever you want depending on your need to hug and fug

Lilligant

Her

AM

I

RIGHT

LADS?

inb4 people pick more than 1 you greedy assholes

meowth if payday works
but if i'm not being that loser who thinks that way, torterra. i'd like a ridable pokemon

From Ralts all the way up. For purely innocent reasons.

Because who wouldn't want the big fluffy dog?

ralts
don't care about the gender, i'm fine with a gallade bro or a gardevoir waifu

Why can't it be both? I mean, let's face it, she could entertain dicks anywhere, so there has to be a reason why those dicks there.

This, it makes me fucking mad to see pretender whores like that.

Slowpoke
We'd be fishing all day everyday without a care in the world

Snorlax

So you'll be one of the bitches?

>still be appreciated for who they are.
You mean "for how they look," which is almost completely different.

A wild bitter virgin appears.

for a pet?
probably a Slowpoke

for fug?
a Nidoqueen

Porygon

i dont know why nobody else likes him because hes my favourite including his evolutions

Cubone or Porygon. Because they're cute and I like them.

Natu would be my go to choice of a pet.

That lady is giving that pikachu some heavy bedroom eyes

Stef a cutie patootie!
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Doesn't work like that, though. You need the actual Pokémon.

easy

epic post reddit, just epic

You don't even know she's pretending, you know nothing about her.

You are projecting so much virgin angst right now.

Wigglytuff

[ashamed this]

Oh look, a post complaining about women that has an anime girl image in it.

>Almost 2017
>Still surprised a game about catching cute animals is popular amongst Women

You're like one of those nerds who get angry when normies like Star Wars.

Hell I think it's more appropriate for Girls to play it then when grown “men” play

Porygon has been one of my favorites since Gen1, and he's only gotten better.

Haha, yeah use whatever meme helps you hide from the truth.

They would kill us easily.

What if Humans are pokemon?
In that case, taylor swift

WHY ARE YOU YELLING

would a FAKE GEEK GIRL get a shitty tattoo to show her love?
didn't think so
fucking told

So fucking true.

They be used for fucking and mass terrorism

TROPIUS

FLYING BANANA DINOSAUR

Manchildren play pokemon for their enjoyment, but women pretend to play pokemon so they can leech money off the those same manchildren.

My dude Growlithe
Big dog, cute, pretty stronk
Turns into giant flowing Arcanine I could ride around on

a fucking Gardevoir for obvious reasons

fuck i know this is ironic but it's cancer

Got an anecdote to go along with that bullshit or is it just something you say to stave off the loneliness?

If pokemon were real we would all be too busy fucking them to get anything done

I kinda miss on how silly the show was.

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ditto

Are you... Me?

This is gonna be one of those threads huh

>not opening an Eevee breeding farm and selling eevees and eevee accessories

>video game tattoos

Why do women continue ruining their bodies like this?

Obvious?

Let's be honest here, if Pokemon were real there would be SEVERAL that were actively sold as sex slaves on the black market

Do you fuck dogs and cats and chickens? WTF is with all this wannabe bestiality?

They look beautiful because they are. I look ugly because I am.

You could argue 'being' is composed of more than physical attributes, but it's not like people will be ever be judged by absolutely of all their traits, so it's a mute point.

I like the live version where he says "I wanna get Bowser from Mario 2" and the artist corrects him "you mean 1 or 3, 2 was the one he wasn't in"

Kadabra, so I can teleport all over the place.

A thicc zoroark gf

Non-human Sapience is hot, user. They can literally consent.

We got a ugly philosopher over here.

Eevee because he's a cute doggo or Aron so I could eventually have an Aggron

My boy Hawlucha
He's in my fave five.

>japanese people pronounce 'L's like 'R's

>porygon just means polygon

OOH YOU JUST GOT PROVED WRONG, SON
EPIC FAIL

What's the appeal of Gardevoir (male) and Delphox (male)? It's unbelievable how much porn there is of them

I bet he voted Drumpf as well
grrr I am anger at mysogine

Probably a Goodra so someone can finally hug me.

Otherwise a scrafty to work out and skateboard with.

I would get a Persian, a kanto one. They're big awesome battle cats that just fuck shit up and give free money.

Never thought of it that way before, desu. Converted.

Carry on.

There's a good couple I'd happily have.

Like that huge dog one
I want to sleep on it

or something that will love it

Kill yourselves, whiteknight cucks.

>themetapicture

My bros since gen1

LUBBY CHUDDER
LUBBY CHUDDER
LUBBY CHUDDER

Anyone on Sup Forums that didn't say gardevoir or aipom is lying.

Are you offended that I stereotyped you :^)

>Store bought and didnt make it herself

LMAO

why is she pretending to like pikachu?

Back to /r9k/ you go, miserable virgin

Haha, touched a nerve.

Unlike you touching a woman, which will never happen.

It's not bestiality.

All pokemon used to be people, or ancestors used to be people

>beautiful women
No such thing senpai. All females are hideous on the inside and outside.

Everyone fucking likes Pokemon, it's most likely the sole thing keeping Ninty afloat.

I think Steenee has taken over Glaceon as my favorite pokemon. This mother fucker is just so god damn adorable that I don't even give a fuck about her shitty stats, she's not going to evolve. I'm going to rub those god damn ears all day and night

>picking on meaningless things because you're threatened by strong womyn but have nothing of substance

>defending a random whore in internet
Kill yourself, SJW faggot.

:)

Mewtwo. If I can get him on my side, I can have him telepathically conquer the world for me.

Hey man, see
I've joined the choir so stop preaching.