I'm a mom from the 90s

And I think age of empires is too violent for you, stop playing.

Also, Doom is too satanic, thats banned too.

mom, you're really pretty

Married with Children is an 80s show tho

I want to fuck Peggy

Peg, the only thing around here thats from Hell is your mother.

Fuck off Hillary, you lost.

THIS.

Guys look at her nose.
You really want to fuck THAT?

...

I'm more of an Empire Earth man, no worries.

1987 to 1995 actually

>mfw in 20 years you'll be a helpless slave to your cellphone, lacking the skills to pull yourself away that you so diligently instilled in your children.

There is no sound. What's she saying?

moar mom son

>Husband tells me to play more assault classes.
>I literally just played heavy in the last game.
>I just want to support, god fucking dammit.
>Now he's playing again and I feel like he's doing it out of spite, because I'm petty and expect him to be petty too.

>Not wanting to fuck Gemma

Aw but Aunt Dianne!!

"Don't do it Jimmy."

Private Teacher - Honey Wilder and Janey Robbins

Fucking classic.

I don't even have a cellphone.

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR COCK SUCKED KID

i'd fuck the shit out of peggy

Generation Z doesn't even know the difference between the 1980's and the 1990's hahaha.

...

*giant stuffed bear bobs ominously on screen for a moment*

I'm a mom in the 90's

>No user you can't go to your friends house, they have to come here.
>No user you can't talk to girls or you'll have sex.
>No user, you're not going to school anymore, I'm going to homeschool you
>YOU'RE GOING TO BECOME A CRIMINAL AREN'T YOU
>*starts screaming*

I wonder what it would have been like to have a sane mom

>wanting to fuck Peg

Would you?

Until I died from exhaustion, then I'd do some black magic necronomicon shit to come back and do it again.

FUCK! No it was a stuffed clown!

Hey, I'm a modern dad. I swear in front of my kids. They call me 'dude', and we all just got back from watching Deadpool, I don't give a shit.

My eggs.

I'd fuck that mom.

TLDR; I'm a feminist SJW from 2016 and all gaming is bad and all tv and all movies now bend over as I insert this dildo into your ass and rob you to support my negro children

Sane women don't exist until they get older and stop being overemotional cunts.

>women
>sane

Who wouldn't?

Born in 91 here. My mom wouldn't even let me and my bro watch power rangers growing up.

Too violent.

>mfw we would watch it when she wasn't looking anyways

>tfw the age of housewives beating the shit out of their husbands with rolling pins while they wear dresses and aprons is long gone
Good ol' days.

Silly boys~~ Mommy always knows what's better than video games~~

*sits you in lap, opens shirt and puts boob in your mouth*

Did you know she voices leela from futurama

>i put a hidden camera in the house and i can see if you are watching tv or playing video games instead of doing your homework

go on

>christian american parents who wont let their kids do anything

1987 to 1997.

He was talking about moms, retard. Unless you're a milf.

>90s
Married with Children was painfully 80s

The lesbians were pretty hot

Fookin classic that is

>dad installed a fucking key-operated breakerbox on the tv cord so I couldn't watch until homework was done or stay up late watching
>cracked it open and learned some engineering bypassing it on night 1
>it still kinda worked because I couldn't watch tv when he was home or he'd know

>almost always did my homework on the bus ride home
>actually just finishing up from doing it during class earlier
>mom asks me if I did my homework
>tell her I already did it on the bus
>thinks im lying, asks me to show her
>show it, thinks im showing her my CLASSWORK
>calls up the teacher
>"yeah, user was already working on it in class"
repeat until college

>REALLY need to help my brother out with his thesis for wich the deadline is due tomorrow
>vintage homely cheesecake/milf porn thread on Sup Forums
Goddamnit

>Not fapping with your brother

>that one kid that came over who had strict parents and was uncomfortable at how lax our family was

even worse

>GOING to that kids house who had strict parents
>parents treated you like god and their kid as a peasant
Man, I really hope that kid turned out alright

I haven't reached that level yet user.

>not fapping with your mom and brother

...

>Used to go over to my buddy's house all the time
>His dad died and he had to move in with his sister and his shithead of a brother in law
>Stopped being able to go over to his house because he lived too far away to regularly see him
>Finally able to see him
>He tells me about Bible Black
>Leaves me in his room alone to fap to my hearts content because I didn't have a computer or anything
I miss him.

Didn't this bitch voice Leela?

Did he introduce you to Boku no Pico next?

my mum never gave me shit for playing aoe, in fact she always said the game looked interesting

>Command and Conquer? The back of the game case says there are nukes in it! I don't want you playing this game, we're returning it

Happened to my cousin, way back. Poor guy

She did.

Yes

KINO
I
N
O

epic meme

You can have sloppy seconds, but I'll be going fishy first on this hotdown motown.

>Bible Black

Alright.

MUH
DICK

Kelly was the town cumdumpster, actually peggy was too before she got with Al

>al didn't wanna bang this

How

This looks like a Facebook post

she was his wife

He was implied to be gay. There was a episode about it.

You don't understand 90s marriage.

Old and busted.

>a cute mettaton ex cosplayer will never cum inside of your ass
misery

Never say never user. Dreams can come true.

Shut up mom, Doom is literally a game where you play as an angel and you fight demons to reach the deepest of hell to kill Satan's best soldiers. that's pretty good in Jesus' book ain't it?

Nah because false idols

But qts are never dominant.

quick shout out to christina applegate

They don't need to be that to fuck.

Moms were right, but for the wrooooong reason.

I guess you're right.
I'll continue to dream about taking that cock.

i said shut up. god, you don't understand
should i keep this up?

Go to bed.

was he japanese?

>tfw it will never be the 80s anymore
>tfw girls will never look and dress like this again
>tfw..

why is life so unfair?

Just use a leash and powerbottom them. Listen to their girly moans as they shoot into your tight ass

this is my fetish

>My mother is still like this
Thank god I'm finally ditching my neet card and moving out to an apartment.

I was never attracted to her as a kid, I don't know why, because I'm sure as shit not gay.

you dont get it brah

>because I'm sure as shit not gay.

Why not just vanilla sex?

>because I'm sure as shit not gay.

>I'm sure as shit not gay.

If you say so user.

Because cuties never wanna top. You have to make them.

Because that way it'll be impossible to get them to stick it in and top, user.

Are you me?